Monday, March 24, 2025

‘Amateur hour’: Washington aghast at Trump administration's war plan group chat





Democratic lawmakers also called for investigations and hearings on the incident.



Pete Hegseth: “Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore.”








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump








Americans Demand Breathalyzer Be Attached to Pete Hegseth’s Phone. - Andy Borowitz






Peter Magyar, the guy that's now destroying Hungary's Russian-backed kleptocrat Victor Orban in the polls calls for millions to rise up and stop the country from falling into Putin's dirty little rat claws. - Jay in Kyiv







I Wonder How Greenland Will Greet The VP's Wife. Snowballs?








Another diplomatic first (& not in a good way): the prime minister of Greenland calls a visit by the U.S. second lady and high level officials “highly aggressive”. Greenland and Denmark say they did not invite this U.S. delegation. - Christiane Amanpour, CNN









Republican Shenanigans


"We tend to be in court a lot. It's what they like to do. These rogue judges have to stop. This is an executive decision."

- Alina Habba Counselor to the President








FOX News Preparing MAGA For the Inevitable



Still waiting for the Palestine protesters that chanted “Genocide Joe” to hold a single f**king protest against the guy that wants to level all of the land for condos. - Derek








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Rock The Voter News


Come on Democrats. The Secretary of Defense was drunk texting plans of a highly classified military operation. Get on tv. Call it treason. Demand a criminal investigation. Call for resignations. And when they cover it up, Call for the public to support impeachment. This is a slam dunk. - BlackKnight10K









Tariffs, Tariffs and MORE TARIFFS!
President Donald Trump on Monday threatened to impose a 25 percent tariff on countries that purchase oil or gas from Venezuela — escalating tensions with the country that has been a primary target of his administration’s sweeping deportation efforts.









Kristi Noem Stars in “Annie Get Your Gun” at Kennedy Center. - Andy Borowitz








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Business/Tech News


Why is it a crime to vandalize a shi**y Tesla but not to vandalize Social Security? - Andy Borowitz









Apparently, Vanessa Trump Has Terrible Taste In Men








Hey guys remember the Hillary Clinton email server?
Seems kinda, small today, doesn’t it? - Adam Kinzinger



Friday, March 21, 2025

Trump Refuses to Back Down on Annexing Canada to Create 'the Most Beautiful Landmass'




Trump Refuses to Back Down on Annexing Canada to Create 'the Most Beautiful Landmass'
President Trump won't let go of Canada as a possible 51st state, telling reporters that adding Canada would create "the most beautiful...



How we came to a place where we're fighting now with Canada, and we're making nice with Russia. It's beyond me. - Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski








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I’m less concerned by Elon being briefed on a possible war with China than I am by his ongoing war with the United States. - Andy Borowitz








Step Right Up and Get Your Eggs!
“Right now, we’ve got Turkey and South Korea importing eggs. Just yesterday, I talked to a couple of other countries that will soon begin importing. We haven’t signed that deal yet, so I don’t want to say who it is,” Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Friday.









Trump’s Commerce Secretary just said seniors shouldn’t “call and complain” if they stop getting their Social Security checks: “A fraudster always makes the loudest noise screaming and complaining.” - Brian Tyler Cohen









Republican Shenanigans


I don't mean to sound like a radical communist but I really don't think your grandma should have her $1200 Social Security check taken away from her by a billionaire.








Musk Is Just A Jerk. A Real Jerk. And A Lousy Father.
“Elon Musk has financially retaliated against his own child and reduced his financial support substantially and unilaterally,” Karen Rosenthal, Bikel Rosenthal & Schanfield LLP said in a statement. “He did this after Ashley was forced to bring this matter to court, when he refused to respond to her many private attempts to resolve this matter without publicity.”









DOGE showed up at the Institute of Museum and Library Services, which fund libraries and museums.. They sent employees home, swore in a new acting director in the lobby, and proceeded to cancel contracts and grants..

DOGE has the power to swear in government officials? - Old Man Lefty










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Rock The Voter News


Oklahoma Republicans are moving to change the state’s Social Studies curriculum to suggest to kids that the 2020 election was rigged.

They want to order teachers to tell students that the ballots are disputed and have “discrepancies.” - Brian Tyler Cohen








Musk Believes Money Buys Anything He Wants
Tech billionaire and White House adviser Elon Musk is flexing his financial muscle in a Wisconsin election to decide a crucial state Supreme Court seat — giving away $100 to registered voters who sign a petition against “activist judges.”










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Business/Tech News

Hotels and airlines must be just thrilled with Trump. - Kevin








A Bridge Too Far For Trump's Attention...
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) said Thursday that 68 bridges in 19 states should conduct a “vulnerability assessment” to determine the risk of a collapse.









Every news agency reported that the capsule landed in the Gulf of Mexico and I’m sure the most petty man in the universe was fuming mad.




 


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Thursday, March 20, 2025

Tesla Recalls 'Nearly All' Cybertrucks Ever Built Because a Glued-On Steel Piece Might Fall Off: 'Prone to Environmental Embrittlement'




More bad news for Tesla came out this week, with a recall announced for nearly all Cybertrucks manufactured so far because a steel panel could come unglued — creating a potentially dangerous road hazard if it happens while the vehicle is being driven.



Right when it was starting to be deemed a terrorist attack to try and take Cybertrucks off the road, every Cybertruck just got taken off the road in a recall because they used the wrong glue on the panels. - The Serfs







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Americans have thrown away their liberty and prosperity more rapidly than anyone would have imagined. They’ve given up the foundational ideals of the United States, surrendered them to the Russia-backed Musk-Trump regime, and gotten less than nothing in return. - Michael McKay







The Inevitable AVOID AMERICA Warnings...
Amid the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown and ensuing detention of multiple tourists at various borders, multiple countries are now warning their citizens to be careful when traveling to the U.S.








“I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.”
Margaret Mead








Republican Shenanigans




Social Security Recipients Demand DOGE Team Members Report to Field Offices for Drug Tests. - Andy Borowitz








JD Vance Claims Kamala Is A Drunk. 🙄









Elon: "Stop burning Teslas!"
Me: "All cars matter." - James Fell









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Business/Tech News

Elon is repeatedly rage tweeting about how mean people are to him.
I love that for him.








1000 FBI Agents Enlisted To Investigate Jeffrey Epstein Files. 1000 Agents? 1000? What Is Going On?









Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead









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