Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Mike Johnson announces transgender bathroom ban in Capitol after Sarah McBride's election



WASHINGTON – House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., on Wednesday announced a policy banning transgender people from using restrooms in parts of...



House Republicans haven’t been able to pass their own budget for the past two years, but they are laser focused on the bathroom in the Capitol after wrapping up the Hunter Biden investigation. - Ron Filipkowski







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


“Mass deportations” sounds bad as it is except you already know that it’s the polite euphemism for concentration camps. - girlziplocked








Methinks This Isn't Over Yet



If I had a nickel for every time a Chinese ship was dragging its anchor on the bottom of the Baltic Sea in the vicinity of important cables I would have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice. - Gabrielius Landsbergis, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Lithuania








Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job cuz they can’t afford childcare & when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli cuz there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor cuz they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO - MuellerSheWrote









Republican Shenanigans



NEVER FORGET: Dr. OZ put MILLIONS of Lupus patients like me in harm's way by saying they were immune to Covid if we were taking hydroxychloroquine! Absolutely DISGRACEFUL & DANGEROUS. - Peter Morley









Just Guessing, But Trump May Orchestrate a 9-11 Type Attack 









Nation’s Funeral Directors Praise Nominations of RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz. - Andy Borowitz








I find it deeply fascinating how invested the MAGAe are in believing Matt Gaetz didn't pay teenage prostitutes.

Y'all ain't from Florida. - Rick Wilson









BREAKING: Trump nominates Joe Scarborough to lead Department of A** Kissing. - Don Lewis











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I'm not sure why the bathroom is such an issue. There are stalls in ladies rooms. What's the issue here? - Alex Cole










Foot Shooting: Republican's Favorite Sport
Senate Republicans aired frustrations Tuesday after Vice President-elect JD Vance and other party members skipped votes Monday, greasing the skids for Democratic-backed judicial nominees to be greenlighted as part of a final push to fill the bench with lifetime appointees before President-elect Trump takes office.




Yeah I’ve kinda been a bitch lately. That’s bc unlike many of our friends, I’m sh*tty at self delusion and know exactly what’s coming. - Rachel Bitecofer








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Right now I would invest in any company that sells horse dewormer, coffee bean extract, or leeches. - Andy Borowitz









Call Tariffs What They Are, An Extra Tax Americans Pay On Imported Goods. Morgan Stanley Knows.









America doesn’t have elections, it has auctions. - Mrs. Betty Bowers








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Mini forest on a pine cone.


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Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Vance says he’s met prospective FBI director candidates with Trump




Vice President-elect JD Vance (R-Ohio) revealed the Trump team is interviewing candidates to lead the FBI, a sign of plans to boot current Director Christopher Wray.
Vance’s comments came amid a spat on social platform X as he faced criticism for missing a Senate vote in which a judicial nominee of President Biden was approved.



What should be the lead story today on every network is that the former Deputy Director of the FBI, Andrew McCabe said he thinks Donald Trump is a Russian asset. - Jack Hopkins





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Can someone explain to me how deporting 10 million people will make your eggs cheaper. - BlackKnight10k

















Chinese Ship Suspected Of Damaging Undersea Cable in The Baltic Sea. Accident?











If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.
They don't know where it is. - The Other 98%












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Video: MSNBC's Joe Scarborough agrees with RFK Jr's vaccine autism claims in resurfaced 2005 interview




Morning Joe Hosts Claim They Only Went to Mar-a-Lago to See the Nuclear Codes. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans


Trump is reportedly bummed that Bernie Madoff is dead because he would have made an amazing Treasury Secretary. - Andy Borowitz








Well, Maybe The Gaetz Investigation Will Be Made Public, After All...



I’m not much of a Bible scholar, so where did Jesus tell Mike Johnson to enable pedophiles and rapists? - Andy Borowitz


 





I know we're all distracted by Trump's cabinet picks, but I don't want to leave out the astounding sterling intellects of those very serious Republicans who haven't yet been chosen for a role in the new Administration. 
Like recently reelected Lauren Boebert. 
Who is right now, right this very minute, working hard in Washington D.C. on a super important House panel investigating if...
... space aliens have secret bases under our oceans. 
I wish I was being sarcastic. - Jim Wright











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Hegseth is so innocent he paid off the woman who accused him of rape & got her to sign an NDA.

