Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Trump: I Never Went To Vietnam, But 'I Felt That I Was In The Military'




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Trump: I Never Went To Vietnam, But 'I Felt That I Was In The Military'
Donald Trump believes that because he attended a military high school, he has an understanding of what it is like to be in the military, despite deferring the Vietnam War draft for medical reasons.



Fact checking Dick Cheney's Iran speech: Nope. None.- LOLGOP










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Republicans vow to wage war on God's creation until humanity's either dead or Raptured. - The Daily Edge








Kim Davis Is Free Again! Praise The Lord And Pass The Popcorn!
The attorney for Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who was jailed last week for refusing to grant marriage licenses to same-sex couples, has been ordered released, her attorney, Roger Gannam, told Yahoo News.




BREAKING: Kim Davis free from jail, says she plans to “get married a few more times before returning to job denying gays marriage licenses.”- Tea Party Cat









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When Huckabee is president everyone can break any laws they feel like except the federal troops stopping women from having abortions.- Tina Dupuy













Jeb Jabs Rivals In New Ad
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is targeting Donald Trump and other rivals for the GOP nomination in his first television ad of the presidential campaign.










Donald Trump has finally signed the Republican pledge saying that he will not run as a third party candidate if he doesn't win the Republican nomination. He signed it Jeb Bush.- Jimmy Fallon











Again, The GOP Is Trying To Defund Planned Parenthood
Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.) introduced a bill Tuesday that would cut off a key source of Planned Parenthood’s federal dollars, setting up a new opportunity for House GOP leaders to call a vote on defunding the group.








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No Apologies From Hillary
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton said Monday she does not need to apologize for using a private email account and server while at the State Department because "what I did was allowed."



Being the first female presidential frontrunner in American history is so easy that everyone in the media knows how to do it better.- LOLGOP











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BREAKING: Kim Davis Says She Will Break Her New Release Agreement
A federal judged ordered Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis be released from custody and her contempt order be lifted Tuesday, but her lawyers said the defiant clerk plans to continue blocking marriage licenses for gay couples when she returns to work.









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Krugman Likes Some Of Trump's Ideas
Paul Krugman, the liberal economist and New York Times columnist, said Monday that leading Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is right on taxation and economic policy.









Labor Day. Ugh.
Why isn't there a Real Estate Mogul Day?
Or a Hedge Fund Guy Day?Or even a Corporations Are People Day?
So unfair.- Tea Party Cat







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The Internet has been mostly working since yesterday afternoon. The owner found the problem, there were too many splitters on the cable. But being back online...it's a miracle! 








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A vending machine that would give you an already lit cigarette for a penny, England. 1931.
We've come a long way, baby! Smoking is at its lowest levels in the USA.

Peace.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Happy Labor Day! I labored for you!




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Chris Wallace Presses Cheney on Iran: Didn’t You ‘Leave President Obama with a Mess’?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney and his daughter Liz appeared on Fox News Sunday today to talk about their foreign policy-focused book that includes lots of criticisms of President Obama in this particular arena.




If you're working on Labor Day, thank a conservative.- LOLGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam






War on Christmas. War on cops. War on Christianity. I tell you, it's totally exhausting, being on the left.- Jeff Tiedrich








Bye Bye Humvee, Hello JLTV.
First there was the Jeep, then came the Humvee. Now the US military has a new all-purpose vehicle that’s destined to become another emblem of American fighting power: the JLTV.







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It's not fair that Sarah Palin expects everyone to speak her language when she is the only one who understands it.- Andy Borowitz








Has Jade Helm Gone Incognito?
Evidence of operation Jade Helm is not visible to people living in Bastrop County. U.S. Army officials said troops are training for unconventional warfare in places like Bastrop County near Austin.









Today Donald Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the Republican Party saying that he would endorse for president whoever wins the Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has threatened to in the past. And I'll tell you something. When Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they will tell you.- Jimmy Kimmel




The Word Salad Is Best Served Cold
Former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said on Sunday that immigrants should speak “American” while visiting the United States.














Christianity can be expressed in a variety of ways. At the Vatican, it's by offering to take in refugee families, and in Kentucky, it's by refusing to issue marriage licenses.- Andy Borowitz









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As thousands of refugees seek haven in Europe, the American media asks: what do you think of the Tom Brady decision?- Andy Borowitz






Trump Unifies GOP Asses By Being The Most Popular Ass In The GOP
Donald Trump insults and exaggerates.
He dismisses the need for public policy ideas, gets confused about world affairs and sometimes says things that flat out aren't true.
And the cheers from his supporters only grow louder.










