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Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Veterans Day 2025

Obama surprises dozens of veterans after their plane arrives in Washington for Veterans Day

It's a Veterans Day they won't soon forget.

On a balmy 70-degree day in the nation's capital this past weekend, former President Barack Obama boarded an Honor Flight filled with veterans of the Korean and Vietnam wars that had just touched down from Madison, Wisconsin.

"Hello, everybody," his voiced boomed over the loud speaker.

"What!" exclaimed one person. Another veteran gasped, his mouth wide open.

Thank you for your service is not sufficient.
Thank you for your service with all of my heart is.

"Big-hearted" President Trump did what any leader would do during a food crisis: throw a party! - Jon Stewart

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Colombia President Petro: "A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen and threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil. They want to turn the region into another Libya, full of slaves."

This May Get Messy, Really Messy.

Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officials said Latin Kings street gang leaders have issued a “shoot on sight” order targeting agents involved in immigration operations in Chicago, NewsNation has learned.

“Officer/agents are reminded to maintain heightened situational awareness and exercise extreme caution when conducting enforcement activities,” the agency’s internal warning said.

Instead of funneling money into our bloated Pentagon budget while thousands of veterans face homelessness and hunger, let’s use those funds to truly take care of veterans — ensuring every one has a home, food, and access to medical and mental health care. - Robert Reich

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Declares National Holiday Honoring Veterans of Foreign Wives. - Andy Borowitz

Apparently, Trump's AI Thinks He's An Idiot!

Truth Social’s new AI tool doesn’t hesitate to bash the social media site’s founder. President Donald Trump, when asked basic questions about Trump’s record.

In a test performed and reported on by The Bulwark, Truth Social’s AI feature hammered Trump over his trade policy, January 6, and his inability to lower grocery prices.

Trump Claims He Has Brought Down Price of Bribes.- Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

I truly do not think the average American realizes how bad it’s going to get over the next few months. - Tony Posnanski

Either He's Stupid or Jealous of France or Maybe Both!
President Donald Trump said he was recently thrown off by France and other countries celebrating “Victory Day” to commemorate the end of World War II, saying it was ridiculous they had such a special day but the U.S. didn’t, considering America won the war for them.

Trump: Nobody knows what magnets are

Narrator voice: This guy was just in a MRI machine days ago. - Alex Cole

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Business/Tech News

Yesterday it was a 50 year mortgage. Today it’s a 15 year car loan.

He’s doing everything to help banks and Wall Street and nothing to help you. - Travis Akers

Vacay Is Over, Congress!

The Senate on Monday night voted to reopen the federal government, advancing the funding package to the House for consideration and opening a rift among Democrats as eight senators made a deal with Republicans.

House lawmakers are scrambling to make their way back to Washington after nearly two months out of session in time for a vote on Wednesday.

Why is Trump going after America's air traffic controllers, today of all days?

It's one more way to distract from his decision to increase your health insurance premiums. - Pete Buttigieg

Your periodic reminder that Bill Clinton wanted to give every American a universal health security card so no one would ever have to worry about insurance ever again, but it was Hillary's idea, so the men in Congress killed it. - MissesDread

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Monday, November 10, 2025

‘Trainwreck!’ More Democrats Fume at Shutdown Deal, Call for Schumer’s Head

‘Trainwreck!’ More Democrats Fume at Shutdown Deal, Call for Schumer’s Head

Re. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) posted a meme on X, showing Schumer in the movie poster for “Trainwreck” and added, “Different Schumer, same title.”

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage. - The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

ICE Agents Quit En Masse After Discovering They Were Being Paid in Trump Crypto. - Andy Borowitz

My First Thoughts Were -- Did Trump Pay These BBC Hacks To Do This or Are They That Stupid?

Keep calm and sue them all?

That is the approach President Donald Trump appears to be taking, now threatening the British Broadcasting Corporation with a lawsuit similar to his past shakedowns of CBS News and others on this side of the pond.

Trump’s lawyers threatened in a letter that they may seek as much as $1 billion in damages over a deceptive edit the British public broadcaster made in a documentary about the Jan.

Trump’s budget plan is simple: deny people health coverage so they’ll die and won’t need food stamps. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

So, my wife’s ACA premiums jumping from $542 to $951. FU to every POS that couldn’t bring themselves to vote for a woman for POTUS. - Hate Liberals? Bite Me.

Democrats, Start Your Engines!

Congressional Democrats are livid after a handful of their Senate colleagues voted Sunday to advance the House-passed stopgap and end the government shutdown.

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) called it a mistake. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) called it “a very bad night.” And Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Ca.) and Seth Moulton (D-Mass.) accused Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of being ineffective and called for his removal.

The guy who promised $5K DOGE checks you never got is now pitching $2K tariff checks. If you fall for it twice, hand me your debit card — I’ll keep it safe. - The Angry Creamsicle

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The Supreme Court has denied Kim Davis’ request to revisit the ruling on marriage equality.
I hope that human toe is shaking with anger. Slither back under your rock in Bumf--k, Nowheresville and stay there. - Joman

Any Bets That Her Pardon Is Coming Soon?

Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has been given a puppy as part of the preferential treatment she is receiving in a low security prison camp in Texas.

Four months after Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice was granted a sweetheart deal by Donald Trump’s Department of Justice, a whistleblower has lifted the lid on a range of perks Maxwell has received since she was transferred from her jail in Florida to Federal Prison Camp (FPC) Bryan.

