Thursday, June 7, 2018

Ivanka's New Collection

Ivanka Trump Was In Contact With A Russian Who Offered A Trump-Putin Meeting
Her contact, a Russian Olympic weightlifter, said a meeting between Trump and Putin could expedite a Trump tower in Moscow.


I am so sick and tired of these goombahs lying to us.


When I was a US Attorney I stopped selling hand-dyed yarn (my hobby) on Etsy to avoid the risk of a perception people could buy something from me to curry favor. Obama Administration ethics seem so quaint today. - Joyce Alene






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

All I’m saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we’re all French toast. - Scott Linnen




Trump’s getting us all used to the idea that he can pardon himself for his part in Russian interference in the election.  The colossal balls on this guy!  How can he even walk without clanking? - Bette Midler



Meanwhile Back In Putin's Russia
A steady stream of garbage-laden trucks moves the waste of Russia’s capital to landfills in the surrounding region. The resulting mountains of refuse emit noxious fumes and leach pollutants into nearby waters, endangering the residents of the region around Moscow.
Citizens living near these landfills have had enough.






“Delete your emails, acid-wash your emails and hard drives on the phones, take your phones and bash them with a hammer to little itsy-bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove SIM cards, then take the pieces and hand them over to Robert Mueller.." -Sean Hannity asking people to obstruct justice



Republican Shenanigans

DANG!  This mornin' Mika Brzezinski reported that Donald Trump's biggest complaint is he can't watch porn in the White House.Maybe we should let him.  Porn has much less of a detrimental effect on our society than Fox & Friends.- Tea Pain




Whaaat? Is Guiliani Trying To Sabotage The North Korea Summit?
Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani has boasted that Donald Trump had forced North Korea’s leader to beg to re-schedule a high-profile summit after the president abruptly called off the meeting.


Schools Cancel White House Tours Fearing That Trump Might Teach Kids History - Andy Borowitz


Is this some secret signal to Pence?



Let's Call It What It Is: ETHNIC CLEANSING
A swarm of immigration agents arrested more than 100 workers at an Ohio gardening and landscaping company Tuesday morning, one of the largest of several recent workplace raids carried out as part of the Trump administration’s crackdown on immigration enforcement.





We're All Gonna Die
President Trump on his preparation for upcoming summit with Kim Jong Un: "I think I'm very well prepared. I don’t think I have to prepare very much. It’s about attitude.”

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Congratulations to Alice Johnson and I'm guessing this means more pardons and commutations for African-Americans incarcerated for non-violent drug offenses who DON'T have celebrities with access to the president, right?

Hello? - John Fugelsang


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Gawd these people are stupid.



Another Stupid Lie
President Donald Trump on Wednesday suggested that many Texans had to be rescued by the U.S. Coast Guard during Hurricane Harvey last year because they were in boats watching the storm....Asked later to confirm if people were out on boats to ogle the storm, Gov. Greg Abbott told reporters he had “no information one way or another about that.”


Is worse to sell body for money or sell soul? Asking for friend. -Rogue Melania tweet


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Business/Tech News

Scott Pruitt Claims Misappropriated EPA Funds Would Have Only Been Wasted On Dumb Sh-t Like Clean Water - The Onion





So, ZTE Paid A Billion Dollars To Continue Making Phones That Our Intel Services Want Banned?
The U.S. has struck a deal with Chinese telecom giant ZTE to end crippling American sanctions, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross told CNBC on Thursday.
The department said the deal includes a $1 billion penalty against ZTE and a U.S.-chosen compliance team.






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Time To Deflate Photo
Insano in Brazil. No thank you very much.

Peace.


Wednesday, June 6, 2018

DOJ watchdog finds James Comey defied authority as FBI director, sources say


DOJ watchdog finds James Comey defied authority as FBI director, sources say
The Justice Department's internal watchdog has concluded that James Comey defied authority at times during his tenure as FBI director, according to sources familiar with a draft report on the matter.


I wonder what Hillary thinks about this report on James Comey.


Evangelicals have been warning about the Antichrist for 2000 years. 
So when he finally shows up, they vote for him. - Melanie




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kim Jong Un said he wants to open a McDonald’s in North Korea. Which may explain why the summit with President Trump is suddenly back on. - Conan O'Brien


President Eisenhower while speaking to veterans in 1952 about those who died under his command on D-Day




Is This Fake Or Funny News?
When President Donald Trump meets with North Korean dictator Kim Jon-Un next week in Singapore, former NBA star Dennis Rodman will be on hand, according to a report from the New York Post. 





Our president who, on a daily basis, disrespects our country, our constitution, our flag, our anthem, and our citizens in service at home and abroad, is attacking sports figures, whether they take a knee or not, ignores the issue of people of color being killed by police at an alarming rate, doesn't know the words to our anthem or to "God Bless America".
To quote John Fugelsang, "Irony just hanged itself in a cheap motel." -
Dee





FUN FACT: Trump has been married to two Communist bred women and one Confederate bred woman.


Aaaaaand Paul Manafort Is Walking  Free
A Georgia teen with no record was just sentenced to 5 years in prison and 10 years probation for stealing a pair of Nike sneakers.






LeBron James on President Trump canceling Philadelphia Eagles' visit to the White House: "I know no matter who wins this series, no one wants the invite anyway, so it won't be Golden State or Cleveland going."





