Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Shift change at the White House

Ex-Trump advisor Gary Cohn complained he only used 20 percent of his brain power in the White House: report
Outgoing Trump economic adviser Gary Cohn reportedly complained that he wasn’t being used to his full potential shortly before he announced his departure from the administration.


Gary Cohn Resigns In Protest Of Trump’s Bigoted Comments Towards Aluminum - The Onion





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

FUN FACT:  Almost everybody that leaves the Trump White House finds a job workin' for Bob Mueller. - Tea Pain



Putin Willing To Blow Up The World. Seriously.
President Vladimir Putin has warned that he would not hesitate to strike back if Russia was hit by a nuclear adversary, even if it led to a “global catastrophe.”
The Russian leader spoke to one of his country’s most infamous pro-Kremlin TV show hosts, in a tough-talking interview broadcast on national airwaves before Russians go to the polls later this month.






Conservative Christians’ Creed: “Jesus forgave me for my sins so I could concentrate of yours.” - Mrs. Betty Bowers


Republican Shenanigans






According to sources, White House chief of staff John Kelly is frustrated with Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, and questions what they do during the day. I'm going to say "nothing" and "homework." - Seth Myers



Nation is Praying There is No Tape of Trump Having Sex
Adult film star Stormy Daniels has filed a civil action against Donald Trump, asking a California court to declare that the nondisclosure agreement between them is not valid because Trump never actually signed it.








Trump Denies Having Sex With Stormy Daniels, Citing Boner Spurs - Andy Borowitz


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Not to be too controversial but if Hillary were POTUS there’s zero chance that we’d have to read about her sending pictures of her gross old d**k to a porn star. - OhNoSheTwint




Education Secretary Visits School Shooting Site, Barely
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos’s visit to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla., where a shooter killed 17 people and left many others wounded, was met with criticism by some students...Students said that during her visit DeVos didn’t speak with many of the students or answer their questions.









Wait, now Gary Cohn is gone too? I can't keep up - the last time this many people fled the White House the British were burning it in 1814. - Bill Maher


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A Trumper is a feller that would set his house on fire if he thought it would hurt your property values. - Tea Pain






In What Fresh Hell Does Trump Find These People?
Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg on Wednesday insisted that his Monday media spree was not a drunken meltdown as some have speculated...“I don’t feel exploited,” Nunberg revealed. “I was playing everywhere… I was trending No. 1 on Twitter from a couch in my office.”


A new study has found that when romantic partners hold hands while in pain, their brain waves can sync and decrease that pain. "Nah, I'm good," said Melania.- Seth Myers







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Jazz Hands


Me after I located the cause of my slow-as-molasses notebook. It was a loose RAM thingamabob.
Fixed it!


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When nature and architecture meet.

Peace.


Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Roger Stone's Latest Smokescreen

Ex-Trump Aide Sam Nunberg Now Says He Is Likely To Cooperate With Mueller Subpoena
A former campaign aide to Donald Trump appears to have changed his mind and will not fight a subpoena he says he has received in the Russia investigation — after daring special counsel Robert Mueller to arrest him in multiple media appearances.


I have never seen anything like this in my life.
Sam Nunberg is imploding on live TV.
This is like OJ getting out of the white Bronco to do a press conference. - The Hoarse Whisperer





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kim said that there was "no point in having nuclear weapons" now that the GOP has stolen his idea of destroying America. - Andy Borowitz



Bush Thrilled Trump Is An Idiot
Former President George W. Bush is reportedly pleased by at least one element of the Donald Trump presidency: It’s making him look better. 








I told my kids that at their age I had to watch VHS tapes on school safety, and they said “what’s school safety?” - Conan O'Brien


Republican Shenanigans

"I smell racism on your breath" should be said to every Trump supporter who comes on a cable news show. - Frank Conniff





This Must Be Chum For His Evangelical Base
A notorious Republican official who has led quixotic crusades against pornography, unregulated stripping and medical marijuana has been appointed to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.




In 2005 ms (condoleezza) rice called me into the state dept to tell me i needed to let my activist friends know that W couldn’t do anything about the genocide in darfur and, i quote, “you need to tell them to shut up...” true story ...- Don Cheadle tweet







The president is crying on the internet again. - LOLGOP






I think we are witnessing what scholars will later call.. the full Nunberg. - Jim Acosta, CNN


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BREAKING: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being guarded by U.S. Marshals after she received a suspicious package containing a science textbook. - Andy Borowitz


I Miss The Obama Drama
A little girl who was transfixed by a portrait of Michelle Obama last week got to meet the real person Tuesday -- and even danced with the former first lady.
A photo of Parker Curry, 2, staring at Obama's portrait in the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery went viral last week, attracting the attention of the former first lady.




