Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Republican "Christianity"

One of Trump's nominees for a federal judgeship asserted transgender children were evidence of “Satan’s plan”
President Donald Trump has nominated 50 candidates to lifetime appointments to the federal bench — including a man who asserted transgender children were evidence of “Satan’s plan,” one deemed unqualified by the American Bar Association...

My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. - Rex Huppke

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Puerto Rico Governor hopes 2 restore 95% of power by December. Until then, maybe Trump supporters could donate some of their tiki torches.- Chelsea Handler

Trump Threatens John McCain
President Donald Trump on Tuesday issued a warning shot after Republican Sen. John McCain questioned “half-baked, spurious nationalism” in America’s foreign policy.
Trump said in a radio interview with WMAL in Washington that “people have to be careful because at some point I fight back.” The president added “I’m being very, very nice but at some point I fight back and it won’t be pretty.”
McCain, a former Navy pilot who spent 5½ years in a Vietnam prisoner of war camp and is battling brain cancer, offered a simple response to Trump: “I have faced tougher adversaries.”

Guy who got 5 deferments to avoid a war he supported warns POW McCain that at some point he might start fighting.- John Fugelsang

FBI Posts Incriminating Comey Email. Whaaaaat?
The FBI posted a document Monday that suggests former FBI Director James Comey began drafting what became his infamous July 2016 statement about Hillary Clinton's private server months ahead of time, releasing a heavily redacted copy of the exchange.

Basically, Trump is leaving Puerto Ricans to die and Republicans are letting him. - Amy Siskind

Republican Shenanigans

Callista Gingrich's ambassadorship looks like it's off to a hot start. The Vatican just doused her in Holy Water and she burst into flames. - Warren Holstein

Is Florida Scared Of White Supremacists?
Gov. Rick Scott on Monday declared a state of emergency in Alachua County, three days ahead of a scheduled speech at the University of Florida campus by the white nationalist Richard Spencer.

Senate confirms Callista Gingrich as US ambassador to Vatican.
Next up, as director of US Muslim outreach, this bag of pork rinds.- John Fugelsang

So, Obamacare Lives?
A key Republican senator said Tuesday he’s reached a deal with Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash., on resuming federal payments to health insurers that President Trump has blocked. At the White House, the president spoke favorably about the bipartisan pact.

Going from Joe Biden to Mike Pence is like going from a Filet Mignon to generic brand Pop Tarts. - Tony Posnanski


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Trump lobbed paper towels to P.R. hurricane victims. After everyone loses health care is he going to walk the streets tossing out aspirin? - Tim Hanlon

Rock The Voter News

Going from Joe Biden to Mike Pence is like going from a Filet Mignon to generic brand Pop Tarts. - Tony Posnanski


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So far, Harvey Weinstein has checked off “Sex” and “Lies,” but I really don’t want to see the Videotape.- Stephen Colbert

Business/Tech News

Trump to sign executive order banning bootstraps for poor and middle class. - Warren Holstein

Self-Driving Cars In NYC Soon
General Motors Co. will test fully self-driving cars in New York City by early next year.
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced Tuesday that GM and San Francisco-based Cruise Automation — the technology company GM acquired in 2016 — applied to run the first tests with vehicles operating fully autonomously in the state.

How about we drop the whole “boy” and “girl” scouts thing and call them what they are: Kids with knives who know how to set fires. - Stephen Colbert



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Petra, Jordan dates back to 300 B.C.

Photo: Hayley Andersen


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