All Hat No Cattle: Benghazi Bedtime Tales

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The Benghazi Republican Panel gave Hillary the best 11 hour TV ad spot for president. Hillary thanks you.

If you only watch Fox you probably expected Hillary to go down like Nixon yesterday just like you probably thought Romney was going to win.- Gabriel Sherman

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

We Need A War On Hurricanes: Cat 5 Hitting Mexico Now
Hurricane Patricia, which is now rated Category 5 and the strongest hurricane ever recorded in the Western Hemisphere, continues tracking towards the coast of Mexico with landfall forecast on the central coast of Jalisco between 4:00 and 6:00pm, where its effects could be catastrophic.

I apologize for the intern who tweeted that Trey Gowdy is French for "very sweaty." He has been fired.- Donald J. Drumpf

Republican Shenanigans

FUN FAX: Hillary Clinton spent more time on Capitol Hill yesterday than Marco Rubio has during his entire career.- LOLGOP

Jeb! Cuts! Salaries!
Jeb Bush, once a front-runner for the Republican presidential nomination, is implementing an across-the-board pay cut for his struggling campaign as he attempts to regain traction just 100 days before the party’s first nominating contest.

Jeb Bush cuts campaign staff and payroll 40%. Yet more victims of the Obama economy. Impeach!- Tea Party Cat

I never want to see Trey Gowdy again but any kid dressed as him for Halloween gets the King Size Snickers bar.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Sanders: Wall Street may need to take 'haircut' on Puerto Rico loans

“For months, my campaign has been rocked by difficulties and doubts,” she told the Benghazi committee. “Yesterday, with your help, all of that changed.”- Andy Borowitz

"Wall Street should not believe that they can get blood from a stone." -Bernie Sanders On Puerto Rico Crisis

Business/Tech News

You shouldn't be legally allowed to own a personal computer if your general worldview predates the concept of the personal computer.- Josh Gondleman

GOP Shifts Focus From Benghazi Fiasco To Repeal Obamacare, Again.
House Republicans voted Friday to repeal Obamacare’s core provisions and strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood, using an expedited process designed to send those proposals to President Barack Obama’s desk for the first time.