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Business/Tech News

This is the worst time to put tariffs on steel. We are going to be needing so many prison bars soon. - Andy Borowitz




The Internet is a series of tubes. - Sen
Ted Stevens, GOP

Meanwhile, Elon Musk Wants To Provide Internet Everywhere
A pair of test satellites launched into orbit by SpaceX on Feb. 22 may herald the dawn of a truly global internet, one that makes high-speed service available not only in cities and in rural areas covered by cellphone towers but at almost any point on the planet.






March came in like a lion and was shot by some rich a-hole. - Conan O'Brien






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I fear my 3 yr old notebook is on its last legs. It is slow as molasses. I am far behind on answering emails and everything else online! So sorry!

My computer expert friend said it sounds like my motherboard. Ay yi yi yi.

I love this notebook. Darn. 


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A moody storm looming over the French Alps.

Peace.


Monday, March 5, 2018

State Dept was granted $120 million to counter Russian interference but has spent none of it

State Dept was granted $120 million to counter Russian interference but has spent none of it
The State Department has yet to spend any of the $120 million allocated to it in order to address foreign efforts to interfere in U.S. elections, The New York Times reported on Sunday.
Because of the lack of spending, the Global Engagement Center, which is responsible for addressing Russia’s disinformation efforts, does not have a single Russian-speaking analyst, according to the Times.


Tillerson ignoring Russian Cyberwarfare is akin to waving a white flag of surrender. Frightening.


It's like America's a bus and an 71 year old narcissist speed addict is maniacally driving and we're all staring at each other because 30% of the passengers like how his driving upsets the rest of us. - John Fugelsang





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

It is now 17 days since Mueller’s criminal indictments against Russians for interfering in our democracy. And 4 days since Putin bragged about his nuclear capabilities using a video simulating hitting Florida. Why isn’t Trump doing anything-and Congress why are you allowing this?! - Amy Siskind



L-M-N-O-P
The Latest Trump Soap Opera Episode: The Sex Coach
From behind bars in a sweltering immigration detention center in Bangkok, a self-styled "sex coach" who claims to have detailed insider knowledge of Russian meddling in the US election says she wants to cooperate with US investigators.
The catch? She says the US government needs to grant her political asylum.







As folks catch up on the news of YouTube temporarily suspending the account of Infowars’ Jerome Corsi for false smears against survivors of a school schooling, re-familiarize yourself with the role he played in 2004 in falsely smearing the military service of John Kerry. - Jake Tapper





Florida State Senator Seems To Blame God For Not Answering Thoughts & Prayers
A Florida state senator said the only thing that is going to stop “the evil” behind mass shootings is to send “thoughts and prayers."
During a debate on a proposed assault weapons ban in the Florida legislature on Saturday, state Sen. Kelli Stargel (R) said she finds it offensive when people tell her that the kind words are not enough to stop mass shootings.







Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump’s Mind. - The Onion



Republican Shenanigans

It appears Melania may have come to US on an “Einstein visa,” for those w/extraordinary ability. Well, who else could put up with his sh*t? - Bette Midler





Jeezus, Trump Is Using The Presidential Seal For Golf Tees.
In recent weeks, the Trump Organization has ordered the manufacture of new tee markers for golf courses that are emblazoned with the seal of the President of the United States. Under federal law, the seal’s use is permitted only for official government business. Misuse can be a crime.


Having Trump as president is like tapping the drunkest guy at the party to be the designated driver. - Stephen King






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PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as "late-term abortion." Watch the GOP scramble to stop them. - goldengateblond




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Hey, kids—the House and Senate aren’t going to do anything about guns. Neither is the president, a morally vacant boob who will say anything. We have to do it ourselves. Get as many NRA sweethearts as possible out in November. We can do this. - Stephen King



Senate Turtle Choked Obama On Russian Interference
Former White House chief of staff Denis McDonough on Sunday defended the Obama administration's response to suspected Russian interference in the 2016 election, blaming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell for what he called a "dramatically watered down" joint statement on election security in September 2016.





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Business/Tech News

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care. - The Onion





Rex Tillerson's Long Slick Fingers
If you live in a city or county that sues oil companies over climate change, prepare for a blowback. ExxonMobil and other fossil fuel giants are taking legal action against such local governments, seeking to undermine a key part of their finances — their relationship with lenders.


Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe - The Onion



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I'm so glad Mother Nature has a sense of humor. Yum!

Peace.