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Monday, January 10, 2022

President Biden comes out swinging against Republicans

President Biden comes out swinging against Republicans

The president pledged to use all of the powers of his office to thwart Republicans still under the thumb of Donald Trump

After almost a year, it's still a pleasure to have a president who shuts the f*ck up and lets us all enjoy a quiet weekend. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump Promotes Debunked ‘Fedsurrection’ Jan. 6 Inside Job Conspiracy — Which Would Have Happened Under His Own DOJ
Brian Sicknick's Brother Blames 'Narcissist' Trump for Capitol Officer's Death After January 6th
Jim Jordan Will Not Cooperate With Jan. 6 Committee Investigation, Complains Request 'Continues This Democrat Obsession'
'That's not true': Judge scolds Trump attorney over claims of presidential immunity on Jan. 6
After Blasting Tucker Carlson for ‘Covid Nonsense’ on His Show, Jim Acosta Challenges Him to Reveal His Vaccination Status: ‘Just Tell Us’
DeSantis Says Biden Admin Looks for 'Scapegoats' and Feuds With Florida and Texas to 'Divert Attention From Their Failure' Handling Covid

Americans Hope That Jim Jordan’s Refusal to Talk Becomes a Trend. - Andy Borowitz

OMG. The GOP Sheep Went From Malaria Pills To Bleach To Horse Dewormer and Now To Drink Your Urine!
Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said

Ted Cruz Says He Will Enter Rehab After Making Rational Comment. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

They reject proven vaccines, but now think drinking urine will save them? Sometimes it really does feel like we’re drifting back toward the Middle Ages. - Steven Beschloss

Republican Admits That Right Wing Talk Radio Has Been Out Of Control For Decades
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) argued on Sunday that the base of the Republican party has turned into an “angry, fearful victimized group of people” and that former President Donald Trump is “a symptom” of years of past leadership and “profit-driven radio shows.”

If I ever go on a crime spree or just become a completely abhorrent person, I’m just gonna run for office as a Republican and hide out in the GOP. - Noel Casler

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Rock The Voter News

There is probably more voter fraud in The Villages than in the rest of the nation combined. - John Collins

Girl, Why Did You Go To COVID Infected Florida?

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has confirmed that she tested positive for the coronavirus. That news drew a great deal of mockery and giddy celebration from her right-wing critics.

Ocasio-Cortez, who is triple vaccinated for Covid, released a statement through her office saying “she is experiencing symptoms and recovering at home.”

The U.S. Mint announced today it has begun rolling out the Maya Angelou Quarter, making her the first Black woman ever to appear on the coin.

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Business/Tech News

We're all in this together, which is kinda the problem. - LOLGOP

Oh, Please, These Self Centered Sports Figures Need To Be Banned.

Tennis star Novak Djokovic on Monday said he is “pleased and grateful” that a judge ruled that he can remain in Australia after his visa was overturned last week.

“I’m pleased and grateful that the Judge overturned my visa cancellation,” Djokovic wrote in a tweet hours after a judge ruled that he can remain in Australia.

Overhead @ the dispensary:

Budtender: “Sir, can you put a mask on please?”

Sir: “Sure, sorry. I’m from Texas - we don’t have all these regulations down there. We have freedom in Texas.”

Budtender: “Isn’t weed like a felony in Texas?” - Chris Becker

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Friday, January 7, 2022

Biden takes aim at GOP for 'talking down' economic recovery

Biden takes aim at GOP for 'talking down' economic recovery

President Biden on Friday sharpened his attacks against Republicans on the economy, accusing them of “talking down” the economic recovery as he lauded the decline in unemployment and job growth during his first year in office.

12 months ago the unemployment rate was 6.7%

today, 3.9%

we've never seen anything like this in US history.

if Biden were Republican, press would put him on Mt Rushmore. - Eric Boehlert

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Remember-
If there's a news story
about how Ivanka Trump
really really tried
to make her dad do the right thing
whoever leaked it
is probably married
to Jared Kushner.

#January6th - John Fugelsang

I 💗 Republican Infighting
Allen West, a conservative firebrand running for governor, called for an investigation into Operation Lone Star and the resignation of the leader of the Texas Army National Guard following reports of problems with pay and working conditions during Gov. Greg Abbott's highly touted mission to curb border crossings.

Trump was also defeated by a ramp, an umbrella, wind, rain, spelling, grammar, geography, history, math, and science. - The USA Singers tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Q: “Are you disappointed with the way [Republicans] have treated your daughter?”

Dick Cheney: “My daughter can take care of herself.”

Who In The World Would Let Vaccine Tests Expire? Ron DeSantis, That's Who!

