Thursday, April 7, 2016

Trump Warns Supporters Not To Harm Protester: 'Don't Hurt The Person!'



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Trump Warns Supporters Not To Harm Protester: 'Don't Hurt The Person!' 
Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump cautioned his supporters Wednesday night not to hurt a protester being removed from the event after a string of violent run-ins at his campaign events.



The Trump campaign does feel like a 60s college experiment to identify nearly all the people who're poisoning the GOP. - LOLGOP








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More than 11.5 million documents called the “Panama Papers” just leaked, and they link Vladimir Putin to $2 billion held in secret offshore accounts. If confirmed, it could be the LEAST bad thing Putin's ever done. - Jimmy Fallon






War On Marijuana Over?
After years high atop the Drug Enforcement Administration’s list of the most dangerous drugs, marijuana may soon be coming down.
The DEA said it will likely decide in the first half of 2016 whether to reclassify cannabis in a category other than Schedule 1...However, reclassifying marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule II, which includes drugs such as cocaine, would make it much easier for researchers to learn about its effects, medical and otherwise.



"Trans people using the wrong bathroom is a public safety issue" shouted a man carrying an assault rifle in the grocery store. - OhNoSheTwitnt






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At a campaign event in Wisconsin yesterday, a 16-year-old boy threw an egg at Donald Trump but missed. And I can’t quite explain it, but somehow it hit Jeb Bush.- Seth Myers









Cruz Lands On Cover Of Time
Ted Cruz has landed on the cover of Time, joining other 2016 presidential candidates who have found their faces on the front of the magazine.
A close-up of Cruz wearing a bright blue tie appears above a headline "Likeable Enough?" on the magazine's latest issue. 









Meanwhile in the world of baseball, Washington National Bryce Harper received some flak for wearing a hat that says "Make baseball fun again” on opening day. The hat is a take on Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again," and what better way to make baseball fun again than by reminding all of your Latino teammates about how Donald Trump wants to deport them.- James Corden




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I always thought religion was about holding yourself to a higher standard. Turns out it's about deciding who deserves a cake! - LOLGOP



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Why would you watch Batman vs. Superman, a movie about a rich crusader vs. an alien, when you can see Trump vs. Cruz on CNN any day? - Bette Midler




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Did you hear about all the names released in the Panama Papers? Personally, my offshore financial plan is singing show tunes on cruise ships. - Bette Midler






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Ben Carson's appearances on behalf of Donald Trump are as inspiring as the disclaimer at the end of a Viagra commercial.- LOLGOP









Trump Really Hates Mexico
 U.S. Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump said the move by Ford Motor Co to build a manufacturing plant in Mexico "is an absolute disgrace" and shows the need to renegotiate the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA).









The Archdiocese of NY is auctioning off the Popemobile that Francis used. Should I buy it? I hear the radio gets Immaculate Reception. - Bette Midler






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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Pro-Life Logic



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Authorities raid anti-abortion video maker David Daleiden’s California home
Investigators reportedly took all of the video Daleiden shot as part of his series of “sting” videos — which has been roundly debunked — released through his group, the Center for Medical Process.


A man was arrested on Friday by Secret Service officers for climbing over the White House fence. "I just wanted to see the Oval Office," said Jeb.- Seth Myers






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Conservatives want to conserve your freedom, cause you ain't usin' it right. - Tea Pain






In 1992 I Waited 8 Hours To Vote For Bill Clinton In Florida
The Department of Justice is looking into the election-day chaos that transpired in Arizona's most populous county when the state held its primaries on March 22. Thousands of voters waited hours to cast ballots, and some voters complained that their registration information had changed and essentially blocked them from voting.



Greece has put into place its new plan of deporting unwanted migrants. The plan was the brainchild of new Greek minister "Adonis Trumpadopoulos."- Conan O'Brien







Republican Shenanigans



Newt Gingrich: Trump is like a "rookie quarterback in the Super Bowl"






Conservatives Don't Want The Latino Vote
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter downplayed Republican front-runner Donald Trump's controversial comments on abortion and his dismal polling with women Tuesday, arguing that his immigration platform will protect women from the "Latin American rape culture."


Trump's biggest problem going forward is women. In that they still exist.- LOLGOP








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Ted Cruz said that a "white knight" is not going to parachute into the Republican convention and walk away with the nomination. To which the GOP responded, "You had us at 'white.'"- Conan O'Brien




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Media Whores & Trump
...And it's not just that front-runner Trump is getting way more media time and attention than front-runner Hillary Clinton. It's that Trump's getting way more than Clinton and Bernie Sanders.









Mississippi - The poorest state w/highest unemployment, most obesity and worst education just passed a law to protect themselves from gays. - John Fugelsang







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Donald Trump told The Washington Post that he'll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like, "Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh! It's fantastic. I've done it already. It's amazing."- Jimmy Fallon






Thanks Obama!
U.S. brokers managing retirement accounts must adhere to tough new standards under an Obama administration rule released Wednesday that aims to protect millions of savers from conflicted investment advice.



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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Trump reveals how he would force Mexico to pay for border wall



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Trump reveals how he would force Mexico to pay for border wall
Donald Trump says he will force Mexico to pay for a border wall as president by threatening to cut off the flow of billions of dollars in payments that immigrants send home to the country, an idea that could decimate the Mexican economy and set up an unprecedented showdown between the United States and a key diplomatic ally.



Trump needs a "five-second rule" for the words that spill out of his mouth. - Jeff Tiedrich








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Donald Trump met with the Republican National Committee. I wish I could have been a part of that meeting. Like Dr. Frankenstein meeting with his monster.- Jimmy Kimmel



Google's Fight Against Terrorism
Google has removed a Taliban smartphone app from its online store, the US Internet giant said Monday, countering the tech-savvy Afghan militant group’s increasing efforts to boost global visibility.









Republican Shenanigans


Conservatives have a plan for free college education for all. This will be accomplished by passing a bill callin' high-school "college." - Tea Pain



Will The GOP Convention Have Indoor Fireworks?
Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Reince Priebus on Tuesday pushed back on critics of the of the GOP's presidential nominating process.
"This is a nomination for the Republican Party," Priebus said during an interview on WTMJ in Wisconsin. "If you don't like the party, then sit down. I mean, the party is choosing a nominee."






So exciting! Tonight's the night the GOP could stop Trump with the one guy in the world who might be an even bigger asshole than Trump.- Frank Coniff




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Regular American women love being lectured by a European supermodel named Melania on how strong and rich her husband is. Great idea, Donald!- Warren Holstein




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GOP: You need an ID to vote but not to buy an election. - LOLGOP




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California produced $2.7 billion in medical marijuana sales last year — it's our biggest cash crop, not including the Kardashians.- Jimmy Kimmel






Obama Goes After Overseas Tax Cheats
President Obama on Tuesday applauded new rules set by the Treasury that will make it harder for U.S. companies to skirt taxes by moving abroad.



When humans go extinct on Earth, will aliens find our DNA and create a human version of Jurassic Park? - Funny Tweets






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