Ohio mayor concerned ice shanties could lead to prostitution

Ohio mayor concerned ice shanties could lead to prostitution

The mayor of an upscale city outside Cleveland is making headlines again for a remark at a recent City Council meeting that allowing ice fishing shanties on a city lake could lead to prostitution.

Time to play America's favorite new game, What The F*ck Am I Waking Up To Now. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Trudeau: Convoy blockade causing 'real harm' on both sides of the border
• Republican AG Candidate Calls Capitol Rioters 'Heroes,' Brags Her Staff Members 'Were Participants in Jan. 6'
• Peter Navarro Cites 'Privilege' for Not Testifying Before Jan. 6 Committee, But Ari Melber Shows Clips of Him Supposedly Waiving it
• White father and son charged for chasing and shooting at Black FedEx driver

It is amazing that we survived the previous administration. - John Collins

Arizona Republican Pokes The Bear
A Republican Senate candidate in Arizona, Jim Lamon, has posted a campaign ad showing him shooting a gun at President Joe Biden, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), and Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), whose wife, former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) was shot over a decade ago.

Members of Congress shouldn't be buying and selling stocks of the companies they're in charge of regulating.

 

It's as simple as that. - Sen. Mark Kelly

Republican Shenanigans

• DeSantis gets beat back on redistricting
• Michael Flynn's Sister-in-Law Reportedly Files $100 Million Lawsuit Against CNN for Associating Her With QAnon
• Joe Rogan Challenges The Media 'To Do Better': Nobody Thinks of Brian Stelter and Don Lemon as the 'Voice of Reason'
• GOP Rep. Who Disavowed Trump After Jan. 6 Posts Humiliating Video Outside Trump Tower Sucking Up to Former President
• Small Nevada county renames courthouse for Trump
• Sarah Palin testifies she was devastated by NY Times editorial linking her PAC to 2011 shooting
• What's up with Trump and toilets? 10 times Trump ranted about toilets

I for one am happy to see “Trump” and “toilet” in the same headlines. - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder What The CIA Has On Trump

Sens. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) and Martin Heinrich (D-N.M.) said in a letter that was partly declassified Thursday that the CIA has been collecting data in bulk in a secret program that could impact Americans' privacy.

Dear News Media: Unless your "Breaking" news story contains the word "Indicted!" you can just stop telling me about how you discovered yet another way Trump broke the law. - Jim Wright

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden Says Background Checks Have Been Done On 4 Supreme Court Candidates
• 'You're Being A Wise Guy With Me': Biden Takes Exception to Lester Holt's Inflation Jab
• Cuomo to file complaint against James with entity that can disbar New York lawyers
• Hillary Clinton expected to speak at New York Democratic convention

Additional Trump Documents Retrieved By Roto-Rooter. - Andy Borowitz

Apparently, Cuomo Plans On Opening Pandora's Box

Former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo will file a complaint against state Attorney General Tish James with the judicial entity that has the power to disbar lawyers, his attorney said on Thursday.

Trump Forced Eric To Eat Four Years of Phone Logs. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• Americans move to Texas, Florida and Alabama as more work from home since COVID
• Tesla factory is “racially segregated workplace,” Calif. state agency alleges
• Bill Gates Says mRNA Vaccines Will Eliminate Colds And The Flu
• Biden administration plans to spend $5bn to build EV charging network across US

Trump held Kim Jong-un’s hand more than he held Melania’s. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

My Super Bowl Menu: Wings. Wings, And More Wings. Oh, And Lots Of Bleu Cheese Dip.

 Chicken wings, beer, chips and dips — they’re all Super Bowl favorites. But these, and other staples on your list for this Sunday might be more expensive this year.

According to a report by financial services company Wells Fargo, it could cost about 8% to 14% more this year to put out your Super Bowl spread than last year, depending on what you buy

It will be interesting to see if L.A. Rams fans are willing to travel all the way to L.A. to see the Super Bowl. - Conan O'Brien

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Odd News

• Mt. Everest's highest glacier lost 2,000 years worth of ice since the 1990s
• Idaho Potato Commission releases limited-edition potato perfume
• Man upset over Canada’s mask mandates threatens wrong Ottawa
• Jenga player breaks own world record in Wisconsin
• Someone Stole 60,000 Bees from a Pennsylvania Supermarket Chain

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This is a 3200-year old attendance sheet found in Deir el-Medina, Egypt. Reasons for worker absence include "embalming brother", "brewing beer" and "bitten by scorpion." 

Peace.

Trump Denies He Clogged White House Toilets: ‘Categorically Untrue’

Trump Denies He Clogged White House Toilets: ‘Categorically Untrue’

It’s a rare occurrence when a former commander in chief puts out a statement denying he flushed papers down a White House toilet, but here we are. We are truly living in a golden age of political media absurdity.