Trump to Host Titanic-themed Party at Mar-a-Lago. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Trump Claims He Has Made Buying Government Officials More Affordable. - Andy Borowitz

Republicans Have Never Had A Healthcare Plan. Nada. Zilch.
Dr. Mehmet Oz, the administrator for Medicare and Medicaid Services, told Fox Business Network he was “over the moon” to hear that the Senate has agreed to reopen the government, but wouldn’t share the Trump administration’s next steps for the Affordable Care Act.

Have you noticed that ZERO countries that have universal health insurance aka Medicare for All have opted to go back to privatized health care? - JonBowzerBauman

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Time To Deflate Photo

If you're wondering why I am showing you an easel....well, I bought this one over the weekend for $30 at a discount store in Liberia. Very nice finish, foldable but it came without instructions. So when I returned home, I googled the only sticker on the box which said, item # G85. I checked Google images and there it was, for sale on Amazon for $522.15. I'm thrilled as I am saving $ to enclose my back porch when the dry season arrives.

Peace and quiet.

Friday, November 7, 2025

Trump administration asks appeals court to immediately halt ruling on SNAP funding

Trump administration asks appeals court to immediately halt ruling on SNAP funding

A group of local governments and nonprofits is urging an appeals court to keep in place an order requiring the Trump administration fully pay for November SNAP benefits.

Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

To everyone who thinks Zohran Mamdani will force New York to be Muslim:

A Muslim has never knocked on my door trying to convince me to convert.

Just saying. - Ariana Jasmine

So, I Guess This Means The Speedboat Strikes Will Continue.

Trump administration officials told lawmakers on Capitol Hill that the U.S. does not have legal justification to support launching strikes inside Venezuela.

Top officials, including Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and an official from the White House Office of Legal Counsel, attended the classified briefing on Wednesday where they told lawmakers the U.S. is not currently planning to launch a land strike inside Venezuela, according to CNN.

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live. - Joshua Reed Eakle

FYI, he’s not ‘sleeping’ he’s high. Benzo’s will do that to you after a long night of snorting Adderall. - Noel Casler

Republican Shenanigans

Republicans have not controlled the Senate, House, majority of Governors, the Supreme Court & the Presidency since 1928.

Guess what happened in 1929? - John Bourscheid

This Should Be An Interesting Battle

Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY), a close ally of President Donald Trump, has announced a 2026 gubernatorial bid in her home state of New York...“Kathy Hochul is the Worst Governor in America,” Stefanik said in the post. “Under her failed leadership, New York is the most unaffordable state in the nation with the highest taxes, highest energy, utilities, rent, and grocery bills. When New Yorkers were looking for leadership from our Governor, she bent the knee to the raging Defund the Police, Tax Hiking Communist causing catastrophe for New York families.”

916 people have over $8,000,000,000,000 in the US.

But God forbid we raise the $7.25 min wage because that would be "bad" for the economy. - Eric Garcia for Congress

Weird how we have the money for ICE but not air traffic controllers. - JoJoFromJerz

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Alan Dershowitz and George Santos have announced they’ll be leaving NYC. Mamdani is improving the city and he’s not even sworn in yet! - Meacham

What's Next, Dr. Oz? Lebensborn Babies?
Dr. Oz was branded "sickening" after a comment he made about making more "Trump babies" as he announced a plan to lower the cost of fertility drugs.

"We've dropped [the price of] infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies — I'm hoping by the midterms," the administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services said as he spoke during an Oval Office announcement regarding deals to lower the cost of weight-loss and other drugs.

And what are they feeding people at the White House? Everyone working there seems to be decaying at an alarming rate. - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery

Costa Rica Has Become the South Florida of the 1980s and 1990s

Drugs hide in fruit containers like bananas and pineapples, which speed through customs to avoid spoilage. Thousands of kilograms get seized each year in Costa Rica, and the country ranks fourth in cocaine interceptions in the Netherlands, behind Brazil, Ecuador, and Panama.

Since the 2019 opening of the Moín port in Limón province, Costa Rica’s involvement in Latin America’s drug routes has expanded. NOS reports that local gangs, drawn by the profits, have fueled conflicts that affect everyday people.

Violence has surged as a result. Homicides jumped 53 percent from 2020 to 2023, hitting a record 907 murders in 2023. This year, officials project over 900 killings again. Gangs target rivals in poor neighborhoods, where fights over territory spill into communities.

Hear me out…An episode of The Price is Right, but it’s exclusively people from the Trump administration guessing what different grocery items currently cost. - Karly Kingsley

Billionaires are freaking out about Mamdani’s socialism. But we’ve had socialism in this country for decades—it’s just redistributed wealth from the poor to the rich. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Over a MILLION layoffs this year; the highest total in more than a decade. America is a trump casino going bankrupt. - Andy Borowitz

One Trillion Dollars For Musk
Tesla (TSLA) shareholders approved CEO Elon Musk's new pay package, one that could reach $1 trillion in overall compensation. Tesla said Musk's package passed with over 75% approval.

One Trillion Dollar Pay Package Fails to Make Elon Musk Interesting. - Andy Borowitz

There's a lady on tiktok calling churches saying she needs help buying formula for her baby just to see if they will actually help their communities. She's called 20+ places and so far only a mosque and a tiny little church in Appalachia have offered to help. - abby4thepeople

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