Thursday, December 3, 2015

Obama calls for gun law changes




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Obama Calls for Gun Law Changes After Latest Mass Shooting in California
President Barack Obama called for stricter firearms laws as after a mass shooting in California that left at least 14 people dead, calling the spate of gun violence in the U.S. "unparalleled" to other countries.



People who want to do something about mass shootings aren't 'exploiting a tragedy' - they're trying to prevent the next one.- John Fugelsang









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We can't stop gun violence but we can stop teens from having sex and adults from saying "Happy holidays."- LOLGOP



Back In Iraq
President Barack Obama said his decision to send more U.S. special forces to combat Islamic State in Iraq is not an indication that the United States is headed for another invasion like the one in 2003 that locked it in a long, violent conflict.








Carnival Barker Reacts To Mass Shooting
Donald Trump managed to find a silver lining in the murder of 14 people in San Bernardino, California, retweeting a fan’s tweet saying that his poll numbers would go up as a result.



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Carly Fiorina Gunsplains
GOP presidential candidate Carly Fiorina said Thursday morning she doesn’t think people on the terrorist watch list should be barred from owning guns because her friend was on the watch list and owned a gun.



Conservatives are being humble when they offer a moment of silence over gun violence. The silence goes on and on.- LOLGOP







In 1989 George H. W. Bush Believed In Global Warming
The memos, stamped “confidential” and kept under wraps for years, portray a White House eager to assert U.S. leadership on climate change. Global warming will have “profound consequences,” one document warns, and the United States “cannot wait” until all scientific questions are resolved before taking action.



Forecasters say El Niño should bring much-needed rain to California. Meanwhile, Donald Trump said if elected president he won’t let El Niño into the country.- Conan O'Brien












Another Government Shutdown?
Congressional Republicans could doom a massive spending bill needed to keep the government running beyond Dec. 11 if they try to fold legislation tightening screening of Syrian refugees into the measure...








Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing.- Conan O'Brien



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I'm so old, I remember when Republicans were basically decent people with different views on economics, and not unhinged psychopaths.- Jeff Tiedrich




Snowball Senator Blames God For Bad Weather
Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe (R), who is heretofore best known for tossing a snowball on the Senate floor to prove it’s too cold outside for there to be such a thing as climate change, now seems to be inching toward accepting it’s real. The caveat is that he says God is causing it.












The Associated Press just announced that they are no longer including Hillary Clinton's maiden name “Rodham” in articles about her, nor will they call her “Mrs. Clinton” anymore. While Republicans have announced that they will no longer call Hillary by the name “Lady Voldemort.”- Jimmy Fallon




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GUN TV Shopping Network Delayed Till After Christmas
The launch of a new home shopping television network dedicated to selling guns has been delayed until 2016.






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Carly Fiorina, If you're such an awesome CEO, why has no one hired you since you ran HP into the ground?- Jeff Tiedrich







Some People Have No Choice But To Eat Contaminated Food
Some 600 million people get sick from eating contaminated food each year, and around 420,000 die, the World Health Organization said Thursday, adding that young children account for nearly one third of those deaths.



In the spirit of Mark Zuckerberg, I'm pledging to give away 99% of my college debt.- Warren Holstein







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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Anyone have a spare straight jacket?




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Trump on terrorists: 'You have to take out their families'
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump suggested Wednesday that the families of terrorists ought to be targeted in the fight against Islamic militants.



"Trump says what we think" - people who don't think.- John Fugelsang







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Report: Iraqis think that the US is in cahoots with ISIS. While the US is shocked that any Iraqi uses the word “cahoots.”- Erik Bransteen







General Says ISIS Is Not Contained
The United States has "not contained" the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS), the nation's top military officer said Tuesday, contradicting President Obama's remarks last month about the terror group.
"We have not contained" ISIS, Marine Gen. Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told lawmakers at a House Armed Services Committee hearing








The Planned Parenthood shooter said 'No more baby parts;' which makes this a terrorist attack we all can blame on a video.- John Fugelsang




This News Article Could Be From Today, But It's From 1986.
At least 100 people have died after USA planes bombed targets in the Libyan capital, Tripoli, and the Benghazi region...The Syrian based terrorist group, Arab Revolutionary Cells, has announced on Lebanese radio that it will target both British and American interests.



Cool. The GOP frontunner has been lying about thousands and thousands of American Muslims for well over a week now.- LOLGOP








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At this point, you have to believe Jeb Bush's donors are just paying to watch him wince in public.- LOLGOP








STOP THE PRESSES: REPUBLICAN TELLS TRUTH!
With yet another budget showdown and possible government closure looming next month in the nation’s capital, a freshman U.S. senator warned his colleagues recently, “The people despise us all … because we’re not doing the job we were sent here to do.”  







