All Hat No Cattle: Allen West Tells Military To Disobey Commander In Chief

Allen West Tells Military To Disobey Commander In Chief
Fox News contributor Allen West, who has previously called President Obama an "Islamist" with unclear "loyalties," is now calling on the military to ignore orders from its commander in chief.

Republicans are people. Just like corporations, and Soylent Green.

Today Russia announced that it will join America’s fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, "But I did not say which side." - Jimmy Fallon

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

FYI: America has a 200+ year history of people being denied the right to vote by people who said they were protecting democracy by doing so.- LOLGOP

New Afghan President Takes Office
Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai was sworn in Monday as Afghanistan's new president, replacing Hamid Karzai in the country's first democratic transfer of power since the 2001 U.S.-led invasion toppled the Taliban.

Can you believe our evil gov't violating our online privacy? Wait - there’s new nude pics of Jennifer Lawrence? BRB, I gotta see this.- John Fugelsang

Our Great Crusader From 2003

The Department of Defense unveiled a new policy that will let undocumented immigrants serve in the military. Is it me, or does that just sound like a sneaky way to get rid of immigrants?- Jimmy Fallon

Republican Shenanigans

Lincoln may have freed the slaves, but he didn’t free the corporations; John Roberts did that. He really is the Great Emancipator.- Top Conservative Cat

Paul Ryan: It's disgusting some liberals are talking about dying at 75. Under my plan, that's right when you'd first enjoy retirement.- LOLGOP

Florida Republican Writes Tell All Book About Republicans
Anyone interested in political shenanigans, personal betrayals, campaign corruption and widespread scandal, all involving some of Florida's most prominent politicians, can find more than enough in the new nonfiction memoir "The Chairman: The Rise and Betrayal of Jim Greer."

Boehner needs to disclose the miracle back cure that transformed him from a 20 year old Vietnam war draft dodger with a "bad back" to a 65 year old who plays golf a hundred times a year. - Anon

Correction: Michele Bachmann didn't really say that but only because she didn't think of it.

NY Post Ridicules Baby. It's OK Because It's The Clinton's Granddaughter
The NY Post is Rupert Murdoch's signature right wing rag in New York and it often is as offensive as many of the pundits that appear on Fox News. Today's front page is no different as it openly attacks Chelsea Clinton's new born baby.

Hillary Clinton’s granddaughter never in her life did one thing to save the lives of the four Americans in Benghazi. Fact.- Top Conservative Cat

Rock The Voter News

Bad Suicide Attempt Shuts Down Two Chicago Airports

The nation's air travel system slowly began to recover Saturday after an alleged act of employee sabotage at a large regional air traffic control center brought Chicago's two international airports to a halt.

Lincoln may have freed the slaves, but he didn’t free the corporations; John Roberts did that. He really is the Great Emancipator.- Top Conservative Cat

Q: What's the difference between the Congress & the unemployed? A: The unemployed want to work.- John Fugelsang

FOX NEWS: ISIS IS COMING; BE PREPARED!

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro dedicated all of her Sunday show to the growing danger of ISIS, and how viewers should prepare to fight Islamic terrorism on U.S. soil.

It's already autumn. Can you feel the difference in the seasonal change? Let me give you one sure example that it's autumn today. President Obama got off of a helicopter, and saluted a Marine with a cup of hot cider.- David Letterman

FAA Awakens Following Bad Suicide Attempt
The Federal Aviation Administration is reviewing security practices and how it deals with unexpected incidents throughout its air traffic control facilities following last week's fire at a Chicago-area air traffic facility, agency administrator Michael Huerta said Monday.

Well, technically Mitt Romney won't be running in 2016; Bain Capital will run for president, and Romney will return as CEO.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

Study: Internet trolls are also trolls in real life, but life conveniently doesn't have a comments section.- LOLGOP

Hong Kong Peaceful Protest. So Far.
Extending their protests into the workweek, Hong Kong democracy activists continued occupying major thoroughfares Monday, forcing the closure of some schools, banks and other businesses in the semi-autonomous Chinese territory. Due to the demonstrations, government officials said they would cancel a major annual fireworks celebration scheduled for Wednesday -- China’s equivalent of the Fourth of July.

Chris and Bruce Jenner are getting a divorce. If for any reason Bruce is ever arrested for any crime of any sort, being married to a Kardashian counts as time served.- David Letterman

"The federal prison population has dropped by almost 5,000 people. It's expected to go back up once the NFL season ends." –Conan O'Brien

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