Friday, August 26, 2016

Trump Flip Flops and their effects

Donald Trump Spoils Ann Coulter's 'In Trump We Trust' Book Launch
Ann Coulter was trying to celebrate her new book, “In Trump We Trust,” the same night Donald Trump softened his immigration policies —-...


Okay, we found the easiest job on Earth: Working in a white nationalist think tank. - LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Obama plans to take nuclear codes with him when he leaves office. - Andy Borowitz





Canadian Crossbow Murderer?
Toronto police are investigating a suspicious package linked to the deaths of three people by crossbow on Thursday. The assailant used bolts, a shorter and thicker version of an arrow, police spokesman Officer David Hopkinson said.


Trump's Medical Report Says He Has Mind of Person 65 Years Younger. - Andy Borowitz







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A new report has found that Donald Trump may have used some of his campaign funds to buy thousands of copies of his own book. Oh my God, that’s what he’s gonna use to build the wall!- Seth Myers




Political Spin: The Good, The Bad And The Lame
Eric Trump said one of the reasons his father decided to run for president was because the White House renamed its Christmas tree to "holiday tree."
However, the tree that's placed on the White House lawn every holiday season is still called the National Christmas Tree.


I heard it was an All Holidays Matter tree. - LOLGOP

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The mastermind behind the complex plot to whitewash Benghazi is too feeble and brain-damaged to be President, the GOP charged. - Andy Borowitz


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A new poll released today shows Hillary Clinton is 9 points ahead of Donald Trump in New Mexico. And 100 points ahead in Old Mexico. - Seth Myers


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Mylan Is Literally Sticking It To Its Customers
Pharmaceutical heavyweight Mylan, the latest poster child for drug-industry greed, finally stuck up for itself Thursday. It argued that “the system,” not avarice, was to blame for the company jacking up the price of EpiPens...







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To avoid bein' deported, immigrants have learned the safest place to hide is in Donald Trump's tax returns. - Tea Pain






Family Feud?
A U.S. senator whose daughter is the CEO of Mylan Pharmaceuticals has weighed in on the onslaught of criticism over the company’s pricing of its popular EpiPen, even as Mylan today promised to expand a discount program for the anti-allergy medication.



After lying to Rio police, Ryan Lochte has been summoned to Rio to testify. In accordance with the Brazilian Constitution, he has the right to a fair and Speedo trial. - Conan O'Brien
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A baby Platypus. Because.

Peace.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

New edition on Friday

Thank you so much for visiting.

I am emerging from the flu fog.




See you tomorrow and thank you for your patience.

Peace.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

I woke up with a fever and a sore throat

Ugh. Not again.




I have no idea what is making me feel as though I am in a daze, maybe the fever or my blonde hair. 
I will Google my symptoms.




Ay yi yi. Well, once I recover I will be back online. I did one meme, at least.




Yep, I feel like that tortoise!

Peace.

Monday, August 22, 2016

He's going to get us all killed

‘He’s going to get us all killed’: Former Trump voters explain why they’re jumping ship
On  Sunday, GOP pollster Frank Luntz played video of a recent focus group of Trump supporters who have now decided they can’t support their one-time candidate.


Voters are facing a tough choice between someone with sleazy email practices and someone who is a threat to every living thing on the planet.- Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Which Trump version of Hillary do you prefer: the addled, elderly vegetable, or the founder of the worlds largest terrorist organization? - Tea Pain



Michele Bachmann is advising Donald Trump on foreign policy. I wonder, is it the Rapture or Apocalypse foreign policy?
Tea Party firebrand Michele Bachmann says she is advising Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on foreign policy. 







Asking this man to assume the highest office in the land would be like asking a newly minted car driver to fly a 747. - Ken Burns, historian, on Donald Trump


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The best part of Joe Scarborough and Donald Trump fighting is that no matter who lands a punch, you can cheer. - Warren Holstein




Trump's Campaign Manager Confused That Hillary Let Trump Slide
Donald Trump's new campaign manager says Hillary Clinton will wish she had finished off the Republican presidential nominee sooner.









If a twelve-year old boy were running Trump's Twitter account, everything would make sense. - LOLGOP

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Liar, Liar, Speedos On Fire
The story is familiar. College students and recent graduates, often armed with mom and dad's credit card for "emergencies," travel abroad, drinking to excess, participating in illegal or embarrassing behavior, and flying back home to share their stories on social media.
Ryan Lochte’s behavior in Rio de Janeiro further emphasizes a rowdiness of Americans abroad which instills a particular reputation around the world.










Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake, unless it's to hand him back his phone so he can tweet.- LOLGOP


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Gore: The Original Green Guy
If there’s one thing Al Gore knows a lot about, it’s losing elections with third-party spoilers in the race. Perhaps, that’s why the former vice president turned Earth warrior is encouraging other pro-environmental voters to support the Democratic ticket.









Not only will Trump have a Deportation Force, it will be the third most popular show on Trump TV. - LOLGOP

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Ain't politics funny? Trump supporters love capitalism, but hate it when Hillary gets money from capitalists. - Tea Pain




State Of Trump's Golf Course
Doral wants Donald Trump to pay up.
Doral City Council members will discuss a proposed resolution Tuesday urging county appraisers to reassess Trump’s lavish golf resort — the Trump National Doral, located off Northwest 87th Avenue and 41st Street — after a council member complained that the property has been undervalued for years.






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Santuario Madonna della Corona in Verona, Italy. I wouldn't know whether to rappel up to the church or use the steps.

Peace.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Latest Republican Conspiracy: Hillary's brain is damaged

Dr. Drew Leads the Hillary Clinton Health Truthers
Dr. Drew Pinsky, he of celebrity rehabs and adult radio, is joining the chorus of those who say Hillary Clinton is unwell and unfit to be president.


According to the latest Republican rumors, Clinton is in failing physical and mental health and "barely had the strength to cover up Benghazi."- Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Ryan Lochte and Donald Trump prove that blaming things on foreigners only gets you so far. - Andy Borowitz




U.S. Forced Iran's Hand In Prisoner Release
New details of the $400 million U.S. payment to Iran earlier this year depict a tightly scripted exchange specifically timed to the release of several American prisoners held in Iran.


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The Trump campaign stubbornly refuses to replace the one person who keeps f--king up.- Andy Borowitz


GOP Racists Forget To Use "Code Talk"
North Carolina's Republican Party has had an interesting response to a recent appeals court ruling that said a number of voting restrictions passed by the state's GOP legislature were enacted with the intent to discriminate against minorities, specifically African Americans. In their scramble after the ruling, party operatives and local Republican officials have perhaps inadvertently provided more evidence that the restrictions were passed with the intent to discriminate.






New on Netflix this fall: "Orange is the New White...Supremacist." -Tea Pain

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Happy Birthday Bill Clinton. Ken Starr Gave You A Karma Birthday Gift Today.
Kenneth Starr said on Friday he is leaving his law professor post at Baylor University in Waco, Texas, months after being removed as president at the large Christian university for not taking sufficient action against sexual assaults.




Imagine having to explain to your children in the future that you voted for Donald Trump for president of the United States. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Go ahead & mock Paul Manafort but show me on your resume where you worked for Putin & Trump at the same time.   Didn't think so.- John Fugelsang





Gas prices? Down. Employment? Up. Inflation? Down. Stock market? Up.
THANKS, OBAMA! - Stephen King






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Cappadocia, Turkey. Still inhabitable ancient dwellings from the Bronze Age are carved into the mountain side.

Peace.