Friday, August 18, 2017

Steve Bannon Resigned -- er -- Fired

Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon fired
President Donald Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon has been fired, multiple White House officials told CNN on Friday.

So, who will replace Bannon? Rasputin?

So basically Himmler got fired today, but his boss is still on the job. - Andy Borowitz

With Steve Bannon out, there's only the VP left in Donald Trump's original suicide squad. Guess it's family first from now on, right, Don? - Vicente Fox Quesada, Presidente de México de 2000 a 2006

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Dear "Christian" white supremacists: Your Savior is a dark-skinned Jewish man from the Middle East who spoke Aramaic. His mom was Jewish too. - James Martin, Jesuit priest

ACLU Says No To Hate Groups With Guns
The American Civil Liberties Union took a new stance on firearms Thursday, announcing a change in policy that it would not represent hate groups who demonstrate with firearms. 

Heather Heyer's mom says she won't speak to Trump. "I saw a clip of him equating the protesters with the KKK & the white supremacists..." - Kaitlan Collins, CNN

Republican Shenanigans

We could eliminate the national debt by making Trump's trial pay-per-view.- Andy Borowitz

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There Are 1500 Confederate Symbols In The USA
On Saturday, Aug. 12, a white nationalist rally erupted in violence in Charlottesville, Virginia, over the pending removal of a statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee. The statue is one of more than 1,500 symbols of the Confederacy in the United States, according to an April 2016 review by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Trumpets: You're trying to erase our history!
Me: You can have it back for free. Go to one of those temples of the liberal elite. A library. - BitchestheCat tweet


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Bannon being forced out is good news. But people keep putting their hopes in staff changes to fix things. They can't. The problem is Trump. - Brian Klaas

Rock The Voter News

The lesson of Scaramucci and Bannon seems to be this: the only person who can get away with telling reporters totally insane things that indicate he is wildly unfit for his job is the President of the United States. - Andy Borowitz

Is The White House On Fire? Why Yes. Yes It Is.
Another advisory group is walking away from President Donald Trump after his equivocation on neo-Nazis and white supremacists, with the President’s Committee on the Arts and Humanities resigning en masse Friday morning.

In a new interview, Kim Kardashian revealed that she did karaoke with former President Obama. Said Obama, “That was just the National Anthem…” - Seth Myers


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Business/Tech News

Florida, with 18% unemployment, passed an anti-bestiality Law.  - John Fugelsang

Florida Wastes Time Passing Law.
Wisconsin: Hold My Beer!
Wisconsin lawmakers vote to pay Foxconn $3 billion to get a new factory. State taxpayers could end up paying Foxconn $500,000 per job, or more.

Twenty-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai has been accepted to Oxford University. When she puts her Nobel Prize on the shelf, her roommate will quietly put away all her youth soccer trophies. - Jimmy Fallon



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This is the Mummy Cave located in Canyon de Chelly, Chinle, Arizona, and is what remains of an ancient settlement. Those eyes, eyebrows and the hair on his forehead is another amazing artwork by Mother Nature.

Have a peaceful weekend.

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