All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

He's a racist. He's a conman. He's a cheat - Michael Cohen

Cohen unloads on Trump in explosive testimony
In long-awaited and explosive testimony before a congressional panel, President Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen said that as a candidate, Trump was aware that Roger Stone was working with WikiLeaks to disseminate hacked emails, and that after he took office, the president reimbursed Cohen with a personal check for hush money payments to the actress Stormy Daniels.

Republicans are shocked — SHOCKED! — to learn that the president's skeevy mob fixer lawyer is a skeevy mob fixer lawyer. - Michael Cohen

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

It is sickening to watch a president of the United States suck up to murderous tyrant. Republicans, you own this. - David Corn

My heart goes out to the family of Otto Warmbier. It must be so painful for them to watch Trump kiss up to Kim Jong Un.

Please Don't Use Nukes. Please.
Pakistan’s air force shot down two Indian warplanes after they crossed the boundary between the two nuclear-armed rivals in the disputed territory of Kashmir on Wednesday and captured one Indian pilot, a military spokesman said.

These two tweets are interesting

A lot of catering to Kim Jong Un going on in Vietnam. First press is kicked out of hotel where Kim is staying. Now some reporters are blocked from pool spray because the dictator doesn’t like shouted questions. - Jim Acosta, CNN

To be clear, the reporters are being excluded by an official from the US government, not foreign officials, in one of the more outrageous moves by this White House. - Maggie Haberman, NYT

I can see it now."In an unexpected turn, Trump signed a pact with Kim & returns to the USA with the N. Korean Army..." - Christopher H. Holte

Republican Shenanigans

Let me put it this way: if one of my clients made a statement to a witness like @mattgaetz did, I'd be telling them to board their dogs so they don't get shot when the arrest team shows up. - PopeHat tweet

CYA In Action
Former acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker will testify again before the House Judiciary Committee to “clarify” his earlier testimony, the committee’s chair revealed on Tuesday.

The Republicans strategy to derail Michael Cohen's testimony relies on the feller that condoned sexual assault against underage boys. Jim Jordan. - Tea Pain.

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Republicans: Just a friendly reminder that you promoted "liar and cheat" Michael Cohen to the RNC finance chair. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

Jim Jordan has mentioned Hillary more times today than Trump has spoken to Barron in his entire life. - OhNoSheTwint

Cohen Verifies That Trump Is A Big Time Racist. Duh.
President Donald Trump’s racism is far worse than the public is aware, according to his former “fixer” Michael Cohen. In a written testimony submitted to the House, Cohen said that in private, Trump is far worse.

Reminder: during Clinton late 1990s, a **constant** media angle was, Why Doesn't She Leave Him?
funny how that's been flushed for current First Lady. - Eric Boehlert

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Business/Tech News

Cohen is dropping receipts longer than CVS. - Andy Lassner

Trump: Democrats Murder Newborns
President Donald Trump lashed out at Democrats Monday night after the Senate blocked a Republican anti-abortion bill.
“Senate Democrats just voted against legislation to prevent the killing of newborn infant children,” Trump tweeted on Monday night. “The Democrat position on abortion is now so extreme that they don’t mind executing babies AFTER birth.”

Kim Jong Un Interrupts Summit To Watch Michael Cohen - Andy Borowitz

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Windows, Doors & Laptop

Fundraiser

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

While Trump is playing footsie with North Korea...

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Monday, February 25, 2019

Cheapskate Billionaire or ?

Robert Kraft, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump and a day of reckoning for America’s billionaires
...Bob Kraft is reportedly worth $6.6 billion. The price for a half hour at Orchids of Asia — where authorities on Friday said Kraft solicited prostitution, the charges brought after cops filmed him allegedly having sex with workers on two separate occasions — is $59.

Trump was relieved to hear that Robert Kraft was only involved in prostitution and child traffickin' and nothin' serious like kneelin' for the National Anthem.- Tea Pain tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Jared Kushner Calls Kim Jong-Un "Totally Unqualified Person" Who Only Got Job Through Nepotism. - Andy Borowitz

Vietnam Has No Tolerance For Comedy
A Kim Jong-un impersonator has been deported from Vietnam ahead of the real North Korean leader's meeting with US President Trump...

Trump’s plans for a massive July 4 celebration were scrapped after the military reported a sudden bone-spur epidemic. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

More weeping and whining from the Baby in Chief. Call him BOTUS. - Stephen King

It is the official position of the White House that all twenty-plus women who have accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct are lying, were born in Kenya, and are coming for your guns. - Middle Age Riot tweet

Trump is a sadist, he enjoys inflicting pain on dying people.

If Trump has 19 sexual assault allegations and is traveling south at 60 mph, and Jeffrey Epstein has 36 sexual assault allegations and is traveling west at 35 mph, how many more allegations do they need before people start believing women? - OhNoSheTwint

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If you ask me, 97 of the 171 Democrats running for President have no shot. - Conan O'Brien

Rock The Voter News

Steve Bannon Predicts Nasty 2019. Where's He Been?
With the anticipated upcoming release of special counsel Robert Mueller's final report, ongoing probes by prosecutors in the Southern District of New York into President Trump's businesses and Democrats in control of the House, former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon predicts 2019 will be a "vitriolic" and "nasty" year in American politics.
"I think that 2019 is going to be the most vitriolic year in American politics since before the Civil War,"...

Just a reminder that the Secretary of Labor -- who is charged with fighting sex trafficking -- was part of a cover up that seems to have helped a billionaire get away dozens of counts of child rape, according to a federal court.
Not one elected Republican has asked him to resign. - LOLGOP

Dr. Seuss nailed Nazi Lover Charles Lindbergh

Weird how someone once drew a face on a sheet and it became Mike Pence. - Conan O'Brien

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Business/Tech News

Betsy DeVos Calls "60 Minutes" A Waste Of A Half Hour - Andy Borowitz

Get Ready, A Recession Is Around The Corner
Roughly half the nation's business economists say they think the U.S. economy will slip into recession by the end of next year.

Yes, my house has walls. but you know what it also has? A welcome mat. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Casita update: I visited it on Saturday and met the three talented builders. They were putting the top finish on the floors and building a sink in my kitchen and a counter made of guanacaste wood (see pic below with my thumb)