More Americans Are Comfortable With A Gay Presidential Candidate Than With An Evangelical One

More Americans Are Comfortable With A Gay Presidential Candidate Than With An Evangelical One
More Americans feel comfortable with a presidential candidate who identifies as gay or lesbian than with one who identifies as an evangelical Christian, according to a new poll.
The latest WSJ/NBC poll listed a series of qualities...




It would be terrible if Republicans had to pay any consequences for spending the last two decades alienating Latinos.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Texas invasion? U.S. army fights ‘Jade Helm’ conspiracy theories
• German spies curb Internet snooping for U.S. after row: media
• Saudi Arabia offers five-day Yemen ceasefire
• Iraqi journalist shot dead by unknown assailant
• China warns Philippine military planes away from disputed sea area: Manila

It is difficult to get a man to understand Obama isn't invading Texas , when he's capable of believing that Obama is invading Texas.- LOLGOP

Obama Throws Netanyahu A Peace Sign
The White House said on Thursday that President Barack Obama looks forward to working with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his new governing coalition.







3% of climate scientists think Obama is invading Texas.- LOLGOP

FYI: If you think government can "fix culture," you don't believe in smaller government.- LOLGOP

Evangelical Christians: Kill All Them Muslims And Let God Sort Them Out
A leading Evangelical magazine is calling for the destruction of Islam. It's not the outlier we might like to think
Recently, Charisma magazine, a major media outlet for evangelical and Pentecostal Christians, published an open call to genocide.





Fox Weather Report: Mostly gloomy with a 60% chance of Apocalypse.- TeaPainUSA Tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Marco Rubio’s Plan to Build a Holy Hollywood in Florida
• Meet The Tea Party's New Favorite Candidate
• Twitter blocks promoted tweets by notorious white supremacist
• ‘You want her to die!': Hannity clashes with Islamic extremist over anti-Muslim activist Pamela Geller
• Poll: Jeb Bush trails most of Republican field in Iowa

Jeb also invested  taxpayer money in Enron.
It was all lost.

WTF NEWS: Jeb Bush Invested Florida Taxpayer Money In Porn
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush is coming under scrutiny from social conservatives for investing taxpayer money in a company with ties to pornography.
The former Florida governor invested $1.3 million from the state’s pension fund...











Republicans will admit that they were wrong about Obamacare right around the time the Bush tax breaks began to work.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• President Obama plows ahead on trade with plans to visit Nike, defying critics
• Hillary Clinton Shows New Willingness to Tackle Risky Issues

The same gub'ment that couldn't create an insurance website is about to launch a massive, meticulous invasion of Texas. #JadeHelm15. - TeaPainUSA Tweet

So When Do The Layoffs Begin At The N.S.A.?
 A federal appeals court on Thursday revived a challenge to a controversial National Security Agency program that collected the records of millions of Americans' phone calls, saying the program was not authorized by Congress.

#YouMightBeARepublican if you think peace with Iran is more worrying than cops shooting unarmed Americans dead on a daily basis. - The Daily Edge

Business/Tech News

• Oil rally snaps as ample supplies outweigh U.S. stock draw
• Jobless claims hover near 15-year low, boost growth outlook
• Emirates airline annual profit jumps 40 percent
• Your Winter Vegetables: Brought to You by California's Very Last Drops of Water

16+ million Americans gained health insurance as we've experienced the best job creation of the century JUST LIKE MITT ROMNEY WARNED US. - LOLGOP

$16 An Hour Minimum Wage
 Emmeryville, a small city in the San Francisco Bay Area, has given initial approval to the nation's highest minimum wage by setting baseline pay at $16 an hour in 2019, with gradual increases leading up to that level.




So wait - the Hamburglar steals McDonald's food products, preventing kids from eating them, and he's a bad guy?- John Fugelsang

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The Beatles Next To Their Grown Sons

Odd News

• Divorce trial in U.S. causes cooking gas shortage in Costa Rica
• Bandits steal monitoring equipment from Turrialba Volcano
• Oregon teacher arrested for using Tesla coil to burn ‘I heart mom’ on students’ arms
• The secret to a good bee beard: Queen bee and Vaseline
• Pirate Captain Kidd's 'treasure' found in Madagascar

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Tabacon Hot Springs, In Costa Rica.

