All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Trump to roll out sweeping new tariffs

Trump to roll out sweeping new tariffs

Sweeping new tariffs will be rolled out by the Trump administration today, potentially raising the costs for almost everything Americans buy.

Good time for a periodic reminder that Congress has the power to set tariffs and override all of this at any time. That is, if they ever decide to actually do their job. = Alex Burns

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Two women the Trump admin tried to send to El Salvador prison speak
Wife of man mistakenly sent to El Salvador prison says she fears for his safety: "My husband's not a criminal"
‘Horrific’: Joe Rogan blasts Trump for sending innocent people to El Salvador prison
Deported Venezuelans Not at Risk of Torture in El Salvador Prison, US Says
US touts use of El Salvador prison with human rights concerns
Trump official set up more than 20 national security crisis Signal chats: report
Trump Justice officials demanded charges for Hillary, Biden for classified docs scandals. They’re silent on SignalGate

One phone call. That’s all it would take to get every innocent person out of that El Salvador jail. Every innocent person wrongly/illegally deported would be returned immediately with one phone call from Trump.

Because he’s a coward, he won’t. But one phone call. That’s all. - Joe Walsh

TRUMP: BUY U.S. WEAPONS OR ELSE!

U.S. officials have told European allies they want them to keep buying American-made arms, amid recent moves by the European Union to limit U.S. manufacturers' participation in weapons tenders, five sources familiar with the matter told Reuters.

Rumor has it the Bronze Buffoon has ticked off European leaders to the point they’re considering dropping intel on his Epstein links, shady Russian dealings, secret kids—you name it. If that’s legit, I’m making popcorn. - U.S. Democratic Socialists

Republican Shenanigans

Elon Musk fell apart in Wisconsin like a human Cybertruck. - Andy Borowitz

Just so I understand correctly, it’s a crime to give water to people who are waiting in very long lines for hours to vote, but it’s just fine for corrupt billionaire Nazi Musk to commit an actual felony by bribing people in Wisconsin with million dollar checks for their votes. - Ricky Davila

It turns out that the light at the end of the tunnel is just a Tesla explosion. - funnysnarkyjoke

The Unmitigated Gall Of These Cruel Humans That Will Cause People To Die

The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has fired all of the workers in its program that seeks to help low-income Americans pay their energy bills.

Everyone who had been working on the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) was let go on Tuesday, according to now-former employee Andrew Germain.

I love how the House is taking a break after accomplishing nothing since their last break. - John Collins

As a businessman, he bankrupted his Atlantic City casinos. Now he’s gambling with the national security of the United States. If this continues, a group chat foul will be the least of our concerns, and all the fist and flag emojis in the world won’t save us. - Hillary Clinton

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Rock The Voter News

Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States. - Andy Borowitz

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
What’s most clear to me tonight is that this is just the beginning, that Americans across this country, no matter their title or party, are ready to be heard.
I believe that history will show we rose to meet this moment.
It will show we did not let the chaos and division go unanswered.
It will show that when our president chose to spread lies and sow fear, we chose to come together, to work together, and to rise together. - Corey Booker

Ted Cruz Is Such A Jerk
A Senate hearing on Wednesday stalled out for a moment as Sens. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) clashed over the legality of nationwide injunctions filed by judges against President Donald Trump and his agenda.

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Business/Tech News

I’m fine with Trump being imprisoned forever due to a clerical error. - Andy Borowitz

Who knew there were so many attorneys with so little regard for the constitution.

U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday he had reached an agreement with law firm Milbank, deepening a divide within the legal industry over how to respond to the administration's pressure campaign to punish perceived enemies in the profession.

In a Truth Social post, Trump said Milbank approached him about a possible deal. The terms require the firm to perform $100 million in pro bono legal services on causes such as helping veterans and combating antisemitism.

Trump is sending a chill across the entire legal community.

His attacks on large law firms are cutting off the litigation lifeline for nonprofit public-interest groups who are challenging his policies — which is exactly why he’s doing it.

Connect the dots. - Robert Reich

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms. - Barack Obama

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Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa

Busy day for me. But very productive.

No new edition today but I have some funny and some thought provoking memes. You be the judge.

Deporting a person back to the country they came from is one thing, tossing people into an foreign prison in a country that they didn't even come from, without due process is a far different scenario. Whomever approved this travesty should have to spend the next 10 years in that same prison.

