Republican presidential candidate John Kasich this week suggested to a group of Jewish voters in New York that the blood of Jesus Christ was somehow linked to the Old Testament Passover story.
Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.- John Fugelsang
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Iraqi parliament cancels vote on proposed cabinet amid protests
- Guantanamo review board rejects release for oldest prisoner
- US sending commandos, combat aircraft to Philippines
- Strong quakes hit Japan, nuclear plants safe
- Distraught veteran sets himself on fire with gasoline outside VA facility after losing wife and job
The director of the CIA says that no matter who the next president is, the agency will not use waterboarding ever again. Instead, he's come up with a new way to torture people: turn off the Wi-Fi when they visit their parents’ house.- Jimmy Fallon
Putin Praises Obama
In rare words of praise for President Obama, Putin described him as a "strong man" for recognizing his administration had made mistakes in Libya. Obama recently told “Fox News Sunday” that "failing to plan for the day after" the fall of Libya's then-dictator Muammar Gaddafi was the "worst mistake of his presidency.”
This campaign is starting to feel more and more like a long, national nervous breakdown.- Christopher Hayes, MSNBC
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump campaign manager will not be prosecuted
- Trump gets ripped to pieces on Twitter for his 'Joe Paterno' comment
- Climate change deniers swarm Bill Nye's Facebook page, NASA shows up
- HOBBY LOBBY'S MUSEUM OF THE BIBLE DESCENDS ON THE NATION'S CAPITAL
- White councilman freaks out on black colleague for attending Kentucky Black Caucus event
- Alabama Guv Defends State Helicopter Delivering His Wallet: I Had To Eat!
- Ted Cruz: Yes, Mitch McConnell Lied To Me And I Don't Regret Saying It
- Ted Cruz: Transgender 'Bathroom Bills' Are 'Perfectly Reasonable'
It’s always a high point in a presidential campaign when your top staffer narrowly avoids criminal charges for assaulting a woman.- LOLGOP
There Really Is A Right Wing Conspiracy
The lawyer who represented Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis after she refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses told CBS News that his group was also behind anti-LGBT legislation in 20 states.
Somewhat amazed that "Longest Serving Republican Speaker Of The House In History Turns Out To Be A Child Molester" isn't a bigger story.- Christopher Hayes, MSNBC
Researchers in California found that 74 percent of mothers confessed that they like one child better than another. Then one mother said, “Don’t use my name, 'cuz I don't want Jeb to find out.”- Jimmy Fallon
Obama Sadly Admits Time Running Out to Confiscate Nation's Guns. - Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
- ACLU asks federal court to block Kansas voter ID law
- President Obama to speak at Rutgers commencement
- A Sanders supporter's 'Democratic whores' insult just exposed the party's risk of splitting
- Everything You Need To Know About CNN’s Brooklyn Democratic Debate
Are Gun Makers Shaking In Their Boots?
A lawsuit can go forward against the maker of the rifle used in the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings, a judge ruled Thursday.
Superior Court Judge Barbara Bellis said that a 2005 federal law protecting gun-makers from lawsuits does not prevent lawyers for the victims' families from arguing that the semi-automatic rifle is a military weapon and should not have been sold to civilians.
The #DemocraticWhores hashtag shows what happens when allies decide to despise each other until Trump can be elected.- John Fugelsang
Well, Of Course The Oil Industry Knew!
The oil industry’s knowledge of dangerous climate change stretches back to the 1960s, with unearthed documents showing that it was warned of “serious worldwide environmental changes” more than 45 years ago.
House Speaker Paul Ryan issued a formal statement ruling himself out as a potential replacement candidate if there is a contested Republican convention. And you know things are bad in the Republican Party when people who aren’t even running are dropping out of the race.- Seth Myers
Business/Tech News
- Oil Prices Drop
- New York City public pension drops hedge funds
- Free trade is once again tearing apart the Republican Party
- China sends sharp warnings to Taiwan's new president as she preps for office
- Costa Rica police locate more than 30 clandestine airstrips used by drug trafficker
Microsoft Sues U.S.
Microsoft Corp (MSFT.O) has sued the U.S. government for the right to tell its customers when a federal agency is looking at their emails, the latest in a series of clashes over privacy between the technology industry and Washington.
I wonder if Fine Young Cannibals have become coarse middle aged vegans. - John Fugelsang
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