Friday, September 15, 2023

Legal Experts Have A Field Day With Trump's Megyn Kelly Interview

During their discussion, the former president suggested that it is his right to hold on to the top-secret materials, which are at the center of a felony indictment announced earlier this summer.


Donald Trump getting special treatment with 91 felonies and Hunter Biden getting charged with crimes no one ever gets charged for. I’m fucking pissed. Enough is enough. - Tim Hannan








Man Gets 6 Years For Throwing Flagpole At Officer's Head. Just 6 Years?
A Tennessee man who wrote on social media about wanting to “take over the Capitol building” before the Jan. 6, 2021, riot, where he threw a flagpole at a police officer's head, was sentenced on Wednesday to more than six years in prison.







Republican Shenanigans


At least Hunter Biden has never been kicked out of a theater for being an asshole. - Middle Age Riot






I Hope The Jets Lose The Rest Of Their Games. Sorry, Jet Fans.
Billionaire and New York Jets owner Woody Johnson is part of a very small group within former President Donald Trump’s inner circle: Wealthy supporters who are willing to invest their own personal capital to convince Republican megadonors to donate to Trump’s presidential campaign.



News of Gun Charges Inspires Lauren Boebert to Ask if Hunter is Single. - Andy Borowitz


Who controlled the House when the government shut down?
 
1995: Republicans
2013: Republicans 
2018: Republicans
2018 (longest in history): Republicans

When Republicans are responsible for governing, we have shutdowns. - Ilhan Omar






Godspeed, Jimmy and Rosalynn







UNFUN FACT: Aaron Rodgers, a dumbass jock who knows f*ck 
about science and medicine, is repeatedly given access to worldwide media to spew dangerous conspiracy theories about vaccines because he can throw a football. - Middle Age Riot








Musk and Netanyahu To Meet, What Can Possibly Go Wrong?
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and billionaire Elon Musk are planning to meet next week to address tensions surrounding the rise of antisemitism on the Musk-owned X social media platform, formerly known as Twitter. 







A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ — but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone — look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether.
~Rod Serling







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Time To Deflate Photo

Mars captured by NASA's Curiosity Rover. I left the heart shaped stone there.

Peace.


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Thursday, September 14, 2023

McCarthy drops f-bomb, venting frustration with GOP members

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) vented his frustration about the hard-line conservatives holding up appropriations, dropping an expletive as he dared his fiercest critics to attempt a vote to oust him.



Freedom Caucus Forces McCarthy to Also Impeach Jill Biden. - Andy Borowitz







 The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


I’ll bet two-years worth of morning coffee on this: I predict that before Trump’s trials are done, the world will have been shown compelling evidence-in a court of law-that Donald John Trump was a spy…right from the start. - Jack Hopkins






DOJ Threatened By Hunter Biden Lynchers
Prosecutors and FBI agents involved in the Hunter Biden investigation have been the targets of threats and harassment by people who think they haven’t been tough enough on the president’s son, according to government officials and congressional testimony obtained exclusively by NBC News.




I'm voting for Hunter Biden's father. - John Pavlovitz



Well, Hunter Biden Indicted On Gun Charges After 5 Years of Investigation
Hunter Biden has been formally indicted on three federal charges stemming from his illegal possession of a gun as a drug user. The combined charged carry up to 10 years in prison if the son of President Joe Biden is convicted.








It's interesting that Hunter Biden's been indicted for owning guns while using narcotics, activities which most MAGA folks consider basic civil rights. - Paul Rudnick








Biden has weaponized the Department of Justice against his own son’s second amendment rights. - southpaw







Republican Shenanigans


Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him. - Andy Borowitz






Tit For Tat: Democrat Reminds Republicans of Jared Kushner's Foreign Business Dealings 
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) lambasted Republicans during a committee hearing on Wednesday over their impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden for his family’s foreign business dealings by pointing a finger at Jared Kushner.



People praising Mitt Romney and Chris Christie for being anti-Trump haven’t seen the prequels. - Frank Conniff












DeSantis Only Wants Elderly To Get Covid Boosters
In a deviation from federal recommendations, Florida Gov. DeSantis' administration is advising residents under the age of 65 not to get the new Covid boosters from Pfizer and Moderna.








Just read a very real headline that said “DeSantis doesn’t rule out using missiles against Mexico” so I’m logging off and throwing my phone into the sea. - OhNoSheTwitnt




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Business/Tech News


The Proud Boys hired a documentary filmmaker to record their attempt to violently overthrow the government.

They ain't called the Smart Boys for a reason. - Middle Age Riot







Mexican Drug Lord's Wife Released From Prison
The wife of Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was released from prison on Wednesday. She was sentenced to 36 months in prison and 4 years of supervised release following her 2021 arrest. 



I saw El Chapo trending, and I wondered if he was running for the Republican nomination. - Paul Poundstone






I know this isn’t constructive or helpful but I kinda wish Jews were as all-powerful as antisemites claim that we are because I really want to control the weather. - OhNoSheTwitnt



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Wednesday, September 13, 2023

White House Spokesman on Column Calling for Biden Not to Seek Reelection: Won't Focus on 'Political Attacks'

The Washington Post columnist wrote that if Biden seeks a second term, he could undo his 'greatest achievement': Stopping former Trump from...




In 2016, Trump campaign and the media told us Hillary was critically ill, could barely walk, and was going to be dead within weeks from a deliberately concealed terminal medical condition.

I guess she got better. - The March Hare








 The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans



If Biden's too old then Trump is too, next question. - Liam Nissan








Maybe Kim Jong Un Can Help Putin With Missiles
Russia has managed to overcome sanctions and export controls imposed by the West to expand its missile production beyond prewar levels, according to U.S., European and Ukrainian officials, leaving Ukraine especially vulnerable to intensified attacks in the coming months.



I've lost more ships to a country without a navy in a land war.

I remain a master strategist. - Darth Putin







Republican Shenanigans






People who idolize Reagan but who are suddenly worried about Biden's mental acuity can call me back when Dr. Jill Biden takes up astrology. - Stonekettle








Lauren Boebert Removed From Beetlejuice Musical. LOL.
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance.






So Lauren Boebert is the type of person who sings aloud at musicals, drowning out the professional singers you came to hear?

I bet she also talks loudly via speakerphone in crowded elevators. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






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Rock The Voter News

If Republicans are going to launch an inquiry into anything it should be an inquiry into what the hell happened to the Republican party. - Paula Poundstone






Hunter Biden Sues Former Trump Aide. a.k.a. Payback's a Beeotch.



Rep. Goldman (D-NY): One of Trump’s impeachments was because he tried to extort the President of Ukraine to investigate Hunter Biden. The President of Ukraine refused. Unfortunately, House Republicans don’t have the spine President Zelenskyy has…







I wonder why Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Matt Gaetz want Kamala Harris to be president so badly.  - Mrs. Betty Bowers






Republican Impeachment Articles Accuse Biden of Affair with Monica Lewinsky In Benghazi. - Andy Borowitz






Fox News Facing More Lawsuits For Promoting Election Lies. Why Am I Laughing?



The people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption. - Congressman James Garfield, 1877









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This is a Bearded Reedling or a decorated marshmallow.


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