MyPillow Customer Finds Classified Documents Inside Duvet. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Texas to Investigate 'Deceitful' GoFundMe for Pulling $10 Million From Protesting Canadian Truckers
• Windsor Mayor Says Authorities Prepared to Physically Remove Trucker Protesters if Needed
• U.S. truckers planning protest convoy, perhaps starting in L.A. for Super Bowl, DHS warns
• Police shootings rise in 2021: report

When someone says they "love freedom," they don't mean yours. - TheTweetOfGod

But Their Emails!
Leaked emails obtained by POLITICO reveal the connection of two outside Trump allies — Washington lawyer Katherine Friess and Texas entrepreneur Russell Ramsland — to the failed push to seize voting machines as part of a desperate bid to overturn the 2020 election.

Rudy Giuliani wins Olympic gold medal in Men's Singles Luge

I wonder if Hillary Clinton ever gets tired of being right? - Covie tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That 'Pelosi's Gazpacho Police' Are Spying on Members of Congress
• McConnell rebukes RNC, calls Jan. 6 'violent insurrection
• 'What's Going On Here?' Tucker Carlson Questions Why Kamala Harris Didn't Reveal Her Proximity to DNC Bomb on Jan. 6
• Christian revival at high school prompts student walkout
• Florida Supreme Court rejects DeSantis' redistricting push
• Laura Ingraham Boycotts Airbnb After Company Banned 'Dear Friend' Michelle Malkin for Being 'Actively Affiliated With Hate Groups'
• Trump ‘Terrified of Maggie Haberman’s Book', Says Former WH Communications Director

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Maggie Haberman: Grifter Journalist Extraordinaire

New York Times journalist Maggie Haberman has announced the title and revealed the cover of her upcoming book on former President Trump. 

"Confidence Man" will focus on Donald Trump, taking "a long look at the arc of his life, from the world that made him in New York City to the world he tried to recreate in the White House," Haberman said in a series of tweets on Thursday. 

I once witnessed an armed bank robbery....saw their faces, getaway car, license plate.

But I didn't come forward to the Authorities.

.....because I was saving it for my book.

• Maggie Haberman
• John Bolton
• Bob Woodward

- Jonathan Gaffney

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Rock The Voter News

• CDC Director Contradicts Democratic Governors: Covid-19 Cases Too High to End Indoor Masking Mandates
• Val Demings Eviscerates Marco Rubio For Claiming She Has a 'Sudden Interest' in Fighting Crime: '27 Years of Putting on a Bulletproof Vest'
• Biden Mocks Trump With 'Bad Joke' About Windmills Causing Cancer
• Manchin on inflation: Congress shouldn't add fuel to economy on fire

Canada's police are fining the truckers for "excessive honking," and yet Canada geese continue their lawless mayhem. - Stephen Colbert

GOP Congressman's Son Strikes Miami Commissioner In Front Of A Cop
The U.S. Congressman’s son arrested for striking a Miami commissioner at a popular Coral Gables steakhouse Wednesday afternoon, also tossed an insulting slur before striking him, a police officer who witnessed the incident said on the arrest form.

First Pence: “He was wrong!”

Now McConnell: “It was a violent insurrection!”

They know something is going down. Soon. - Jay Arnold

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Business/Tech News

• Biden to propose 4.6 percent pay raise for federal employees, service members: report
• Stock trading ban gains steam but splits Senate GOP
• Dutch residents vow they will egg Bezos megayacht if historic bridge is dismantled
• Florida woman throws fit after being caught stealing at Walmart

What kind of sh*thole media persecutes the email lady and gives a free pass to the destroyed documents guy. - Jeff Tiedrich

Canadian Truckers Are Causing Supply Chain Issues
The truck blockade at the U.S. border by Canadians protesting the country’s COVID-19 restrictions is tightening the screws on the auto industry, forcing Ford, Toyota and General Motors to shut down plants or otherwise curtail production

It’s hard to believe that 15 years have passed since I stood in front of the Old Capitol in Springfield, Illinois, and announced my candidacy for President. At the time, our campaign was viewed as a longshot—historic perhaps, but unlikely to end in the White House. - Barack Obama

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Odd News

• Fiery death of SpaceX Starlink satellites captured on video after geomagnetic storm
• Russian Olympian practices amid reports of positive drug test
• These parts of US are where Americans live longest and shortest
• Wordle Saves a Grandmother From Hostage Situation With Armed, Naked, and Bloodied Home Invader
• Seattle-area Mazda drivers report radios are stuck on the local NPR station

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It looks as though this Tibetan White Yak just went to the beauty salon.

Peace.

It is booster shot day, I'll be back tomorrow unless I am still waiting in line.

 

Peace.

The Supreme Court may completely hollow out the Voting Rights Act by 2024

The Supreme Court may completely hollow out the Voting Rights Act by 2024

(CNN) The Supreme Court's action late Monday in an Alabama redistricting case foreshadows a new threat to the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and electoral...

