Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Someone somewhere is going to retaliate against Trump poking our enemies

North Korea state media warns of nuclear strike if provoked
North Korean state media warned on Tuesday of a nuclear attack on the United States at any sign of American aggression as a U.S. Navy strike group steamed toward the western Pacific.



It is Passover and Sean Spicer, at the White House press briefing today said “You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons...” Huh? Gas chambers don't count?
God help us all.



"Not even Hitler used chemical weapons" - Sean Spicer, who thinks Zyklon B was aromatherapy. - John Fugelsang









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



Eric Trump stands bravely ready to defend America against ISIS; should ISIS radicalize any elephants or giraffes he encounters on safari.- John Fugelsang







Trump Is Doing His Own Public Relations With His Relations
Donald Trump's decision to bomb Syria was influenced by his daughter, Ivanka, being "heartbroken and outraged" at the country's alleged chemical weapons attack, one of the president's sons told a British newspaper.





Hey Eric Trump if Ivanka gets upset about a crumbling public school system will your dad do something about that, too? - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans


Eric Trump said the Syria strike was swayed by a "heartbroken" Ivanka. He also pouted that dad has never bombed a country for him. - Nick Jack Pappas





Karma Komeback
Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) had his own words turned against him at a town hall meeting, when constituents began shouting "you lie" in response to his comments about healthcare reform, according to a local television station.
The South Carolina Republican, who made headlines in 2009 for shouting "you lie" at then-President Barack Obama during an address to a joint session of Congress, drew jeers and heckles at a town hall in his home district while discussing healthcare




Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from "Jersey Shore" is facing up to 15 years in prison on tax evasion charges. So basically, if you’re a reality star in this country and you don’t pay your taxes, we either put you in prison or make you President of the United States. - Conan O'Brien








Federal Jobs Remain Vacant Due To Chaos At The White House
Hundreds of key jobs across the federal government remain vacant as a result of an overworked White House personnel office that is frustrating Cabinet secretaries and hampering President Donald Trump’s ability to carry out his ambitious legislative agenda.





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No matter what distraction is thrown our way, we will not lose focus on the Russia investigation. - Rep. Adam Schiff



Rock The Voter News






Who won the Pulitzer for making people think Hillary's emails were more dangerous than electing a fascist? - Sean Kent





Trump "Temporarily Stops" Threatening Sanctuary Cities
The Trump administration will temporarily stop publication of a weekly report spotlighting cities and counties that fail to cooperate with federal immigration officials, people briefed on the change said, after several jurisdictions questioned the accuracy of the data.








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Biz/Tech News


A Turkish Airline crew helped deliver a baby onboard a flight. And then in keeping with the times, the baby was dragged from the plane by security. - Conan O'Brien





Bizarre: Russia May End Up Owning Citgo
In a crazy twist of international events, Russia's state-owned oil company Rosneft might end up owning Citgo, a US energy company based in Houston, Texas.
This isn't a direct takeover. Instead, it hinges on the ability of Venezuela's state-run oil company to pay back its Russian loan. The Venezuelan company owns Citgo, which was used as collateral for the loan.



A package of salad mix that was sold in a Florida Walmart was found to contain a dead bat. This is shocking news - someone shopping at Walmart bought a salad. - Conan O'Brien








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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo

A mother gorilla cuddling her two twins. I wonder what she is thinking about. She looks so focused.

Peace.

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