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Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Legal experts say the charges against Hunter Biden are rarely brought

Legal experts say the charges against Hunter Biden are rarely brought

The misdemeanor tax and felony gun charges brought against President Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden are rarely prosecuted, legal experts say.

First Hunter Biden, now John Durham. It's like show cancelation week for the Right Wing Angertainment Network. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Adam Schiff Grills John Durham on Trump Russia Coordination: 'You Really Don't Know Those Very Basic Facts?!'
Jerry Nadler Excoriates John Durham for Fueling MAGA ‘Fantasy’ of Anti-Trump Deep State: Four Years of Probing for ‘One Conviction’
John Durham Kicks Off Blockbuster Hearing By Saying He Found 'Troubling Violations' of 'Law and Policy' at DOJ
Bill Barr Disappointed With Hunter Biden Plea Deal, Says DOJ Must Prove Investigation’s ‘Integrity’ to Public

Call me old fashioned, but I have never mixed my socks, underwear and golf shirts with my nuclear secrets, war plans and spy info. - MayorFunkytown tweet

Republicans Are Giving Golf A Bad Name

After Ron DeSantis, an avid golfer, moved into the Florida governor’s mansion in 2019, workers installed a golf simulator worth tens of thousands of dollars in the private pool cabana so he could practice his game.

But DeSantis did not pay for the simulator. Neither did the state government. Instead, it was funded by a wealthy donor and prominent businessman, Morteza Hosseini, according to four sources familiar with the matter and state government records.

We need a law that says both elected and appointed members of government may not accept gifts of any kind, no plane flights, no accommodations, no money, no favors, no dinners, nothing,

Also full financial discloser and a strict code of ethics. - Stonekettle tweet

The Eyebrows of Casey DeSantis Scare Me.

Republican Shenanigans

House GOP members not happy with Lauren Boebert for forcing a vote to impeach Joe Biden. In conference, Speaker McCarty argued against it, per attendees. Many are opposed. And even a backer, MTG, criticized Boebert for copying her impeachment resolution, calling her a “copy cat” - Manu Raju, CNN tweet

Is There Such A Thing As A Mass Impeachment? Because The U.S. Supreme Court Sure Needs It.

In early July 2008, Samuel Alito stood on a riverbank in a remote corner of Alaska. The Supreme Court justice was on vacation at a luxury fishing lodge that charged more than $1,000 a day, and after catching a king salmon nearly the size of his leg, Alito posed for a picture. To his left, a man stood beaming: Paul Singer, a hedge fund billionaire who has repeatedly asked the Supreme Court to rule in his favor in high-stakes business disputes.

Singer was more than a fellow angler. He flew Alito to Alaska on a private jet. If the justice chartered the plane himself, the cost could have exceeded $100,000 one way.

Clarence Thomas: "I am the most unethical justice in the history of the Supreme Court."
Sam Alito: "Hold my expensive bottle of wine!"
- Norman Orenstein tweet

“An empty seat on a private plane is a free seat.” - Confucius Alito

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Rock The Voter News

Samuel Alito wrote in his will that he wanted to be cremated.

I think that women should decide what to do with his body. - Captain Obvious tweet

Schiff Censure Vote Advances, Solidifying That Republicans Are Vengeful Jerks

The House advanced a resolution Wednesday to censure Rep. Adam Schiff (Calif.), overcoming a procedural hurdle that blocked a similar measure targeting the Democrat last week and teeing up a final vote later in the day.

Trump says Ivanka won't return to the WH as it's "too painful." Other things that are too painful for Ivanka:
- Tipping
- Watching Jared eat cereal with a fork
- Brunettes
- When the maid needs an afternoon off for a kidney transplant
- Paul Rudnick tweet

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Business/Tech News

Billionaire Paul Singer Sets Fishing Record By Catching 200-lb Supreme Court Justice. - Andy Borowitz

The Submarine Is Still Missing
Officials are unsure about the source of the underwater banging noises picked up by aircraft but are searching the area where the sound was detected as rescuers race to find a missing submersible in the North Atlantic ocean.

RFK Jr. is about as much a Democrat as he is a scientist. - Stonekettle tweet

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Monday, June 19, 2023

FBI Director Christopher Wray ‘Quashed’ DOJ Plan to Prosecute Trump Associates’ Role in January 6, Per Report

FBI Director Christopher Wray ‘Quashed’ DOJ Plan to Prosecute Trump Associates’ Role in January 6, Per Report

While supporters of former president Donald Trump have accused the FBI of being politically motivated when they indicted Trump on 37 charges, The Washington Post reports that the same agency initially delayed their investigation into Trump’s role in January 6 and the attempt to steal the 2020 presidential election.

Since the indictment against Trump was unsealed, right-wing critics have lambasted the FBI, FBI Director Christopher Wray, and Attorney General Merrick Garland ...

It’s ironic when the same people who tell us to move on from January 6th haven’t gotten over the Civil War. - John Collins tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Maybe we should just make a list of any crimes trump hasn’t committed instead for the sake of expediency. - Luke Zaleski tweet

The Fine Art of Projection By Bill Barr

Former Attorney General Bill Barr called former President Trump a “consummate narcissist,” adding that the former president regularly “engages in reckless conduct.”...Barr said Sunday that Justice Department “had no choice but to seek those documents.” Barr has also previously called the indictment “damning” against Trump, saying that the former president was “wrong” to take classified documents.

