Monday, February 1, 2016

Trump warns Iowans: Cruz "will destroy your ethanol business 100%"





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Trump warns Iowans: Cruz "will destroy your ethanol business 100%" 
Donald Trump launched his final salvo against Ted Cruz just hours before the Iowa caucuses as he accused his main rival of seeking to destroy the state’s ethanol business.
“He will destroy your ethanol business 100 percent,” Trump said Monday during a rally in Waterloo, Iowa.


There is no "moderate" Republican running for president. It's just that the overtly evil ones make it seem that way. - Kona Lowell







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Not Much Of A Mention In The News
A survivor hidden in a tree says he watched Boko Haram extremists firebomb huts and heard the screams of children burning to death, among 86 people officials say died in the latest attack by Nigeria's homegrown Islamic extremists







Someone drew a swastika on Trump's star on the Walk of Fame & there's no way to know if it was done by someone who hates him or supports him. - Maura Quint







Republican Shenanigans



If there were nude pics of a Democratic candidate's partner all over the internet I bet we'd see them on TV every day. All day.- Kona Lowell





Jeb Bush is a reminder that being "the smart Bush" is an incredibly low bar. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Public Backlash Against The Bundy Clan. Ya Think?
A public backlash against the Malheur occupiers also suggests American sympathy for those who work for the US Forest Service, the Bureau of Land Management, and the US Fish and Wildlife Department.






Obama faced a GOP literally willing to let the planet burn. From that we got 17 million insured, Wall St reform & a clean energy revolution. - LOLGOP



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Pretty sweet that people whose greatest fear is subsidizing lazy people have made Jeb Bush and Ben Carson's sorry consultants very rich men. - LOLGOP








Ben & Jerry's Feeling The Bern
Ben & Jerry's ice cream founder Ben Cohen says that if Iowans vote Bernie Sanders the winner of their caucuses he will reward them in pints -- and possibly a new "Bernie flavor."
"If Iowa voters do the right thing and support Bernie, I will personally come to Iowa and make as much ice cream for them as I can," Cohen told The Hill in a telephone interview Monday just hours before the Iowa caucuses.





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Happy #BlackHistoryMonth to all African American friends, and happy White Men Are The Real Victims Month to Rush Limbaugh. - John Fugelsang






Union Plumbers Donating Time To Flint
Members of Plumbing Manufacturers International (PMI) hit the streets Saturday 300 strong to install donated faucets and other plumbing in homes of residents affected by Flint's water crisis.



A lot of people are upset because in a new movie, Michael Jackson will be played by British white actor Joseph Fiennes. They’re also not thrilled about the new James Brown biopic starring Benedict Cumberbatch.- Conan O'Brien










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Odd News
Time To Deflate Photo

The Atacama desert in Chile experienced a rare springtime bloom of flowers after El NiƱo brought the heaviest rainfall in two decades last October
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Peace.


Saturday, January 30, 2016

False Prophets





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Huckabee Keeps the Faith as Iowa Caucuses Near
Mike Huckabee may be feeling like a zombie, but he's still got some fight left in him.
At least that was the message from the former Arkansas Governor during a meeting with supporters Saturday morning at his campaign headquarters in Urbandale, Iowa.


Huckabee wants the VP spot and he'll bring the evangelical crowd with him.  Trump needs a lot more than that.

Shortened edition today,  hope you enjoy anyway!


Can't believe Donald Trump skipped #GOPDebate & missed the chance to be questioned by Queen Elsa from 'Frozen.' - John Fugelsang








Will Paul Ryan Put On His Pouty Face?
President Barack Obama will meet for the first time on Tuesday with Speaker Paul Ryan, the top Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives...











Remember when George W let the RNC run a server from the Oval Office & deleted 20 million emails?  You don't? Where do you get your news?- John Fugelsang




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Rush Limbaugh says Obama created recession to punish white people.  Apparently God created Rush for the same reason.- John Fugelsang





Another Precious Child Lost To Gun Fire
A Florida toddler was shot multiple times during a “gang-related” drive-by shooting, cops said Saturday.
Little Aiden Michael McClendon, who was only 22 months old, was shot dead Friday around 6:10 p.m. in Jacksonville while sitting in a car, cops said in a statement.
















Bernie Must Have Received A Serious Threat!
Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders will receive protection from Secret Service, according to Fox News’ Ed Henry.
Sanders joins Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton and Republican candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson as the only White House contenders with details from the agency.





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BREAKING: Media determined to declare winner in Iowa caucuses today, instead of waiting until Monday when voters will.- Tea Party Cat






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Time To Deflate Photo
Ionian islands, Greece, where everyone entombed in snow, at this moment, deserves to be.

Peace.


Friday, January 29, 2016

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience

I will post a new edition tomorrow, Saturday, January 30, 2016. I had a major sinus headache today. I must've caught Trumpitis.








Peace.