All Hat No Cattle: Huckabee Floats Plan To Deploy U.S. Troops To Stop Women From Getting Abortions

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Huckabee Floats Plan To Deploy U.S. Troops To Stop Women From Getting Abortions
Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said at a campaign stop on Thursday that he would consider sending federal troops or the Federal Bureau of Investigation to stop abortions.

BREAKING: Planned Parenthood announces they’ll provide erectile dysfunction pills and do prostate exams. House GOP votes to triple funding.- Tea Party Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Scott Walker warned Iran that if he becomes president he may bomb them on Inauguration Day. And that’s if he’s in a good mood.- Will Durst

"A ~~well~~ unregulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
Police at Stone Mountain Park in Georgia greeted hundreds of Confederate flag supporters — as well as armed militia members — at the popular park on Saturday, with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reporting that traffic was backed up for miles this morning.

Actual quote from Jeb Bush about the debate: "I'll be showing up with my big boy pants on."
Anyone who uses the phrase "big boy pants" should be automatically disqualified for the Presidency.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

FROM 2014

While Donald Trump leads the Republican field by a wide margin right now, he seems to be unelectable. The same poll shows him losing to Hillary Clinton by 12 points. Losing to Joe Biden by 12 points. Losing by 8 points to Bernie Sanders. He's 5 points behind Bill Cosby.- Jimmy Kimmel

Ann Coulter Wants To Head Homeland Security
ICYMI: Ann Coulter is a huge fan of Donald Trump and his surge in the Republican primary polls. So much so that she appears to be angling for a position in his inevitable cabinet.

"Donald Trump's children released a statement this week calling their father a 'true visionary and a great mentor.' And Trump released a statement calling his kids 'suck-ups' and 'not the best.'" –Seth Meyers

You want a state that controls our bodies, where women are forced to have rapists' babies, where miscarriages are crimes. That's not America. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Some Democratic bundlers step up Draft Biden efforts amid signs VP may be edging closer to 2016 run

You hear less about Hillary Clinton, she's not giving a lot of interviews because I think she's looking at everyone else who's running for president, and she's thinking, “If I keep my mouth shut, I think I've got this thing.”- Seth Myers

GOP is a party with all Jokers and no Batman.- Tina Dupuy

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Throughout much of The Bible God tends to solve his problems by smiting people. That's how we know He's a man.- John Fugelsang

The Results Of The Big Business Of Trophy Hunting
Cecil the lion's brother Jericho has been shot dead in Zimbabwe by illegal hunters, a local conservation group said Saturday.
"It is with huge disgust and sadness that we have just been informed that Jericho, Cecil's brother has been killed at 4pm today," Johnny Rodrigues, head of the Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force, said in a statement. "We are absolutely heartbroken

Hillary also said today that her greatest strength is her passionate commitment to helping people. For instance, there was that time in 2008 when she helped a young black man from Chicago become president.- Seth Myers