Republican Shenanigans

A good time to remind everyone that in 2018, FBI Director Christopher Wray ignored 4,500 tips on rape allegations against Trump’s Brett Kavanaugh, helping him become a Supreme Court Justice. - Andrea Junker

Anybody Taking Bets That Trump Won't Keep His Mouth Shut?

A federal judge ruled in favor Monday of a Justice Department request to bar former President Donald Trump from sharing any of the evidence in his classified documents case with the public.

Special Counsel Jack Smith asked for the order so that neither Trump nor codefendant Walt Nauta can make public any evidence prosecutors have gathered that they share with the defense.

LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES screams the party currently throwing a sh*t-fit because there's a holiday commemorating it. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Can Dr. Fauci File A Harassment Complaint Against Rand Paul?
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) went after the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Dr. Anthony Fauci, during an appearance on Sunday Morning Futures with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, accusing the national health expert of covering-up the origins of Covid-19.

Since 1980, inflation is up 228% while the cost of college tuition is up 1,184%.

Maybe I should have been investing in college instead of going to college. - Douglas Boneparth tweet

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Over the past few years i've watched billionaires literally take joy rides into space with their extra money while the rest of us start gofundmes to pay for basic healthcare costs

Seriously what can i do to support the orcas? - LizerReal tweet

Business/Tech News

Study Finds More Americans Taking On Third Job To Help Keep CEOs Afloat - The Onion

Ron DeSantis Is Gonna Get Sued

A new Florida law changes how cars can be sold in the Sunshine State, hampering the nation's largest automakers while boosting electric vehicle makers.

Gov. Ron DeSantis this week approved HB 637, which bars legacy automakers from offering a direct-to-consumer or online sales option if the company already sells vehicles in the state through dealership. That means companies with existing car lots — like Ford and General Motors — are included in the ban.

Disney: Expresses opinion contrary to DeSantis, gets punished for doing so.
Tesla: Elon kisses DeSantis' ass on Twitter spaces when announcing Presidency, receives advantage over other manufacturers in the state. - caustic_muse tweet

Mr. Smartypants back in 2020 predicting the downfall of COVID-19

On Juneteenth, we remember that America is a promise –– a promise of freedom, liberty, and justice. The story of Juneteenth, as we celebrate it, is the story of our ongoing fight to realize that promise: not for some, but for all. - Vice President Kamala Harris tweet

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NOTICE:

I will be out of town tomorrow looking at property investments for my son.

There will be a new edition on Wednesday. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.

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Friday, June 16, 2023

Jim Jordan Notes ‘We Don’t Know For Sure If These Tapes Exist’ When Asked About Impeaching Biden Over Probe

Jim Jordan Notes ‘We Don’t Know For Sure If These Tapes Exist’ When Asked About Impeaching Biden Over Probe

Ohio Republican Congressman Jim Jordan pointed out “we don’t know” if the tapes Republicans claim implicate President Joe Biden “exist” when he was asked about impeaching the president.

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s not as bad as it looks.

It’s way f-cking worse. - John Collins tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I don’t know about you, but having to surrender to the authorities every couple of months doesn’t seem like model leadership. - 7Veritas4 tweet

Meanwhile, Putin Is Moving His Nukes Next To Ukraine

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday said Russia has sent the first nuclear weapons to Belarus as part of a plan to deploy tactical nuclear bombs in the country bordering Ukraine.

Speaking at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum, Putin said the rest of the nuclear weapons would be delivered by the end of the summer.

It's nice that the Trumps are so tight as a family that Melania and Barron went to visit Trump, in the place where he lives, which is in another state, for his birthday. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Miami Police Searching For Defendant in Thirty-seven Felonies Who Skipped Out on Restaurant Check. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Better Call Saul
Former President Donald Trump’s attorney Jim Trusty, who withdrew from representing Trump in a pair of federal criminal probes last week, pulled out of yet another Trump legal matter Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences” with the former president.

BREAKING NEWS: Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Six Week Abortion Ban; Chuck Grassley Responds In Scathing Telegram. - Liam Nissan tweet

Chris Christie may overtake Ron DeSantis in the polls.

This is hilarious. - Aaron Parnas

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Rock The Voter News

People are anxious to talk about Dianne Feinstein. And Biden’s age. Meanwhile Chuck Grassley(89) has lost his ever loving mind. (Made up tapes, won’t read indictment, etc) - Claire McCaskill tweet

GOP Talking Points Aren't Going As Planned

GOP allies of former President Trump are digging for dirt on President Biden and other Democrats amid the former president’s indictment, this week turning to Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), who is pushing claims about an influence peddling operation, drawing fierce denials from the White House.

Trump has a new slashing video that attacks his chief of staff, his national security adviser and his attorney general in vicious, at times personal terms. If you watched it, you might wonder: Who hired these people to run the government? - Josh Dawsey tweet

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Business/Tech News

Democrats: You can’t make this stuff up.

Republicans: Yes, we can. - TG tweet

RFK Jr Thinks The Government Will Assassinate Him.

Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Joe Rogan that he’s “gotta be careful” about avoiding and thwarting possible attempts on his life by the U.S. Government in an episode released on Thursday, doubling down on his advocacy for the theory that the Central Intelligence Agency killed his uncle, President John F. Kennedy.

Robert Kennedy Jr.'s a Republican; here to disrupt the Democratic ticket. Handle accordingly. - Molly Ploofkin tweet

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He is wishing you all a great weekend.

Peace.