Tuesday, February 16, 2016

W and Jeb!





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Jeb Bush Gets A Brotherly Hand From George W. In South Carolina
Former President George W. Bush came to the aid of his brother Jeb Bush’s Republican presidential campaign in South Carolina on Monday with a rousing endorsement of his character and a call for voters to reject the angry bluster of Donald Trump.



Amateur watercolorist who said Iraq would be a cakewalk and tax cuts would create jobs now says his brother would be a good president. - John Fugelsang









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




"Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry out a death sentence properly reached."- Antonin Scalia








The Mooslums Are Coming! The Mooslums Are Coming!
City officials in a small Texas town notified Department of Homeland Security officials out of fear over a flag bearing the words, “Love is for all” in Arabic script, 






Republican Shenanigans


People who fear that Scalia will be replaced by a "more liberal" justice don't realize that compared to Scalia almost everyone is more liberal. - John Fugelsang








I'm a strict consipationist.


No Hat No Cattle
 A Nevada rancher, Cliven Bundy will return to court Tuesday to seek his release from jail in Oregon, where he went to support the armed occupation of a national wildlife preserve led by his sons.














Ted Cruz is so extreme he plans to sponsor a Constitutional Amendment outlawin' Arabic numerals.- Tea Pain tweet



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Controversial Prof In Limelight Again
An embattled University of Missouri professor has again found herself to be the subject of public scrutiny, after a video surfaced that shows her engaged in a verbal confrontation with police.








89% of Trump supporters want to deport Obama to Hawaii.- LOLGOP



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Colbert mocks Hillary's youth outreach: "She won Old Hampshire"



Bernie Meets With Eric Garner's Daughter
The daughter of Eric Garner, whose death at the hands of New York City police officers two years ago sparked allegations of police brutality against African-Americans, met with Democratic presidential candidate Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders on Tuesday.





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More High Winds Headed My Way!
A new cold front expected to enter the country on Thursday will bring strong winds throughout most of Costa Rica, the National Meteorological Institute (IMN) reported Monday.
Costa Rica weather forecasts estimate the front will bring gusts ranging from 50 to 80 kilometers per hour.



Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring- The Onion








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The Republicans' handling of the Supreme Court vacancy shows that when given the opportunity to create even one job they won't do it. ~ Andy Borowitz






Meanwhile Russia and Saudi Arabia...
 Russia's energy minister said Tuesday that his country has agreed with OPEC members Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Venezuela to freeze oil production levels if other producers do the same.



It's been reported that infamous drug lord El Chapo will stand trial in Brooklyn. Though I'm not sure it's a good idea to try him in a place that already has, like, five tunnels.- Seth Myers






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Monday, February 15, 2016

Praise The Lord!





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Ted Cruz says he will 'absolutely' filibuster Obama's nominee to replace Scalia 
Appearing on ABC’s This Week, 2016 GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz said he would “absolutely” filibuster anyone that President Barack Obama attempts to appoint to fill Justice Antonin Scalia’s seat on the Supreme Court.



Republicans are searching the Constitution for the clause that says when you're losin', you get to kick the ball into the woods. #Scalia - Tea Pain tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Jeb Bush today said he is the only candidate who has the you-know-what to go up against Donald Trump. Oh, my god, Jeb. You can't claim to have balls if you don't even have the balls to say balls.- Seth Myers








So the current GOP frontrunner accused the last GOP president of an impeachable offense and everyone is like lol what a joker. - LOLGOP




Jeb Pulls Out The WMD
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush has enlisted his brother, former President George W. Bush, to try to give him a lift as he looks for a strong showing in South Carolina’s crucial primary.




Republican Shenanigans



Scalia was murdered, argues guys who think big oil has their best interests at heart.- LOLGOP







Ben Carson said he is open to being Donald Trump’s vice president. Yeah, it makes sense, Carson could deliver Trump the black Republican vote — which consists of Ben Carson.- Conan O'Brien









Morning Joe Biased?
CNN media correspondent Brian Stelter and Baltimore Sun media critic David Zrawik blasted MSNBC host Joe Scarborough over the weekend for his “unashamed” bias in favor of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.






"You’ve got a very unstable guy in Cruz. He’s nuts.” -Donald Trump




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Meanwhile, The Grownups Are Busy At Work
 President Barack Obama said on Saturday he plans to fulfill his constitutional responsibility to nominate a Supreme Court justice to fill the vacancy left by the death of Antonin Scalia...







