Monday, November 13, 2023

Government shutdown looms as new speaker struggles to control hardliners

House Speaker Mike Johnson may already be losing his first clash with far-right lawmakers who are making the nation ungovernable.



The government shuts down in less than 5 days, harming our economy and national security.

So what is House GOP having us vote on tonight?—Impeaching the Secretary of Homeland Security.

House Republicans are not serious people. - Rep. Ted Lieu 







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Nation Terrified That Mike Johnson is the Adult in the Room. - Andy Borowitz






French Protest Against Antisemitism
 More than 180,000 people across France, including 100,000 in Paris, marched peacefully on Sunday to protest against rising antisemitism in the wake of Israel’s ongoing war against Hamas in Gaza.




Once Hamas is gone, ousting Netanyahu is next. - electricbrotha









Trump Honors Those Who Avoided Serving Country By Visiting Tomb Of the Unknown Podiatrist. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans







Nikki Haley Gives Me The Creeps








The GOP has transitioned
from "I am not a crook" 
to "a crook is not a crook." - John Fugelsang






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"Root out the vermin." Hmmm. Probably sounded even worse in the original German. - Jimmie von Tungeln





Biden Uses Quite Descriptive Term of David Axelrod



Welcome to New York, where our mayor would really like to borrow your cell phone for just a second. - John Fugelsang








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As Trump Tower comes under scrutiny in Donald Trumps $250 Million civil fraud case:

Saudi Arabia owns the 45th Floor of Trump Tower

China owns the 21st Floor of Trump Tower

Russia owns the floors in-between.

MAGA Republican cult doesn’t want us talking about this. - MadeintheUSANJ





Do the major media outlets realize that they'll be the first to go in a second trump term? I feel like they don't know that. - MuellerSheWrote









American Industry, Academic, and Communities Want China and US To Get Along
A broad range of American industry, academic and community groups are urging President Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping to offer public reassurances that Washington and Beijing are lowering the temperature of the fraught relationship when the leaders meet Wednesday in California.





“We will not learn to live together in peace by killing each other's children.” - Jimmy Carter










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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The ruins of Choquequirao, Peru are 3050 meters above sea level. It is called ''another Machu Picchu.''
Though the ruins are still not entirely excavated, they are estimated to be about three times the size of Machu Picchu.
The ruins are only accessible by walking 4 days to reach the top of the mountain.
I'd prefer to have a helicopter drop me off.
Peace.



Friday, November 10, 2023

Suspicious letters have been reported at election offices this week in Oregon, Washington, California, Nevada and Georgia.


Fentanyl was found in four of the letters, according to a statement from the FBI and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, per The Associated Press.


BREAKING NEWS: ENVELOPES FILLED WITH MYSTERIOUS WHITE POWDER DELIVERED TO DONALD TRUMP JR. - Liam Nissan





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

A Proud Boy just got 15-years…he was crying as he was led away. - Mark Mason  



Tomorrow is Veteran's Day. Thank you for your service!








Now, The GOP Wants To Impeach Homeland Security Secretary. Geez Louise.







Poll: Republicans Think Biden Too Old to Violently Overthrow Democracy. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans


Republicans aren't going to cut Social Security. They're just going to raise the retirement age to death. - Middle Age Riot








Will Canada Pay For The Wall?







Supreme Court Conservatives Issue “Just Kidding” Ruling on Roe v Wade. - Andy Borowitz







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Don't worry, West Virginia. Joe Manchin will still be watching your struggle from his houseboat. - John Collins







Florida Determined To Disenfranchise College Students Of Color









🎵 Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Joe. 
Rich mountaineer made his fortune out of coal. 
Then one day came the No Labels shills. 
So he flipped ‘em the bird up on Capitol Hill. Congress, that is. 
Millionaires. Podcast stars. Yachts with swimmin’ pools. đźŽµ - Scott Linnen









Joe Manchin?
Jill Stein?
Cornel West?
RFK Jr.?
Dean Phillips?
Marianne Williamson?

Hell No.

We’re ridin’ with Biden. - USA Singers








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Has anyone considered desalinating MAGA tears and using them to refill Lake Mead? - Angry Staffer

 







This Is Not Kosher








Before the internet, I thought ignorance was the lack of access to information.  Well, I quess it wasn't that. - Bob Golen









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Thursday, November 9, 2023

House GOP pulls second funding bill in a week

House GOP pulls second funding bill in a week
House Republicans on Thursday pulled their annual financial services and general government funding bill amid divisions on abortion-related provisions and FBI funding. 
It was the second time in a week GOP leaders opted to punt a vote on a funding bill over divisions within the party.



GOP: Freedom isn't free!
But don't ever ask me to pay for it







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

House Votes To Censure 66% Of Americans For Antisemitic Support Of Ceasefire. - The Onion






I wonder If Was Jeffrey Epstein Was Ever Involved
Three individuals have been arrested on charges of operating a “high-end brothel network” in Massachusetts and Virginia with a clientele that included elected officials, military officers and government contractors with security clearances, the Justice Department announced Wednesday.




Creepy opportunists of the day:

--Joe Manchin, exiting the Senate, maybe to front No Labels 

--Jeff Weaver, former Bernie Sanders advisor now working for Dean Phillips, one of the most conservative House members, running against Biden

--Jill Stein is running for president, because Jill Stein.







Republican Shenanigans


He’s losing his supporters.

He’s losing his clout.

He’s losing his businesses.

He’s losing his mind.

He’s on the verge of losing his freedom.

Justice and Karma are here to collect their dues. - 7Veritas4







Oo, Oo, Republican Infighting!



Nikki Haley calling vivek ramaswamy "scum" shows a level of bipartisanship we rarely see from Republicans these days. - Covie







If NBC's strategy was to make sure normal people see how bat feces crazy the Republican party has become, mission accomplished. - BlackKnight10K







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Boom. President Biden just owned a Fox reporter who asked about his reaction to Trump “beating him in the polls” by saying, “You don’t read the polls. There are 10 polls, 8 of them I’m beating [Trump]. You guys only do 2: CNN & New York Times.” THIS is how you call out the media. - Victor Shi








I really hope they don’t replace Ronna McDaniel — she’s been a fantastic RNC chair…

…for Democrats. - Angry Staffer



Comer Suffers Karma Whiplash
House Oversight Committee chair James Comer (R-KY) on Wednesday subpoenaed President Joe Biden’s brother, James Biden, who Comer has implicated in unsubstantiated allegations of “shady business practices” in the Biden family...According to Kentucky property records, Comer and his own brother have engaged in land swaps related to their family farming business. In one deal—also involving $200,000, as well as a shell company—the more powerful and influential Comer channeled extra money to his brother, seemingly from nothing.








President Biden has done more good for America than the 5 GOP candidates on stage combined(and the one who isn’t). 

All the more reason we must rally around the President in 2024. - Ron Harris








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Republicans sure do hate Chinese communism. 

But they sure do love that cheap Chinese Communist labor. 

Likewise they surely do hate Mexican immigrants, but goddamn do they love that cheap Mexican labor. 

What they DON'T love is paying an American a living wage. - Stonekettle







Karens, In Every Walmart, Will Soon Be Melting Down



Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. - Bob Golen








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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Costa Rica: The Mermaid of Playa Esterillos sculpture rests on the north end rocks facing out from the shore towards the horizon. When the tide rises, the ocean covers her pedestal and the statue looks like it is rising out of the water. The work, a bronze cast, was created by sculptor Albino Valverde, who is from the Puriscal barrio of San José.

Peace.