Monday, April 30, 2018

I made a joke about Sarah Sanders' eye makeup, too!

Michelle Wolf Slays Useless White House Correspondents' Dinner
After the annual mutual congratulation session known as the White House Correspondents' Dinner concluded Saturday, NBC News White House reporter Kelly O'Donnell distanced herself from the program. O'Donnell thought Daily Show comedienne Michelle Wolf had been too rough on Trump press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Where was this sisterhood of the traveling journalistic outrage during the 2016 campaign? - goldengateblond tweet

Why are you guys making this about Sarah’s looks? I said she burns facts and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye. I complimented her eye makeup and her ingenuity of materials. -Michelle Wolf

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kim Jong-un Demands Human Sacrifice of Mike Pence as Precondition for Summit - Andy Borowitz

Trump To Speak At NRA. I Wonder If The KGB, CIA, FBI Or NSA Will Make An Appearance.
President Donald Trump is expected to speak at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting later this week in Dallas, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.

White House Correspondents' Association Deeply Regrets Use of First Amendment. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

People are feeling more sorry for Sarah Sanders getting roasted by Michelle Wolf than they are when Donald Trump conspired with Russia and stole the presidency from Hillary Clinton. - Jason Elias

Republican Turned Democrat Running For Senate
Richard Painter, a longtime Republican who was chief ethics lawyer for George W. Bush’s White House, intends to run for the U.S. Senate in Minnesota this year as a Democrat, according to a filing he made recently with federal elections officials.


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The overreaction to Michelle Wolf by DC journos desperate to prove their neutrality regarding Trump just proves what a sh*tshow the press coverage of the Dem nominee in 2020 is going to be. -Brian Fallon

Rock The Voter News

Michelle Wolf is the first person to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders a “LIAR” straight to her face. Republicans can’t handle the truth and journalists are scared of losing their access to the White House if they ever told the unfiltered truth. - Ryan Knight

Millennials Are Leaning Towards Republicans. It's The Baby Boomers Fault! 
The online survey of more than 16,000 registered voters ages 18 to 34 shows their support for Democrats over Republicans for Congress slipped by about 9 percentage points over the past two years, to 46 percent overall. And they increasingly say the Republican Party is a better steward of the economy.

I attended the WHCD last night. Donald Trump has so poisoned the atmosphere by attacking the disabled, gold star parents, Muslims, Mexicans, Blacks, women, the press, the rule of law that a comedian who simply tells the truth is offensive? She’s joking. He’s not. - Rob Reiner


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Business/Tech News

Politicians can't stand up for Main St if they're on all fours for Wall St. - John Fugelsang

Gas Prices To Rise. It Must Be Obama's Fault.
Get ready for a little bit more pain at the pump this summer.
Crude oil prices are at the highest level in more than three years and expected to climb higher, pushing up gasoline prices along the way.

"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." - George Washington, 1788



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Pineapples are so cheap here in Costa Rica that I bought 3 for 1000 colones or $1.77 USD on the roadside the other day.


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