Floridians have expressed outrage after Gov. Ron DeSantis' administration confirmed as many as one million COVID-19 tests expired in a Florida warehouse.

During a press briefing, Florida Department of Emergency Management Director Kevin Guthrie told reporters that the kits sat in a warehouse during the fall when demand was low.

The only thing scarier than Mike Pence saving democracy is Dan Quayle instructing Mike Pence on saving democracy. - John Fugelsang

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The only thing Jesus and Trump have in common is that they both hung out with hookers & they both used ghostwriters. - John Fugelsang

The Good People Among Us...

Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan (R) will award citations to a couple that distributed almost 600 loaves of bread to drivers stranded on the gridlocked I-95 earlier this week after a major winter storm hit the East Coast.

Hogan will honor Casey Holihan and John Noe, as well as H&S Bakery, a small business that provided the couple with the bread.

Trump Touched That Biden Remembered His Anniversary. - Andy Borowitz

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Imagine getting with a bunch of people together and storming Congress to make some rich asshole happy instead of to get healthcare for everyone or end poverty. - ProtestCheese tweet

Taco Bell Offers Subscription

Taco Bell is rolling out what's arguably the tastiest subscription service yet: daily tacos.

For $10 a month, Taco Bell customers can get one taco per day for 30 consecutive days. The national program, called Taco Lover's Pass, is available to purchase beginning Thursday for members of its rewards program and have downloaded the Taco Bell app.

If you wanted the sky I would write across the sky in letters that would soar a thousand feet high..
To Sir… with Love
Sir Sidney Poitier R.I.P.
He showed us how to reach for the stars. - Whoopi Goldberg

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Thursday, January 6, 2022

Biden blames Trump for Jan. 6 attack in passionate speech

Biden blames Trump for Jan. 6 attack in passionate speech

President Biden marked the anniversary of the deadly Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol with a speech attacking then-President Donald Trump for doing nothing to stop the...

Biden Signs Executive Order Marking January 6 With Annual Impeachment of Trump. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Today, Biden defeated Trump — yet again — by speaking in a series of complete sentences. - RAnderson tweet

Anyone Taking Bets That Trump Enjoys Snuff Films?

Former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said on Thursday that former President Donald Trump "gleefully" watched his supporters violently storm the Capitol on January 6.

"All I know about that day was that he was in the dining room, gleefully watching on his TV as he often did, 'look at all of the people fighting for me,' hitting rewind, watching it again — that's what I know," Grisham told CNN's "New Day."

Chris Cuomo gave advice to his brother and was fired. Sean Hannity was texting with Trump on Jan. 6th and is literally still reporting on the coup he helped cause. - Rex Zane tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Karl Rove also reminds you that any gov't officials who planned & supported the lies that led to the Iraq war are just lovely folks who deserve no accountability.

(steps over bodies) - John Fugelsang

Most Republicans Think The Jan 6 Riots Wasn't Violent. Obviously, They Need Eyeglasses.
On January 6, 2021, pro-Trump rioters stormed the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., in a display that gripped the nation, leaving five dead and more than a hundred wounded. Yet one year later, a large portion of Americans, particularly Republicans, do not recall the attack as very violent.

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Looks like Kamala Harris used some of her fancy, new French cookware to roast Trump’s ass this morning. - Cyrus McQueen

Gaetz & Greene Unashamed!

“We’re ashamed of nothing.”

Reps. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) don’t feel too bad about what happened on Jan. 6. The congressional conspiracy theorists will lead what they have described as the Republican “response” to Democratic events commemorating the anniversary of the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. The lawmakers gave a preview of their press conference to Steve Bannon on Thursday morning. They told Bannon that only do they not feel bad about what happened a year ago, they’re going to march the same route taken by the mob that stormed the Capitol.

FBI, if you're listening, Republicans probably won't wait until 2024. If they can flip the House this year, they'll probably try to take out Biden and Harris and install the GOP Speaker as President and shut down every DOJ investigation. If I thought of it, I'm sure they have. - BlackKnight10K

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Business/Tech News

“The way Joe Biden spoke of Donald Trump was very impolite, partisan, and will divide us.”

—People who taught their young children to say “F*ck Joe Biden!” - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Trump Hiked Prices On His Own Insurrectionists
Trump International Hotel Washington, D.C. is charging $7,500 less that it charged a year ago...A large contingent of his MAGA base traveled to D.C. and his hotel took full advantage of the influx.

"Almost immediately, rates surged from $476 to $1,999. A week later, they climbed to $3,600, before peaking at $8,000 for the least-expensive room. The house was apparently packed. A manager for the hotel later boasted that room service enjoyed record numbers that week," Zach Everson reported for Forbes.

This week the cheapest room is $446.

You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive. - Paula Poundstone

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Peace.