Monday, January 22, 2024

Ron DeSantis Drops Out of Presidential Race

Trump Gets One Last Dig In at Ron DeSantis After Former Rival Drops Out and Endorses Him
Former President Donald Trump revealed to Fox News Host Lawrence Jones that it was “probably unlikely” that Ron DeSantis would become his Vice President or serve in his cabinet.



The State of Florida went from great politicians such as: Sen. Bill Nelson (now heads NASA).
Sen. Bob Graham (and former governor), Sen. Lawton Chiles (and former governor) to the lowlifes such as Jeb Bush who ushered in the gun toting evangelicals. Rep. Joe Scarborough who got elected by the same gun toting evangelicals to a white go-go boot wearing Christofacist, Ron DeSantis. I miss my Blue State of Florida.


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how sad for Ron DeSantis. - Jeff Tiedrich







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Trump isn't imagining "a different kind of America" you silly MSNBC pundits, he's imagining "Nazi Germany" - Liam Nissan







Paging Merrick Garland...
The top Democrat on the House Oversight and Accountability Committee is asking the Trump Organization to turn over the entirety of its business records, arguing it’s the only way the panel can understand the full extent to which former President Trump profited from foreign governments while in office. 









Q. What do Barack Obama & Fred Trump have in common?

A. Donald Trump wrecked everything he inherited from them both. - John Fugelsang








Republican Shenanigans



Winston Churchill: "Ron DeSantis is a f-ing loser."








Trial Delayed Due To Illness of Trump Lawyer and a Juror? Could Be A Conspiracy!!! Were They In Contact??? Probably Covid. 🙄








Although we're all making fun of DeSantis's humiliation, we shouldn't forget that his anti-vax crusade — in service of his doomed run — probably killed thousands of people. - Paul Krugman


 



2024 will test whether “It’s the economy, stupid” triumphs over just plain stupid. - Andy Borowitz



14 years ago the Supreme Court decided corporations are people under the First Amendment. Today, sold-out politicians block progress to appease their corporate donors. Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day. - Robert Reich






Man Who Posts Antisemitic Memes Visits Auschwitz
 Elon Musk, who has been accused of allowing antisemitic messages on his social media platform, X, visited the site of the Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp on Monday.









Trump Confuses Ron DeSantis with George Santos. - Andy Borowitz








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Time To Deflate Photo
The Mighty Mississippi and its tributaries. Fascinating.


Peace.


Friday, January 19, 2024

Biden signs short-term funding extension, averting government shutdown

President Joe Biden signed into law a short-term funding extension on Friday, the White House announced, averting a partial government shutdown after...


I can say with certainty that in all my years, joining in this crusade to take America back from the brink of destruction is the greatest thing I have ever been a part of in my life.

This crusade is something noble. - James Carville






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


As a concerned taxpayer, I believe we should cut government spending.

We should replace Donald Trump’s Secret Service with the Uvalde police department. - Captain Obvious








Dark Outlook From NATO Official









French President Macron to the French armed forces: “We can’t let Russia think it can win…a Russian victory is the end of European security”









Republican Shenanigans


I’m not sure if Trump’s strategy of disproving that he assaulted E. Jean Carroll by repeatedly displaying his utter lack of impulse control in court is panning out. - Andy Borowitz







If you wish to judge a man's character, give him power.
Kentucky Republican Congressman and Chairman of the House Oversight Committee James Comer told Newsmax host Eric Bolling that he would gladly drag Hunter Biden out of the Capitol in handcuff if he could — but gave a bunch of reasons why he can’t.






El Chapo Claims He Has Enough Indictments to Win GOP Nomination. - Andy Borowitz


If Trump loses the immunity case, he’s going to jail.

If Trump wins the case, Joe Biden will have absolute immunity to order a military strike on Mar-a-Lago and take no prisoners.

Sounds like a win-win. - TheUSASingers






Incredible Accusations, No Proof. How Trumpian.








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"Half of all Inflation due to Corporate price gouging."

This was NOT the fault of the Biden Administration. 

--Thom Hartmann






Apparently, The U.S. Needs Affordable Housing



BREAKING: Syphilis Releases Rare Public Statement Angrily Denying Any Contact With Donald Trump. - John Fugelsang








Republicans have turned politics into pro wrestling. - The USASingers







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Time To Deflate Photo
The Racetrack at Death Valley is a playa (a dry lakebed) best known for its strange moving rocks. A rare combination of ice and wind pushes along the mysterious rocks. Some of them weigh up to 700 pounds and have traveled over 1,500 feet. Credit: U.S. Department of the Interior

Have a peaceful weekend, everyone!


Thursday, January 18, 2024

'Did You Not Hear Me?' Judge Clashes With Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Right Out of Gate Thursday During E. Jean Carroll Testimony

'Did You Not Hear Me?' Judge Clashes With Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Right Out of Gate Thursday During E. Jean Carroll Testimony
The third day of the trial in the defamation case brought by Carroll surrounding Trump’s alleged sexual assault of her in a department store back in the 1990s started off with a tense back-and-forth between Habba and the judge.


Americans Seething With Envy of Judge Who Keeps Telling Trump to Sit Down and Shut Up. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I look forward to the next administration where we are going to have the largest deportation system that's ever been witnessed in human history."







DOJ Finds The Uvalde Police Are Cowards









Republican Shenanigans







The only things Trump has in common with Jesus are they both spend lots of time w/hookers & they both used ghost writers. - John Fugelsang







Just Another Example Of The Two-Tiered Justice System




“Trump Love”, a new 3 act play by Trump Studios, a division of Trump University Drama Department and Medical Center. - Sgt. Joker














If We Had Invested More South of the Border, We Wouldn't Be Stopping Them At Our Border. Now, China Has Moved In.



“Every booster you take, you’re more likely to get COVID as a result of it.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL)







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81 million people voted for Joe Biden and the media never talks to them. They keep interviewing losers and treating them like winners. - BlackKnight10K








In My Humble Opinion, There Was Footsie Going On Between ESPN & ESPN-Owned ACC & CFP. 
FSU For The Win.


I am so old, I remember listening to the 1967 football game between Alabama and FSU. Everyone feared it would be a blowout. The final score was 37-37.  FSU put on an aerial show and great ground game, never seen by Bama or the Bear. "What the hell is going on out there?" - Coach Bear Bryant

FSU further ruffled the SEC feathers in that 1967 season by beating all 3 SEC teams they played AND they went to the Gator Bowl and tied Penn State. 
Thank you, Coach Bill Peterson.

That's when the SEC media sports world and beyond started to mock FSU. FSU's hometown sports writer for the Tallahassee Democrat, Bill McGrotha, wrote this: “Always remember that when the Blue Bloods of college football worked to keep FSU shut out, FSU did not merely stand outside, knocking patiently. They kicked down the door, marched inside, took an empty seat at the table, and casually put their feet upon it." 
Thank you, Coach Bobby Bowden. 
And in 2023, CFP, ESPN and the ACC stabbed  13-0, FSU in the back for 12-1 Bama.
Interesting sidenote: Bama players are flocking to FSU through the transfer portal. Karma can be a bitch. 
There's a bit more to the spirit of FSU than the tomahawk chop.