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Happy Labor Day. Remember, starting tomorrow you can no longer wear white. Sorry, brides and confederate flag rally attendees.- OhNoSheTwitnt










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I saw that during a town hall in Miami this week, Jeb Bush attacked Donald Trump in both Spanish and English. And later that night, Donald Trump responded in both English and much, much louder English.- Jimmy Fallon








Hillary Wants More Debates
Hillary Clinton indicated on Saturday that she would be open to participating in more debates with her primary challengers if the Democratic National Committee decides to schedule more contests.




I heard about a new trend where people make marijuana-infused wine. They say it's the first wine that pairs well with EVERY food.- Jimmy Fallon









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I got up at 3am in hopes of having Internet access. I did! I hope you enjoy today's edition. Thank you for stopping by to visit.


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Oh my.

Peace.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Just Shoot Me




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The Internet God Giveth. The Internet God Taketh Away.

I am at a loss for words, and that is rare. There is something about the Internet cable connection that is preventing a strong signal. A neighbor is having the same problem, he says stronger amplifiers are needed, whatever that is.

The Internet was inaccessible yesterday except for an hour or so in the morning and at night.

Next Sunday, the modem will be moved to my apartment. The Internet God tested my connection last Friday and it worked. I hope and pray that remedies the situation.

Of course, living high up on the side of a mountain may have something to do with it. Experts please weigh in...lol.

I am posting this asap before my connection goes out.









How long do you think Kim Davis, the jailed clerk, will last in jail? A week, a month, a year?



































Peace to migrants everywhere.

Friday, September 4, 2015

TGIF?

Internet Interuptus

The god of the Internet dropped by today.
















He fixed my connection temporarily.

This too shall pass for about a week.

I will post a new edition tomorrow on Saturday because I love you all so much!

Thank you for surfing over to All Hat No Cattle!





I hope I didn't scare you with that graphic but that is how I felt when I got back online today.


Thursday, September 3, 2015

Trump lead in polls, Obama Laughs




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Trump hits 30 percent in new poll
Donald Trump has reached a new high in the race for the Republican presidential nomination.
According to a Monmouth University survey released on Thursday, Trump takes 30 percent support nationally, a four-point gain over the same survey from before the first GOP debate.



THE ONLY MARRIAGE LICENSES I RECOGNIZE ARE ONES BETWEEN A DYING POLITICAL PARTY AND A RACE-BAITING CANDIDATE IT'S AFRAID WILL LEAVE IT. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





UFC fighter Ronda Rousey accepted a Marine's invitation to the Marine Corps ball in December. When they heard Ronda Rousey was teaming up with the Marines, ISIS was like, "We surrender!"- Jimmy Fallon











Jail Time For Kentucky Krazy Klerk
Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refused to issue gay marriage licenses, has been found in contempt of court and taken into federal custody.
According to AP, U.S. District Judge David Bunning said Thursday that Davis would be held in jail until she complied with the previous court orders to begin granting the marriage licenses.





#KimDavis' attorney is demanding a fullsize cross be installed in her jail cell, so she can climb up on it. - Wisco Tweet










GOP, when you find that special guy willing to ridicule & deport the families of America's fastest growing group of voters, never let him go. - LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans





In an interview with CNN, former Vice President Dick Cheney said that he has no plans to endorse Donald Trump. When asked if he'd have a change of heart, Cheney was like, "Yes, every week."- Jimmy Fallon








Trump Dropping Out? Naw.
Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Thursday gave a puzzling response to Donald Trump’s assertion that he is dropping out of the presidential race.

“You know, a broken clock is right once a day,” Perry told Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson.









'Politically Correct' is the politically correct way of saying 'Less Dickish.'- John Fugelsang










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Republicans tell us no diplomacy with Iran will ever work but the way to rein in Trump is with a pledge.- Tina Dupuy












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The odds of living to age 100 will double by 2020, as will the odds of having to work at a Walmart 'til you're 90.- John Fugelsang





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McDonalds franchisees vote for all-day breakfast, proving that America can still do great things if we limit voting to business owners only.- Tea Party Cat




Sad News
French investigators have formally identified a washed-up piece of plane debris found in July on a remote island in the Indian Ocean as part of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777 that disappeared more than a year ago with 239 people aboard.











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Mea culpa for another late post. Tomorrow the cable guy is coming by and I hope he can fix the Internet connection!

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Oh yeah, that could be me or you!

Peace.