Jeb Says Hillary's Life Revolves Around Politics. Yes, Jeb BUSH Said That!
Former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-Fla.) said late Tuesday that Hillary Clinton’s email scandal is unsurprising, given her laser-like focus on political advancement.
“Hillary Clinton’s life revolves around her political ambitions and that’s why she changes her views based on the public sentiment of the here and now,” he told The Des Moines Register.








Health Insurance companies are the parasite and American people are the host.- John Fugelsang







NY Police Officer Defecates At Mosques. Yes, He's For Trump!
A sheriff's patrol officer who is being  investigated for an anti-Muslim post on his Facebook page has been placed on administrative leave, with pay, according to the Hudson County Sheriff's Office.








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This would be a good time for Andrew Jackson to give up his seat on the $20 bill for Rosa Parks.- John Fugelsang




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The Very First Pollution Olympics!
Olympic sailor Erik Heil floated a novel idea to protect himself from the sewage-infested waters he and other athletes will compete in during next year's games: He'd wear plastic overalls and peel them off when he was safely past the contaminated waters nearest shore.








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USA's 20 wealthiest ppl own more wealth than the bottom 152 million Americans; aka Reaganomics is still working.- John Fugelsang








This Should Be Interesting
Fox News chairman and CEO Roger Ailes isn't amused by ABC's plans for a comedy called Fair and Balanced. The show, from ABC and Lionsgate, stars Kal Penn as a journalist who aspires to work for NPR, but instead takes a job at a cable news network that resembles Fox News Channel.





I once got pepper sprayed while Black Friday shopping in Walmart and I can honestly say it enhanced the experience.- John Fugelsang








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AllHatNoCattle Will Be 15 On December 14!
Time Flies When Having A Good Time.
Thank You To All My Fabulous Viewers! 


Tuesday, December 1, 2015

What War On Women?




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There have been over 5000 violent incidents targeting abortion clinics
Anti-abortion incidents as violent as Friday’s shooting which left three people dead at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs are rare – more often, activists choose “disruption” tactics, according to figures from the National Abortion Federation (NAF).



Poor women get hounded like criminals to get basic health care but we're supposed to be worried about Christmas' feelings.- LOLGOP







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Christians and Muslims are brothers and sisters, and we must act as such.- Pope Francis








The 2nd Amendment Gives Citizens The Power To Be Judge, Jury And Executioner!
A 21-year-old college student has been arrested for threatening to “execute aproximately (sic) 16 white male students and or staff” at the University of Chicago, and then “any number of white policemen,” to avenge the fatal shooting of Laquan McDonald, according to a criminal complaint and affidavit filed in U.S. District Court in Chicago.




Abortion since 2010
-30% in Hawaii, thanks to health insurance & affordable contraception
+12% in pro-life Louisiana. - The Daily Edge







So Republicans think we can stop teenagers from having sex but trying to limit pollution is impossible.- LOLGOP



Republican Shenanigans




BREAKING: Carly Fiorina sues Planned Parenthood shooter Robert Lewis Dear for plagiarism after his rant about “baby parts”.- Tea Party Cat








GOP Base Is Playing Musical Chairs
Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas) is rising as Ben Carson falls — especially in Iowa, where the Feb. 1 caucuses are a pivotal test for conservative hopefuls in the 2016 race. 








Then Trump came for the disabled but he said he didn't remember doing it so we were like that's cool the libturds just probably made it up.- LOLGOP







Which Planned Parenthood Would Jesus Shoot Up?- Tea Party Cat



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Donald Trump Makes Fun Of Bernie's Surgery
Donald Trump joked Monday that Bernie Sanders needed hernia surgery because of the heft of the tax hikes his campaign proposals would carry.
Sanders, the Vermont senator and Democratic presidential contender, was off the campaign trail Monday to have outpatient hernia surgery at George Washington University.







Fox News just reported that the turkey Obama pardoned flew to Syria and is now fighting for ISIS. #ThanksObama - Mike Morse Tweet




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China Is Experiencing The Pollution The USA Had
It's bleak in Beijing, where residents are ordered to stay indoors due to suffocating smog levels.
Air pollution in the Chinese capital is so bad that visibility has in some places fallen to less than several hundred yards.



Planned Parenthood Republicans rhetoric not to blame? Really? What other kind of clinics need safe rooms and bullet-proof vests?- Kona Lowell







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To compensate for their lack of experience, Trump and Carson promise to surround themselves with experts. George W Bush did that.- Kona Lowell









Is It A Bird? A Plane? No, It's A Drone!
Amazon drones are almost ready to deliver most items in less than 30 minutes, but it's just waiting on one more thing...regulatory approval.











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AllHatNoCattle will 15 years old on December 14.
Where did the time go?