Friday, May 5, 2017

Trumpcare

Democrats turn up the pressure on Republicans for health-care vote
Democrats and health groups charted out their next moves to protect the Affordable Care Act and turn up the pressure on Republicans, who are defending their health-care overhaul legislation they barely managed to heave across the finish line in the...



BABY BOOMERS: Why aren't millennials starting families?!
ALSO BABY BOOMER: (handing me a bag of leeches) Here's your health coverage.
- Jesse McLaren







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


We've now reached the point where if a Twitter profile has too many American Flags it might actually be Russian. - John Fugelsang






Where Will Earthings Colonize To?
It’s no secret that physicist Stephen Hawking thinks humans are running out of time on planet Earth.
In a new BBC documentary, Hawking will test his theory that humankind must colonize another planet or perish in the next 100 years. 



Trump had a big phone call with Vladimir Putin, where they agreed to work together on handling Kim Jong Un. You know a leader’s unstable when Trump and Putin are like, “We gotta keep an eye on that guy!”- Jimmy Fallon






Republican Shenanigans


House Republicans just took healthcare away from American children with cancer but it's ok because they're so pro-life.  - John Fugelsang








Senate Asks For Russian Contacts
The Senate Intelligence Committee is asking President Trump's former campaign aides for information on any contact they might have had with Russian officials as part of the panel's probe into Moscow's election interference.
Chairman Richard Burr (R-N.C.) and ranking member Mark Warner (D-Va.) have sent letters to former campaign chairman Paul Manafort, former national security advisor Michael Flynn and former campaign advisers Roger Stone and Carter Page







 FBI Director James Comey said the thought that he helped Donald Trump get elected president makes him “mildly nauseous.” Comey then excused himself to attend a meeting of Underreacters Anonymous. - Conan O'Brien

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GOP passed a health care bill so bad they exempted themselves from it. They may live longer, but when they die, it’s straight to hell! - Bette Midler



Rock The Voter News


Remember, it's possible that none of this would be happening now if Anthony Weiner had just gotten a mistress like a normal congressman. - John Fugelsang






Geez, Trying To Hide Their Coverups?
The Chairman of the House Committee on Financial Services sent a letter last month to the head of the Treasury Department instructing him to decline Freedom of Information requests relating to communications between the two offices, a letter that open records advocates called "deeply troubling."


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Biz/Tech News


Nissan is developing technology that blocks cellphone signals so people won’t be distracted by their smartphones. First Nissan will put the technology in their cars, then they’ll put it in the Oval Office. - Conan O'Brien




Trump Speaks With Rupert Murdoch Almost Daily
New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman was interviewed by Times Australia bureau chief Damien Cave Thursday, and made an interesting revelation: President Donald Trump “speaks to [Rupert] Murdoch now almost every day.”









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Thank you! I only have $63 left of bills to pay!



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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

John Lennon, 1974.

Peace.

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