Monday, August 3, 2015

Koch warns conservatives must demand smaller government


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Koch warns conservatives must demand smaller government
Billionaire industrialist Charles Koch warned America is "done for" if the conservative donors and politicians he gathered at a retreat over the weekend  don't rally others to their cause of demanding a smaller, less-intrusive government.




Conservatives don't really wanna get rid of Liberals.  Then who would fix their economies and end their wars? - Tea Pain Tweet











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





With the first debate just days away, GOP hopefuls are busy scrubbing their brains of math, science and geography.- Andy Borowitz










The Donald Would Quack Like A Duck If Waterboarded
Donald Trump opened the door to torturing terrorism suspects if he's elected president, telling ABC News Sunday that waterboarding "doesn't sound very severe" given the barbarism of ISIS.




My favorite Bible story was that time Jesus deported all the Samaritans, blessed the rich, and then lectured the poor for being lazy.- Tea Party Cat








Republican Shenanigans





Rick Perry Trying To Out Trump Trump
Former Gov. Rick Perry‘s (R-TX) appearance on Fox News Sunday was dominated by Trump talk, as the Republican candidate has become known as the fiercest critic of the celebrity billionaire and his over-the-top rhetoric...“I will not be quiet,” Perry said on multiple occasions, “I will not back down,”...









The federally funded services Planned Parenthood offers prevent abortions, unlike Republicans.- LOLGOP














GOP Still Messing With Voting Rights, For A Good Reason, It Works!
When George W. Bush became the first person to lose the popular vote and still take the White House since 1888 — with huge assists from Jeb Bush, John Roberts, Ted Cruz, and the Supreme Court — it proved to conservatives that it was too easy to vote in America.




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Remember Darren Wilson? He Answers His Door Incognito.
A New Yorker profile of the police officer who shot unarmed teen Michael Brown to death in Ferguson, Missouri revealed that he is living in virtual anonymity and is deeply incurious about the larger events around the killing and the unrest that it spawned.







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Is Chris Christie In The Mafia Or Politics?
A Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie said over the weekend that the national teachers union deserved a “punch in the face” because it had become the most destructive force in America’s education system.






WSJ poll confirms that the more racist, sexist, policy-free & hypocritical Trump gets, the more primary voters like him.  Any questions?- John Fugelsang





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Beijing to host 2022 Winter Olympics, which is possible since pollution will blot out the sun by then and plunge them into permanent winter.- Tea Party Cat





Obama Irritates Climate Deniers
The Obama administration unveiled a major climate change plan on Sunday aimed at a large reduction in greenhouse gas emissions from the nation's coal-burning power plants. On Monday, President Barack Obama will begin selling it to the public at a White House event.











Puerto Rico Needs Tourism
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — Most tables are empty at Walter Martin's coffee shop in San Juan's colonial district. His brow is furrowed with concern and glistens with sweat in the sweltering Caribbean morning.




The Internet manages to show how far Homo Sapiens have come while simultaneously showing how far they haven't. - John Fugelsang








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A Big Thanks To Carl For The New Logo Design! I added a few of my touches. I hope ya'll like it!

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Time To Deflate Photo



The Hidden Town of Monemvasia, Greece. Photo by the municipality of Monemvasia. Visit Greece and help them out of their debt!


Peace.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Huckabee Floats Plan To Deploy U.S. Troops To Stop Women From Getting Abortions




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Huckabee Floats Plan To Deploy U.S. Troops To Stop Women From Getting Abortions
Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said at a campaign stop on Thursday that he would consider sending federal troops or the Federal Bureau of Investigation to stop abortions.




BREAKING: Planned Parenthood announces they’ll provide erectile dysfunction pills and do prostate exams. House GOP votes to triple funding.- Tea Party Cat











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Scott Walker warned Iran that if he becomes president he may bomb them on Inauguration Day. And that’s if he’s in a good mood.- Will Durst











"A well unregulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
Police at Stone Mountain Park in Georgia greeted hundreds of Confederate flag supporters — as well as armed militia members — at the popular park on Saturday, with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reporting that traffic was backed up for miles this morning.






Actual quote from Jeb Bush about the debate: "I'll be showing up with my big boy pants on."
Anyone who uses the phrase "big boy pants" should be automatically disqualified for the Presidency.- Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans




FROM 2014






While Donald Trump leads the Republican field by a wide margin right now, he seems to be unelectable. The same poll shows him losing to Hillary Clinton by 12 points. Losing to Joe Biden by 12 points. Losing by 8 points to Bernie Sanders. He's 5 points behind Bill Cosby.- Jimmy Kimmel







Ann Coulter Wants To Head Homeland Security
ICYMI: Ann Coulter is a huge fan of Donald Trump and his surge in the Republican primary polls. So much so that she appears to be angling for a position in his inevitable cabinet.













"Donald Trump's children released a statement this week calling their father a 'true visionary and a great mentor.' And Trump released a statement calling his kids 'suck-ups' and 'not the best.'" –Seth Meyers
















You want a state that controls our bodies, where women are forced to have rapists' babies, where miscarriages are crimes. That's not America. - LOLGOP





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You hear less about Hillary Clinton, she's not giving a lot of interviews because I think she's looking at everyone else who's running for president, and she's thinking, “If I keep my mouth shut, I think I've got this thing.”- Seth Myers





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GOP is a party with all Jokers and no Batman.- Tina Dupuy




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Throughout much of The Bible God tends to solve his problems by smiting people. That's how we know He's a man.- John Fugelsang




The Results Of The Big Business Of Trophy Hunting
Cecil the lion's brother Jericho has been shot dead in Zimbabwe by illegal hunters, a local conservation group said Saturday.
"It is with huge disgust and sadness that we have just been informed that Jericho, Cecil's brother has been killed at 4pm today," Johnny Rodrigues, head of the Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force, said in a statement. "We are absolutely heartbroken











Hillary also said today that her greatest strength is her passionate commitment to helping people. For instance, there was that time in 2008 when she helped a young black man from Chicago become president.- Seth Myers










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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo


Europe sparkling at night. Photo/NASA

Peace.

Friday, July 31, 2015

I think this is the person running my Internet connection






I've had about an hour of Internet time since yesterday afternoon. And I blame the man above.

I will post a weekend edition as the Internet connection permits. I hope AHNC's new executive suite has a better connection.



For the youngsters out there...



Peace and harmony.