Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Dump Trump Is Going Global




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European business network does what the GOP doesn’t have the guts to do — bans Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s businesses and brand have taken a beating since the GOP frontrunner entered the 2016 race for the White House.
In the latest blow, Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has dropped Trump from the country’s global business outreach network because of his remarks about banning Muslims from traveling to the United States, the BBC reports.



"When fascism comes to America, it will be YUGE!"- Jeff Tiedrich








Donald Trump got a lot of people upset when he released a statement yesterday that called for a ban on Muslims entering the United States, and even Dick Cheney said he’d gone too far. You know it's bad when Dick Cheney steps in to say, "Come on, have a heart, any heart." - Jimmy Fallon








Residents Of Trump Tower Fear Terrorism
In fact, in the wake of outrage over Trump's call Monday for a complete halt to Muslims entering the U.S., many residents told The Chicago Tribune that they are uneasy admitting where they live.

"It's been a little embarrassing," said Peter Young, a 44-year-old attorney who has a condo at Trump Tower. "I just say, 'I live on the river.'"









Why don't they stop-and-frisk at Wall St? That's where the real crime is. And the coke, too.- John Fugelsang







No refugees have attacked us but a guy shouting about "baby parts" has. Maybe we need to shut down the GOP debates.- LOLGOP






Brits To Vote Whether To Bar Trump
A petition calling for Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump to be barred from entering the UK has gathered more than 250,000 names, so MPs will have to consider debating it.



Donald Trump has done what Tony Blair and David Cameron couldn't do: He's united all factions in British politics. - Rick Dunham




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5000 Cuban Migrants Stuck In Costa Rica. No One Wants Them.
Belize on Tuesday turned down a proposal by Costa Rica to fly thousands of Cuban migrants trapped in the country to Belize, from which point the migrants could continue their journey northwards to the United States.






Scalia Times His Dissing Of Blacks As Trump Disses Muslims
In the oral arguments Wednesday for a Supreme Court affirmative action case, Justice Antonin Scalia suggested that the policy was hurting minority students by sending them to schools too academically challenging for them.








The White House pastry chef made a 500-pound dark chocolate gingerbread White House. Obama was like, "Uh, but you made a REGULAR gingerbread house for all the OTHER presidents...”- Conan O'Brien



For My Jewish Viewers




Pope Francis is launching a campaign he calls the "Revolution of Tenderness." It’s the first papal decree in history to be named after a Marvin Gaye album.- Conan O'Brien


Me in the morning


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Sorry for the short edition today but it was one of those days!

You do that for me!



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“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.” -Meth Heads



Time To Deflate Photo

I saw this sweet little puppy at the local pulperia (mini-mart). He broke his leg falling from the arms of his owner.

Peace.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Trump rejects criticism of his proposal to ban Muslims




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Trump rejects criticism of his proposal to ban Muslims
Donald Trump on Tuesday stood by his call to block all Muslims from entering the United States, even as the idea was widely condemned by rival Republican presidential candidates, party leaders and others


Trump's Trumpet Crescendoed.  He Hit The Racist/Fascist/Narcissist Note, all at once! The Tea Partiers are dancing and the Republicans have left the building.



So at least this guy who we all agree may new be a new Hitler can get on TV any time he wants.- LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



You know, when Donald Trump is president he’ll go to war with all one billion Muslims worldwide, and it’ll be terrific!- Tea Party Cat




Yep, The Tea Partiers Are Arming Themselves For The Next Civil War! Thanks Trump!
 Gunmaker Smith & Wesson (SWHC)—which clocked in over $500 million in sales last year—up 93% since January.
The company, which is a leading manufacturer of pistols, revolvers, tactical rifles, and black powder firearms, as well as hunting rifles, said in its latest conference call that strong sales are the result of increasing demand.



Finally a Republican brave enough to say, "No, Malala, you can't come in. We're too scared of you in America."- LOLGOP






Republican Shenanigans



Jeb¡ Supporters Trash Rivals
A group supporting Republican Jeb Bush is invoking U.S. national security in a new ad attacking three of Bush's GOP presidential rivals.