When our right wing friends say “it’s what the American people want,” please remember:

The American people chose the Democratic candidate in 7 of the last 8 presidential elections. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Texas governor seeks to block vaccine mandate for National Guard members
• Trudeau: Anti-vaccine mandate trucker protest 'has to stop'
• Canada warns against 'foreign interference' after Republicans announce support for vaccine mandate protests
• Just 10 percent in new poll say COVID-19 will be eradicated in next year
• Chris Christie Backtracks After Saying Trump 'Incited' Jan. 6: 'I Don’t Think He Intended' Capitol Attack

Trump Produces Podiatrist’s Letter to Avoid Serving in Russian Army. - Andy Borowitz

Hey, In Case Anyone Is Interested, The CDC Has A Travel Advisory

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Monday added more countries to its travel advisory list, which has now expanded to include more than half of the world.

Around 130 nations have now been raised to the CDC's highest COVID-19 warning, "Level 4: Very High," including Armenia, Cuba, Israel, Japan, Libya, Oman and the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Putin Says Russian Troops Are On Ukraine’s Border For “Legitimate Political Discourse” - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump’s Fiery Texas Rally Comments Spark Talk of Potential Obstruction of Justice: 'Shot Himself in the Foot'
• Trump Calls on Joe Rogan to 'Stop Apologizing to the Fake News and Radical Left Maniacs'
• Trump calls for DirectTV boycott if they remove OAN
• DeSantis: Reports of rift with Trump 'total bunk'
• Tucker Carlson Rips Joe and Mika, Alludes to Scarborough Staffer's Death: 'Some Say He's an Absolute Killer'
• Nikki Haley Dings Pence for Calling Trump 'Wrong' About Overturning the Election: 'I'm Not a Fan of Republicans Going Against Republicans'
• Brian Kilmeade Blasts Trump Over 2020 Election Claim: ‘That’s an Outright Lie’
• 'Tired of Her Crap': Marjorie Taylor Greene’s GOP Primary Opponents Blast Her Controversial Record
• Oregon Republican Running for Governor Admits He and His Wife Were Swingers, is Not Dropping Out

Saying you're "A Republican, but not a Trump Republican" is like saying you're "A serial killer, but not a Jeffrey Dahmer serial killer." - Randi Mayem Singer

Remember The 2016 Debate When Trump Asked Russia To Interfere In The Election? Jimmy Carter Does.

Former President Jimmy Carter questioned the legitimacy of Donald Trump's presidency on Thursday, saying he would likely not be in the White House if the Russians did not interfere in the 2016 presidential election.

“I think a full investigation would show that Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election, and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf,” 

I'm bored. I wish Biden would call somebody a stupid son of a bitch today. - Liam Nissan

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Rock The Voter News

• Democratic lawmakers not giving up on child tax credit, betting on Manchin's support
• Congressional Black Caucus members press DOJ on voting rights: 'No lawsuit is too trivial'
• Biden's top science adviser, Eric Lander, resigns amid reports

Know whose house isn't an active crime scene? the email lady's. - Jeff Tiedrich

I'm Waiting For John McCain's Daughter's Reaction
President Biden intends to appoint the son of the late Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) to serve on the Board of Visitors to the U.S. Naval Academy, the White House announced Monday.

Think about the fact that Trump, burned, shredded and tore into little pieces most of the documents that passed thru his tiny hands but kept the ‘love letters’ from Kim Jong-un. - Noel Casler

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Business/Tech News

• Biden Fed picks get boost from dozens of economists
• 'I'm Perfectly Trustworthy!' Russell Brand's Mocking Imitation of CNN's Brian Stelter Goes Multi Viral
• Neil Young Urges Spotify Workers to Quit Their Jobs: 'Get Out of That Place Before it Eats Up Your Soul'
• Banker sentenced to year in prison in Manafort loan scheme

My Made in America strategy means bringing manufacturing jobs back, and building supply chains here at home.

It means better jobs and lower prices. - President Biden

31.5 Million Americans To Place Bets On Super Bowl

The American Gaming Association this week predicted that nearly 31.5 million Americans would place bets on the Super Bowl.

According to estimates the group released on Tuesday, around $7.6 billion will go toward wagers on the NFL's championship game on Sunday...

Person. Woman. Man. Documents. Shredder. - Middle Age Riot

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Odd News

• Sprawling sponge gardens found deep beneath the Arctic sea ice
• 80-year-old nun sentenced to prison for stealing thousands from elementary school
• Man balances Christmas tree on his chin for Guinness World Record
• Leaf blowing feud ends with 2 stabbed, Florida woman arrested
• Britain's oldest pub closes after 1,229 years

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Mount Kilimanjaro is a dormant volcano in Tanzania.

Peace.