We have yet to receive adequate information from Homeland Security about the recent news of Minnesota students being detained by ICE.

Snatching up students who come here legally to work hard and get an education does not make you tough on immigration.

We need answers. - Gov. Tim Walz

Maybe trump will be able to grow the economy back like he did his ear.

After years of steady growth with Joe,

the First Felon has turned it around and managed to contract the economy in one quarter.

I would rather the USA not be Trump’s 7th bankruptcy. - Andy Borowitz

Mount Fuji, Japan.

Peace

Monday, March 31, 2025

'This Case Has Been Closed!' Karoline Leavitt Says the Trump White House is Done With Signalgate

‘This Case Has Been Closed!’ Karoline Leavitt Says the Trump White House is Done With Signalgate

...Since last week, the White House has had to answer for what was widely recognized at one of the more bizarre lapses in national security in recent memory. Prior to the U.S.’s attack on the Houthi rebels in Yemen, several members of President Donald Trump’s cabinet — including National Security Adviser Mike Waltz, Vice President JD Vance, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth — discussed attack plans on the messaging app Signal. The public only knows about that chat because Waltz somehow accidentally invited The Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg.

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery. - The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Welcome to America. Now get in the van. - John Fugelsang

I don't want Canada or Greenland.
I want PBS, Social Security, and
The Smithsonian. - Feminist News

Trump's Tariffs Motivated South Korea, China and Japan To Unite With A Free Trade Agreement

South Korea, China and Japan held their first economic dialogue in five years on Sunday, seeking to facilitate regional trade as the three Asian export powers brace from U.S. President Donald Trump's tariffs.

The countries' three trade ministers agreed to "closely cooperate for a comprehensive and high-level" talks on a South Korea-Japan-China free trade agreement deal to promote "regional and global trade", according to a statement released after the meeting.

Trump’s ‘tough talk’ about Putin is this. “ Vlad, they're saying I’m too connected to you & Russia, so I’m gonna say a few tough things but pay no mind- i don’t mean it. I love you” - Mia Farrow

I’m a Mayflower American. My ancestor Abiel Foster was in the Continental Congress. My grandfather was a fighter pilot in WW2. My dad served two tours in Vietnam. My brother died training for the Navy Seals. There is NOTHING more patriotic than these words: F**K DONALD TRUMP. - Marco Foster

Republican Shenanigans

You don’t get to wave a chainsaw around celebrating all the people you fired and then get sympathy from anyone about literally ANYTHING. - The Other 98%

Trump's Deflections Are So Obvious

Ana Navarro said on Monday on ABC’s The View that President Donald Trump made comments to NBC’s Kristen Welker on Sunday about potentially seeking a third White House term to distract the media.

Navarro described Trump as the “distractor-in-chief” and said she immediately concluded the comments were intended to deflect attention away from members of his administration discussing sensitive attack plans on Yemen on the Signal app.

“We either import workers or we import our food"

Matt Teagarden, CEO

Kansas Livestock Association

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Rock The Voter News

If we have enough $ to buy Greenland, then we have enough $ for universal healthcare.

Le Pen is going to Le Prison

Marine Le Pen, the leader of France's far-right party, was handed a four-year prison sentence and banned from holding public office for five years by a French court Monday, in what could be the biggest setback for her political cause in a generation.

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Business/Tech News

Air Travel Advisory: Avoid flights in and out of Reagan National for as long as the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic. - Andy Borowitz

Whatever the Details of His Tariffs Are, One Thing For Sure Is, We'll Be Shocked, Stunned, Dismayed...

On Monday afternoon, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced that Trump would announce the details of his tariffs Wednesday in a Rose Garden event before his cabinet.

She deferred repeatedly when asked about the president's plans but added that trading partners like the European Union, Japan, India, and Canada have shown "disdain for the American worker" and said that there would be "no exemptions at this time" for groups like farmers. She also downplayed recent stock market declines.

I miss having the very boring, responsible, SANE adult President we had who got the job done without the drama of pissing off our allies, trying to force himself on Greenland and Canada, and unnecessary, economy-wrecking tariffs.

We were better off under President Biden. - mmpadellan

Social Security Recipients Required to Prove They Own Teslas. - Andy Borowitz

The laughter you hear?
It’s the all the French companies reacting to the US embassy sending them letters demanding they drop DEI initiatives. - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery

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