Friday, July 25, 2025

Trump to meet with EU leader in Scotland for trade talks


Trump to meet with EU leader in Scotland for trade talks
President Trump will meet Sunday in Scotland with the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, for the two sides to discuss trade.
“Following a good call with @POTUS, we have agreed to meet in Scotland on Sunday to discuss transatlantic trade relations, and how we can keep them strong,” von der Leyen posted on X.




In an abrupt about-face, King Charles III of the United Kingdom announced on Friday  that he was downgrading Donald J. Trump’s state visit to lunch with Prince Andrew. - Andy Borowitz








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Why does The NY Times insist on calling Jeffrey Epstein a “disgraced financier”? That makes it sound like he was cooking the books or committing securities fraud. In the UK they refer to him as a “disgraced pedophile,” which is more appropriate. “Serial sexual predator,” “sex-trafficking monster” and “child rapist” would also work. - Andy Borowitz








Republicans Are As Cruel As Netanyahu
Former California Lieutenant Governor Abel Maldonado hand-waved away concerns about famine and starving children in Gaza by citing Hamas’s terrorist attacks against Israel nearly two years ago.









Nobody is trying to fix the problems we have in the world.

Everyone is just trying to make enough money so the problems don't apply to them anymore. - redpillbot








Republican Shenanigans








We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot. - The Lincoln Project








Jerome Powell Was On His Game. Trump Wasn't.










Jerome Powell just made Trump his b*tch on live television. - Tim Hannan











I think Pam Bondi’s illness is called Liabetes. - Laurie







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What happened to the white genocide in South Africa??? - Covie







Isn't This Witness Tampering?








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It’ll be fun watching David Ellison, prominent member of the lucky sperm club, run Paramount/CBS into the ground. Maybe his lord and master Donald Trumpstein can give him tips on declaring bankruptcy, - Andy Borowitz







Amazing. Republicans Finger One Of Their Own.









Ozzy Osbourne was a good person pretending to be evil. Hulk Hogan was an evil person pretending to be good. - Anthony








One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web. - NatlParkService









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Thursday, July 24, 2025

Ghislaine Maxwell meeting with DOJ at Tallahassee federal courthouse



Ghislaine Maxwell is expected to meet with Department of Justice representatives to discuss more facts related to Jeffrey Epstein's case.



Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting. - The Onion






The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



During Watergate, people lied for Nixon & it looked as if he might get away with it until the truth came out via the tapes. That is why talking to Ghislaine Maxwell or having Pam Bondi give her version of the Epstein files is useless. The only solution is to release the files. - Henry M. Rosenberg







The Only Peace Piece Netanyahu Wants Is Gaza
Israel and the United States recalled their delegations from Gaza ceasefire talks for consultations on Thursday, with U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff accusing the Palestinian militant group Hamas of failing to act in good faith in the talks.








Republican Shenanigans


‘You’re F**ked,’ Nixon Tells Trump from Hell. - Andy Borowitz







What's With These Two? Are They On Drugs?
Weeks after President Donald Trump threatened Elon Musk’s government contracts, the commander-in-chief has made a 180 and is now insisting that he wants the Tesla chief to “THRIVE.”









Barbara Walters would ask Trump to name states where gas is $1.99 a gallon.
Walter Cronkite would ask Trump which schools change a student’s gender without parent permission. 
Dan Rather would ask Trump where they are performing after birth abortions. 
That was better journalism. - Eileen









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They're naming the opera house after a hooker who hung out at Epstein's
If that doesn't beat all. - Brown Eyed Susan









Desperate MAGA Senators 👇










At this point I’m just worried that Trump’s ankle monitor won’t fit. - Alex Cole





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Colbert’s last 10 months on CBS will be the longest 10 months of Trump’s life. - Andy Borowitz







Most Americans Have Always Supported Legal Abortions
Most Americans still support legal abortions despite a wave of rollbacks following the Supreme Court’s decision overturning the federal right to access the procedure over three years ago, a new survey shows.








If Trump wants to post a video of the person who is undermining his presidency he should do a selfie. - Andy Borowitz







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Time To Deflate Photo
Bridge to the Florida Keys. On the old bridge in the 1960s, my dad would pull off the side of the road on one of the many mini-isles and we'd fish and cook it right there. Today, we'd be arrested.


Peace.


Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Pam Bondi Already Told Trump His Name Is in the Epstein Files



A bombshell new report from The Wall Street Journal confirms that President Donald Trump's name is in the Epstein files -- and that he's known since May




Trump Claims Fauci Created Epstein in Lab. - Andy Borowitz







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We just had a woman caller from KY claim that Trump was the greatest POTUS ever.

It took less than 90 seconds of polite questions for her to call Obama the N word.   

And that's #MAGA.  Without racism, Trump would be just another rich civilian raping underage girls w/Epstein. - John Fugelsang








Mad At Your Ex? Call Florida!









Trump Accuses Obama of Reason. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans


Americans Support Renaming Kennedy Center After E. Jean Carroll. - Andy Borowitz








House Republicans To Investigate Jan 6 . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, Sure,
House Republicans are moving to create a long-delayed select subcommittee to investigate the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack — more than six months after it was initially announced.









Maybe Republicans can name a staircase at the Kennedy Center after Ivana. - Al Cappuccino







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You know who isn’t in the Epstein files?
Obama







It's About Damn Time!
The Trump administration must release Kilmar Abrego Garcia on his criminal charges in Tennessee, and immigration authorities must allow him to return to Maryland on supervision without taking him into custody, two judges separately ruled Wednesday. 









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Just in time for
hurricane season,
Dear Leader’s appointees are proponents of monetizing weather forecasts. - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery 








Stock Up Before The Tariffs Hit!











Me: *tells a funny story about my life*
Therapist: Okay, so that's called trauma











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