Monday, May 14, 2018

Apparently the apartheid displayed by Israel is too much for South Africa

South Africa recalls ambassador to Israel over deaths on Gaza border
South Africa announced on Monday it was recalling its ambassador to Israel after at least 52 Palestinians were killed along the Gaza border.
“Given the indiscriminate and grave manner of the latest Israeli attack, the South African government has taken a decision to recall Ambassador Sisa Ngombane with immediate effect until further notice,” South Africa's foreign ministry said in a statement.

If Trump wins a Nobel Peace Prize, I bet he’ll try to trade it in for an Emmy. - Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Jared and Ivanka partying it up in Jerusalem while Israeli forces massacre Palestinians in Gaza is a level of depravity you can only find in the Trump and Netanyahu administrations.- Eugene Gu

Oh, Emoluments Are In The Air
A billion-dollar Indonesian property development with ties to Donald Trump has become the latest project in China’s globe-spanning Belt and Road infrastructure project – just as Washington and Beijing are tussling over trade.

Trump Fascinated By Israeli Cultural Tradition Of Mass Slaughter Of Protesters - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

Think of the money Barack Obama saves each #MothersDay!
He only has to buy one card.
Donald has to buy, at least, three. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Melania Fakes Kidney Condition To Escape Trump For A Week
Melania Trump underwent a surgical procedure on Monday morning to treat what the White House called a “benign kidney condition” and was reported to be recovering without trouble at a military hospital outside the capital.
“The procedure was successful and there were no complications,” the White House said in a statement. “Mrs. Trump is at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and will likely remain there for the duration of the week. 

also Deplorables: HA HA HA JOHN MCCAIN, THAT ASSHOLE IS DYING. - Jeff Tiedrich

ME: “Looks like America might be saved by a porn actress and her lawyer.”
GOD: “I work in mysterious ways.”
ME: "Oh, honey . . . after the past two years, my only surprise is that you work at all.”
- Mrs. Betty Bowers


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The New York Times would have you believe that a bunch of Nazi motherfuckers were all set to vote for Hillary but then she called them deplorable and hurt their feelings and they switched to Trump. uh huh and I have five bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you. - Jeff Tiedrich

Rock The Voter News

And if you don't pay your gambling debts, SCOTUS will send over Justice Alito to break your thumbs.- Erik Bransteen


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Business/Tech News

The U.S. hit ZTE with a 7-year ban for violating Iran and North Korea sanctions, then lying about their efforts to address the problem.
The heads of the NSA, FBI, and CIA are also concerned that ZTE may be using their technology to spy on U.S. consumers. - Kyle Griffin

Trumps Stumps For ZTE
With his pledge to save a major Chinese company from crippling US sanctions, President Donald Trump has delivered yet another twist in the trade clash with Beijing.
His announcement on Twitter that he's working to give China's ZTE "a way to get back into business, fast" was a sudden shift in the US stance at the start of a big week for trade ties between the world's top two economies.

If you didn't care about Trump breaking the emoluments clause before, now that he's trying to bail out China Smartphone giant ZTE in what seems to be a way to secure a $500 million Chinese loan that benefits Trump hotels in Indonesia, maybe now would be a good time to start! - Ed Krassenstein

Suspicious house


Thank you!

Today's edition was a little late due to my eye doctor's appointment for new glasses. They arrive in 10 days, from Spain!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

From jail birds to free birds on their first flight.



  1. Uh, that's not flight and ducks don't use bird houses in trees

    1. Wood Ducks nest in trees, prior to fledging, the young "freefall" to the ground, then head down to the water.

      There's more than a few species that nest in trees,