Friday, January 26, 2018

Museums are really interesting

Guggenheim museum reportedly offered the White House a golden toilet
When President Donald Trump's White House emailed the Guggenheim Museum in New York City in September and asked to borrow Vincent Van Gogh's 1888 painting "Landscape with Snow," the curator from the famed institution had a counteroffer: A fully functional 18-karat gold toilet.


Some big news about the Russian investigation. It came out that Robert Mueller wants to interview President Trump. It’s gonna be awkward when Trump tries to flee to Mexico and can’t climb over his own wall.- Jimmy Fallon





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

In honor of Trump, the Doomsday Clock now has little tiny hands. - Jeff Tiedrich







It's Gotten To The Point That Trump Should Just Deny Knowing Or Talking To Anyone In Washington D.C.
President Donald Trump denied on Friday that he had moved to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.
He had called for the firing last June, according to one person familiar with the matter. White House counsel Don McGahn refused to order the Justice Department to fire Mueller because he disagreed with the President's reasoning, the source said. However, according to the source, McGahn did not threaten to resign directly to the President.



April Ryan of CNN (June 2017): People in White House freaking out about Trump trying to fire Mueller!
New York Times (2018): Scoop! Trump tried to fire Mueller last June!
Maggie Haberman of NYT (2018): They're just really good at fooling reporters
Uh, not all reporters, Maggie - The Hoarse Whisperer tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump is his very own impeachment starter kit. - Andy Borowitz



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Trump Doesn't Do Well Under Questioning
Speaking from experience, I think the president's attorneys should grab their worry beads. Trump sued me for libel in 2006 for a biography I wrote, "TrumpNation," alleging that the book misrepresented his business record and understated his wealth. Trump lost the suit in 2011, but during the litigation my lawyers deposed him under oath for two days in 2007. We had the opportunity to ask Trump about his business and banking practices, his taxes, his personal finances and his professional relationships.






Melania Says She Has No Plans to Visit Trump in Prison  - Andy Borowitz




Sexy time boys

This Dude Is Also Finance Chair of the Republican National Committee
Wynn Resorts employees and others described a CEO who sexualized his workplace and pressured workers to perform sex acts. Steve Wynn responded: ‘The idea that I ever assaulted any woman is preposterous.’







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Hey future male presidential candidates: now you all can  molest 17 women, pay porn stars for sex (all while married ) and STILL get 71% of the Evangelical vote....- Brasilmagic


Rock The Voter News


Yesterday was their wedding anniversary.
Melania Is At Mar-a-Lago. Will Trump Join Her?
First Lady Melania Trump has apparently taken an unscheduled trip to Mar-a-Lago while President Donald Trump is in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Summit, said The Daily Beast on Friday.
Mrs. Trump was originally scheduled to join the president in Davos, she has canceled her trip due to what a spokeswoman called “scheduling and logistical issues.”



Donald Trump quoting the Bible is like hearing a Leonard Cohen cover album by Insane Clown Posse. - John Fugelsang





Since Russia interfered in our election and nothing has been done about it, should the DEMS hire Chinese bots to help them in 2020? Fairness my friends... - Brasilmagic


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Business/Tech News



Trump plans to tell the world that America is open for business. And who better to make that declaration than a man who declared bankruptcy six different times. - Jimmy Kimmel



Opioids Overwhelming USPS
Facing an embarrassing Senate report, postal and other government officials maintained Thursday they have stepped up mail detection to find illegal and deadly drugs sent from abroad.
But they also acknowledged holes in their multi-agency, layered detection systems that allow opioids to get through.



Heart & Eye Candy



Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said yesterday that the White House wants to see the Russia investigation “come to a complete and full conclusion.” “Uh, no you don’t…” replied Robert Mueller. - Seth Myers





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Close-up of Lincoln Head at Mount Rushmore under construction, South Dakota, 1937. Those eyes.

Peace.


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