The latest rumor in Washington is that President Trump could decide to pardon himself. This would be completely constitutional, according to Trump’s new Supreme Court Justice, Donald Trump.- Conan O'Brien




Republican Shenanigans

If selling someone a wedding cake is participating in their marriage, isn't selling a gun to a shooter participation in  murder? - Allen Marshall


If God doesn’t like gay people, then why do we look like perfect angels & homophobes look like God didn’t even try? - Solomon Georgio


Maybe Trump Didn't Want To Sing GOD BLESS AMERICA Because It Was Written By A Jew
US president Donald Trump joins in singing Irving Berlin's God Bless America during his 'celebration of America' at the White House, but his , but his lips appear to be sealed for the trickier lines. The event was hastily changed after the president disinvited Super Bowl winners the Philadelphia Eagles as part of the ongoing row over kneeling during the national anthem.





CNN: Trump forgets lyrics to God Bless America NBC: Trump forgets lyrics to God Bless America Fox News: Hillary was given the lyrics to God Bless America beforehand - OhNoSheTwint


Here's my response to Trump flubbing the words of 
GOD BLESS AMERICA


God, I miss Obama.


Obama's barrage of complete sentences seen as brutal attack on Trump. - Andy Borowitz

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Obama Did What? Oh, Wait, Then He Didn't?
The Obama administration secretly sought to give Iran access — albeit briefly — to the U.S. financial system by sidestepping sanctions kept in place after the 2015 nuclear deal, despite repeatedly telling Congress and the public it had no plans to do so.






Hey Kim Kardashian, any chance you can help the babies and children in cages after being ripped from their mothers' arms? Because I guess that's where we are now. Nobody else is getting through. - Randi Mayem Singer


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Business/Tech News

Now that Miss America has ditched the swimsuits, I think it’s time the Pulitzer Prize dropped their wet t-shirt contest. - Stephen Colbert





Cambridge Analytica: The Plot Thickens 
A Cambridge Analytica director apparently visited Julian Assange in February last year and told friends it was to discuss what happened during the US election, the Guardian has learned.




Try to avoid Black Holes. They suck at everything. - Neil deGrasse Tyson




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Time To Deflate Photo

Wow. I have few words to say except this is the Space Shuttle over Florida.

Peace.

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Witness Tampering

Manafort attempted to tamper with potential witnesses: U.S. special counsel
President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, who has been indicted by U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller, attempted to tamper with potential witnesses, Mueller said in a court filing on Monday.


When you tell witnesses what to say to make sure their stories are consistent with yours, that’s called Manafortsplaining. - OhNoSheTwint





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

i would like to recommend that Paul Manafort be held in the same facility and with the same conditions as the immigrant kids. - ManInTheHoody Tweet 




Trump: I have the unlimited power to do anything I want.Also Trump: I’m completely unable to stop separating children from their parents at the border because Democrats. - Jim Himes


U.N. Tells U.S. To Stop Traumatizing Children
The U.N. human rights office is calling on the Trump administration to “immediately halt” its policy of separating children from their parents after crossing U.S. border with Mexico.




Giuliani now says that Trump could shoot someone and not be prosecuted for it. Clearly the best way to test this theory is for Trump to shoot Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

I’m from northern New Jersey and it’s literally illegal for me to cheer for the Eagles or any Philly team and yet here we are. - OhNoSheTwint






Fox News Caught Lying. Again.
Zach Ertz, the star tight end of the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, slammed Fox News on Tuesday for using footage of him praying with his teammates to make it look like they were kneeling during the national anthem.






I sued Trump and won. Thanks to the hard work of my co-plaintiffs, Katie Fallow and our legal team, and the Knight First Amendment Institute, the President of the United States just unblocked me on Twitter. Not even Trump can infringe upon our First Amendment rights. - Eugene Gu, MD



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Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. - Andy Borowitz



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65 years ago this month Julius &  Ethel Rosenberg were put to death for colluding with the Russians. The lawyer that pressured the judge to make it happen was il Douche’s mentor Roy Cohn. Someone should remind him of that little tidbit. - Jim David






Trump Hopes To LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
President Donald Trump undermined the inspector general report his allies hope will justify his attacks on law enforcement and political rival Hillary Clinton.


"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" -- Susan B Anthony







Sailor Plans To Sue Obama And Blame Hillary
A former Navy sailor who was pardoned by President Trump is planning to sue former President Obama and other members of his administration for subjecting him to what he calls unequal protection under the law.









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Brief history of excuses:
1. There was no collusion
2. Maybe there was but I didn't know about it
3. Maybe I knew but so what
4. Lots of people collude
5. It's not illegal when the president does it
6. What about Hillary?
8. You can't indict a president
9. I'll just pardon myself
- Jeff Tiedrich




Business/Tech News

The Eagles are really missing out on the opportunity to stand there while the President f--ks up their names, barely mentions the Super Bowl, then tells a pointless story about how NFL owners were very unfair to him when he tried to buy the Buffalo Bills. - Arkansas Fred





David Koch's Health Is Deteriorating
Billionaire Republican megadonor David Koch is stepping down from his roles at Koch Industries, the Americans for Prosperity Foundation, and other organizations, according to announcements on Tuesday...issues that led to a 2016 hospitalization have not been resolved, and David's "health has continued to deteriorate." He did not provide further details about his brother's condition.


Woman who oversaw Brooklyn Bridge construction in 1833 finally being recognized. See, highly qualified women DO get respect! When they’re dead. - Bette Midler


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Stolen: Not So Intellectual Property


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Time To Deflate Photo
This cottage in Norway is a beautiful place to escape the worries of the world. No electricity, no Internet, wait, what?

Peace.