Gaetz is so innocent he resigned Congress to keep the report from coming out, after asking DT for a pardon.

Trump is so innocent only 26 women accused him of doing what he said on tape he likes to do. - John Fugelsang









Justice Delayed, Again.
Manhattan prosecutors on Tuesday said they will oppose President-elect Trump’s demand to dismiss his New York criminal conviction following the election, instead floating the judge could freeze the case until Trump leaves office.










Musk is so innocent he paid off the woman who accused him of rape & bought her a horse. - taradublinrocks









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It's super funny that he's literally nominating everyone who worked on project 2025 and rubbing it in your faces. - BlackKnight10k








Is The Don Calling In A Favor?









Since taking office, President Biden has conserved more than 45 million acres of our nation’s lands and waters. - The White House









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After oohing and ahhing I'd be yodeling in the Grand Canyon.


Peace.


Monday, November 18, 2024

Bitterly Divided Mediasphere Unites To Destroy Joe and Mika Meeting With Trump: 'Annals of Shamelessness...'



Bitterly Divided Mediasphere Unites To Destroy Joe and Mika Meeting With Trump: 'Annals of Shamelessness...'
..."Joe and I went to Mar-a-Lago to meet personally with President-elect Trump. It was the first time we have seen him in seven years.”
Scarborough, taking over the monologue to detail the conversation: “We talked about a lot of issues, including abortion, mass deportation, threats of political retribution against political opponents and media outlets. We talked about that a good bit.”



Joe and Mika are a perfect match as they are cut from the same opportunistic cloth.


What’s happening on #MorningJoe is frightening. Trump isn’t even president yet, and it’s getting dark fast. - Shaniqua








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Look, this isn't complex. Joe Scarborough has always been a political whore. - Keith Olbermann








Trump's Targets Need To Take A Looooooong Vacay
A well-known national security lawyer believes those who may be targets of President-elect Donald Trump’s retribution would do well to skip town in the days after the inauguration — at least for a little while.








I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause us “temporary hardship...” 

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to f**k off. - Brooklyn Dad










All that groveling and they’re still going to lose viewers. Conservatives aren’t going to suddenly stampede to MSNBC. = Dub Cee










Americans thought social media was a toy. Our enemies knew it was a tool. - Luke Zalenski








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Mitch McConnell is a day late and a democracy short








Gaetz Is Living On Borrowed Time Until Trump Pardons Him.
An attorney representing two women who provided testimony to federal and House Ethics investigators about Gaetz’s alleged behavior revealed details about his alleged misconduct in a bid to push the committee to release its report publicly.









“Don’t Say Gaetz” Law Protects Florida’s Kids from Matt Gaetz. - Andy Borowitz









It's like the worst SNL skit EVER!  What's next?

     Putting the fox in charge of the henhouse

     Making Hannibal Lecter school lunch czar

     Jack the Ripper as Chief gynecologist

     Vlad the Impaler as school recess supervisor - Dee










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Last night Tea Pain watched "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."  A particularly terrifyin' part was when Hitler rose to power, the first thing he did was declare all the participants in his failed 1923 coup "patriots" and "heroes."

Sound familiar? - Tea Pain









He Wants To Destroy America From Within








Scarborough said Trump is Hitler and a serial rapist and Trump said Joe left Congress because he murdered a staffer, but let’s put all that behind us now and chill because the show must go on. - Ron Filipkowski







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Republicans: "Democrats can affect the weather."

Also Republicans: "Eight billion people generating 50 billion tons of greenhouse gases every year can't affect the weather." - Middle Age Riot









I'm Glad That Tyson Lost.









Whomever invents this will be a trillionaire > Solar air conditioners.




 

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The U.S. Supreme Court gave the president full immunity.
Trump can break ANY law whenever he wants. He can murder, steal and rape. Live on TV, if he so desires. 
And no one can hold him accountable. No one.
The U.S. Supreme Court created a sexually perverted dictator.



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Time To Deflate Photo
Canyon de Chelly is home to several periods of Indian culture dating from 350 A.D. to 1300 A.D., and the 26-mile canyon’s sheer cliffs range from 30 to more than 1,000 feet, providing a spectacular backdrop for hundreds of Anasazi ruins, as well as modern Navajo homes and farms.

Peace.