There was a big ceremony at the Capitol to unveil a marble statue of Dick Cheney. People said, "Wow, he looks so life-like." And then Cheney said, "Actually, the statue's over there."- Jimmy Fallon






Wayne LaPierre got stuck in traffic but more cars would have prevented that.- John Fugelsang



This Is What Happens When Giant Egos Clash
"Morning Joe" host Joe Scarborough cut to commercial break on Tuesday morning after real-estate mogul Donald Trump wouldn't let him ask questions.











The U.S. Constitution is pretty politically correct. #DumpTrump - Tina Dupuy



Muslims Not Welcome In The Bronx?
Police officers were forced to respond recently after a Muslim girl was reportedly attacked at a Bronx public school, but no official report was filed.








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If men gave birth to babies, there would not be a lot of discussion regarding the right to choose.- Bernie Sanders




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Shootout At The OK Corral ToysRUS
Two men took their dispute outside a Michigan toy store to settle the argument with firearms.
An employee at Toys ‘R’ Us in Flint Township said she heard multiple gunshots about 5 p.m. Monday while working the cash register.









I'd like to be the 1st to thank Donald Trump for doing for Islamophobia what Westboro Baptist Church did for homophobia.- John Fugelsang



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Government Shutdown Showdown Is Over Oil
Congressional Republicans are pressing for an end to the four-decade ban on exporting crude oil and further curbs on President Barack Obama's environmental agenda as part of a sweeping $1.1 trillion spending bill.
Days from a Friday midnight deadline, progress has proven elusive for negotiators...







Russia is planning to build a base on the moon where astronauts will live permanently. When asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless landscape, the Russians said, "No, that's why we want to go to the moon."- Jimmy Fallon







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6 days Until AHNC's 15th Birthday!


Monday, December 7, 2015

Supreme Court Denies Assault Weapon Ban Challenge




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Supreme Court denies assault weapons ban challenge
On Monday morning, the United States Supreme Court denied a potentially significant case on the ability of some Americans to own assault weapons.



It's time to be proactive about guns. I've already got my thoughts and prayers ready for the victims and families of the next mass shooting.- Jeff Tiedrich







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




If the President's speech accomplished nothing else, it created the entertainment value of Rand Paul appearing on CNN this morning to vigorously defend the right of people on the terrorist watch list to purchase guns - .Andy Borowitz







War On Smog
 Beijing issued its first-ever red alert for smog on Monday, urging schools to close and invoking restrictions on factories and traffic that will ...




STEP ONE: Prevent people on Terrorist Watch List from obtaining guns. 
STEP TWO: Put the NRA on the Terrorist Watch List.- Barracks O'Bama Tweet








Donald Trump has seen the newsreel footage of thousands of Muslims cheering the attack on #PearlHarbor.- Jeff Tiedrich



Republican Shenanigans





In New York, Federal authorities have seized 274 pairs of shoes made from endangered species. The shoes were made from rhino horn, crocodile skin, and Jeb Bush supporters. - Conan O'Brien





Nevada Politician Wants To Shoot Refugees
When asked about the Syrian refugees, Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R) said she wanted to fly to Paris and “shoot ’em in the head myself.”













Donald Trump: “I’ll kill terrorists and their families too. And anyone who looks like em or has their religion. It’ll be a yuuuge genocide!”- Tea Party Cat







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Hillary Clinton recently started following a bunch of new people and organizations on Instagram, including the home improvement channel, HGTV. When asked why, Hillary was like, "Oh, I'm getting a new house soon."- Jimmy Fallon



Jimmy Carter Beats Cancer!
Former President Jimmy Carter told his congregation on Sunday that his cancer is gone, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.
Carter, 91, broke the good news during the Sunday School class he teaches at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, Ga.




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You'll never win the lottery, but you can still enjoy a lucrative career as an oil industry-funded climate science skeptic. - John Fugelsang



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FOX Calls Obama a Pussy
Of the many unfortunate responses to President Obama's Sunday night speech on terrorism, one man's has set him apart from the rest. Lt. Col. Ralph Peters joined ​Fox Business​' Stuart Varney and cut right to the chase..."I mean this guy is such a total pussy, it's stunning."






Just heard Jerry Mathers aka Beaver Cleaver say on my radio "healthy prostate improves your sex life!" & now I need meth. - John Fugelsang









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