All Hat No Cattle: White House Hit With What Appears To Be Sustained Cyberattack

White House Hit With What Appears To Be Sustained Cyberattack
The White House computer network has been hit by what appears to be a sustained cyberattack, administration sources told HuffPost.

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.- Jokeblogger.com

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

DOJ + Census = NSA. Feel Safer Now?
Despite a nearly complete victory for the Justice Department in a watchdog group's battle over whether secret court opinions authorizing the collection of call records and telephone data from ordinary citizens should be made public, the Obama administration has lodged an appeal with the 9th Circuit over a single document - a legal opinion drafted by the DOJ that considered ordering the Census Bureau to turn over its collected data to the National Security Administration.

Get rich or die in massive debt by voting as if you're rich.- LOLGOP

Obama vs Netanyahu
The Obama administration's anger is "red-hot" over Israel's settlement policies, and the Netanyahu government openly expresses contempt for Obama's understanding of the Middle East. Profound changes in the relationship may be coming.

I'm not voting next week cause I think Congress deserves 175k for 112 days of work. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Ferguson Locked And Loaded For ~~Terrorists~~ Protesters
Ferguson police brace for new protests by spending thousands on riot gear.
St Louis County police has spent $172,669 since August on teargas, grenades, pepper balls and other civil disobedience equipment

GOP released new campaign targeting single women. The tag line is “Men don’t make passes at women who vote.”- Top Conservative Cat

Nurses are the only folks who've been infected with Ebola in America. Until they infect someone, we can hold off on the internment camps.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

People running for re-election are distancing themselves from President Obama. He's very lonely. He has no close friends in the White House. In fact, an intruder hopped the fence on Sunday, made it all the way to White House, and Obama begged him to stay and watch football. - David Letterman

Big Brother Is Everywhere
DOJ says it can cut off internet, cable or other home lines, then masquerade as techs for warrantless search.

“Today is the birthday of White House dog Bo. He had a wonderful party at the White House — only three intruders … I believe Bo is actually now distancing himself from the president … It’s a bittersweet day for Bo because he was recently trashed in Leon Panetta’s book.” – David Letterman

I’m going as Ebola for Halloween. My costume will be so scary that by killing only one person I’ll manage to terrify 300 million people.- Top Conservative Cat

Gov. Ebolaphobia
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) has responded disdainfully to an American nurse’s threat of a lawsuit over her unreasonable detention by public health officials after she returned from working in West Africa....“Whatever. Get in line. I’ve been sued lots of times before.”

Cosmo magazine is encouraging female students in North Carolina to vote by offering a party bus to the voting polls that includes shirtless male models — just as our forefathers intended.- Conan O'Brien

Business/Tech News

Things to do today: 1) oppose raising minimum wage. 2) call low-wage workers who need to go on food stamps 'lazy.'- John Fugelsang

Texas Has New Rules For Oil & Gas?
Oil and gas companies in Texas must now research seismic data for a given area before they can receive a permit to drill disposal wells, according to new rules from the Texas Railroad Commission.

It's National Cat Day. Your cat doesn't care. - John Fugelsang