All Hat No Cattle: Florida Officials Were Barred From Using The Term 'Climate Change'

Florida Officials Were Barred From Using The Term 'Climate Change' Once Rick Scott Took Power
Officials responsible for making sure Florida is prepared to respond to the earth's changing climate are barred from using the terms "global warming" and "climate change" in official communications, emails and reports, according to new findings from the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting.

GOP 2015: You're not allowed to say "climate change."

GOP 2055: You're not allowed to say we denied climate change. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Sabotaging Obama
Republican senators want to give Iranian leaders — and the president — a refresher on the constitutional balance of power.
In a highly unusual move, a group of 47 Republicans in the upper chamber has written to Iran’s top leaders to let them know that any nuclear deal they reach with the United States would be “nothing more than an executive agreement.”

Hey, everyone. The guys who are undermining our foreign policy in hopes of provoking an unnecessary war are really concerned about email.- LOLGOP

Is Florida Sinking OR Is The Ocean Rising?
The state of Florida is the region most susceptible to the effects of global warming in this country, according to scientists. Sea-level rise alone threatens 30 percent of the state’s beaches over the next 85 years.

Florida to Eliminate Climate Change by Banning Thermometers. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I want to thank the GOP leaders who refuse to pass a fix to the Voting Rights Act for having the dignity not to show up in Selma.- LOLGOP

What Liberal Media?
After the Associated Press waited over 14 hours before changing an erroneous story about Hillary Clinton, without issuing an update or correction, ZDNet's David Gewirtz has questions about the integrity of the outlet's reporting.

Dear Iran,

We have another Bush and we're willing to use him.

Republicans

-LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an hour, or as most people call that, “Thanksgiving Dinner.”- Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

The unemployment rate is now 5.5%, but some say the actual number is much higher because they hate Obama. - Andy Borowitz

Apple Watch includes a button that instantly informs everyone you went to high school with and your exes that you now have an Apple Watch.- LOLGOP

Jeb Thinks Net Neutrality Is Crazy
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush isn't about to break with the party line on net neutrality. The former Florida Governor told those at an Iowa question-and-answer session this weekend that the FCC's decision to classify broadband as a utility was "one of the craziest ideas I've ever heard."

The world's oldest person turned 117 today. And she celebrated the same way she did last year — by driving her car into somebody’s living room.- Seth Myers