BREAKING: Obama nominates himself to Supreme Court, dares Republicans to vote against a premature end to the Obama presidency.- Tea Party Cat



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What a disgrace!

Michigan Blocked Health Officials For 17 Months
Michigan authorities blocked county health officials from investigating an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease that may have been linked to the water crisis in the city of Flint.
From June 2014 to November 2015 Michigan's Genesee County, which includes Flint, had 87 cases of Legionnaires', 10 of them fatal.






Happy You're Not Going To Be President Day @Jeb. - LOLGOP




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The "Viagra" Bill
A Kentucky lawmaker fed up with anti-abortion laws in her state has introduced a bill that would require men seeking erectile dysfunction drugs to visit a doctor twice, get a note from their wives and swear on the Bible to be faithful.








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I like when congressmen who work 100 days a year kill unemployment benefits to honor 'the dignity of work.'- John Fugelsang








Meanwhile, Look What China And Iran Are Doing
The first train to connect China and Iran arrived in Tehran on Monday loaded with Chinese goods, reviving the ancient Silk Road...




An exact replica of the Titanic is scheduled to set sail in 2018. The good news is by 2018, there will be no icebergs left to sink it.- Conan O'Brien






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Friday, February 12, 2016

Trump Quotes!





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WashPo Fact Checker Awards Four Pinocchios to Trump’s Wall Estimate
Washington Post has looked into the details of Donald Trump‘s grand proposal to build a border wall — and found his promises regarding the project’s cost “highly dubious.”



"Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders won their respective party primaries. It was a great night for loud men with crazy hair." –Jimmy Kimmel








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Weird. I don't remember any Republican candidates fighting over who loved George W. Bush more in 2008. Wonder why. - LOLGOP



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Iraqi Refugees In Finland Are Fleeing Back To Iraq
Thousands of Iraqi refugees who arrived in Finland last year have decided to cancel their asylum applications and to return home voluntarily, citing family issues and disappointment with life in the frosty Nordic 







"Is it possible for a man to be sadder than Jeb Bush? We are a week away from Jeb Bush walking on stage at the debate just wearing sweatpants, eating cereal directly out of the box, and just going, 'Oh, what's the point.'" –James Corden




Republican Shenanigans


When Trump is president, you'll hear people saying "Why is there no White History Month?" ALL YEAR LONG. - LOLGOP







Trump Inspired?
A representative for Purdue Students for Life apologized for the campus crusade against abortion that included writing on sidewalks with chalk and pasting flyers on poles claiming abortion makes black children an “endangered race.”



"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." –GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump







More Trump Inspiration?
Texas A&M University is conducting an investigation after a group of students visiting campus from an inner-city Dallas high school were harassed Tuesday with racial slurs and a demand to “go back where you came from.”



I like it when obese, beer-soaked, cheese-sweat-stained males make fun of Hillary Clinton's looks. - John Fugelsang



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"America has been told for years to pick the sensible candidate, the responsible one, a buddy, a pal, great on paper. 'You will grow to love them.' But now it is getting swept off its feet by a couple of bad boys from the wrong side of the polls." –Stephen Colbert



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"One candidate who did not do so well last night is the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Hillary Clinton." –Stephen Colbert



Mailbox

In all fairness, one reason FOX doesn't call Raphael Edward Cruz, "Eduardo
Raphael Cruz," is because his name really is Raphael Edward Cruz.  I
know... they also don't call him "Raphael," nor did they call Romney by his
first name, Willard.  What do you expect, anyway?  FOX tries very hard not
to eat their own young.

Regards,
Jon

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"According to a new report, the number of babies named 'Hillary' has decreased 90 percent since Bill Clinton was president. And, this is interesting, there has never been a baby named Bernie." –Seth Meyers




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"I saw that the unemployment rate in the U.S. just fell below 5 percent, which is the lowest it's been in eight years. When asked for comment on the number of unemployed Americans, Obama said, 'Uh ... I can't wait to be one of them!'" –Jimmy Fallon



Tomorrow Night, Trump, Cruz and Jeb!
Nearly all the U.S. Republican presidential candidates will take the stage at CBS News’ televised debate on Saturday, with Donald Trump flanked by rivals Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush, the network said.








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