Peace.

Conservatives Keep Pouring Fuel On The Texas Takeover Fire

Conservatives Keep Pouring Fuel On The Texas Takeover Fire
The Pentagon has no plans to stage a military takeover of the Lone Star state. There are no tunnels covertly being constructed under West Texas' shuttered Wal-Mart stores.
So why are the fringes of the Internet still abuzz with rumors that the U.S. military is on the cusp of imposing martial law in "hostile" Texas under the guise of a training exercise dubbed "Jade Helm 15"?




I hope Jade Helm 15 is actually a secret military plan to build six dozen abortion clinics in Texas.- Jessie Berney Tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Officials Look for Links Between IS, Texas Attack Gunmen
• Kerry hopes to win pause in Yemen war as he heads to talks
• Report: 2.2 million Iraqis displaced by Islamic State group
• US due to stop managing Afghan airspace by end of June
• Ukraine says five soldiers killed as talks resume over truce
• Obama expected to push for Gulf missile defense at U.S. summit

God told Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and Jeb Bush to run for President b/c God loves us and wants us to laugh.- John Fugelsang

Uh, Oh, The Right Wing Won't Like This
A nuclear agreement will allow Iran to become the number one energy player in the Middle East and herald major opportunities for foreign companies, top Iranian officials said Wednesday




No matter how bad life may seem, just remind yourself: if Republicans had their way this would be year 7 of a McCain-Palin administration. - The Daily Edge

Republican Shenanigans

• Pam Geller lashes out at critics: You’re saying the ‘pretty girl caused her own rape’
• ‘Men should be able to veto abortions': Fox News host gripes that women want ‘all the control’
• Nebraska Woman Sues Gays On Behalf Of God And Jesus
• Virginia GOPer Suggests Snarling Police Dogs Could Solve Baltimore Violence
• Walmart To Texas Wingnuts: We’re Not Building Secret Tunnels So China Can Come Kill You

Mike Huckabee blamed contraception for Newtown.  Some might blame lack of access to contraception for Mike Huckabee.- John Fugelsang

West Virginia Senator Mocks Texas GOP
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) said during an interview on Wednesday's "Morning Joe" that West Virginia, unlike Texas, would welcome military training exercises that have led to widespread conspiracy theories in several western states.
"Let me just say this. I want to make news right now," Manchin said. "I don't know what's going on in Texas. I don't know the paranoia that goes on in Texas, but the people in West Virginia welcome, welcome the special forces exercises. Please come to West Virginia. We'll welcome you with open arms. We're not afraid of you. We embrace you, we want you to be part of us."




Shorter Carly Fiorina: I'm 2016's Michele Bachmann!- Tina Dupuy

Rock The Voter News

• Bill Clinton on 'Clinton Cash' case: 'It won't fly'
• 1.5 Million Missing Black Men

Colorado Governor Won't Comment on Jade Helm 15 Probably Because He Is Laughing Too Hard
Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper's (D) office told TPM on Wednesday that he was not commenting on a military training exercise set to take place in his state that has spawned multiple fringe conspiracy theories.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Plan Plagued by Website Glitches.- Andy Borowitz

Ben Carson - because getting non-millionaires to vote for policies that only help millionaires isn't brain surgery.- John Fugelsang






Business/Tech News

• Oil hits $60; get ready for 'frack counterattack' 
• Saudi Arabia unveils new Kingdom Tower
• SurveyMonkey CEO died of head trauma in exercise accident
• Monopoly board game gets an offshore oil twist as Halliburton replaces Boardwalk
• Private firms added 169000 jobs in April, missing forecasts

If Carly Fiorina can do for American voters what she did for HP jobs then we'll all get to move to India.- JohnFugelsang

North Carolina Water Poisoning
North Carolina officials are warning more residents living near Duke Energy's coal ash pits that it's not safe to drink or cook with their well water after tests showed contamination levels that is raising health concerns.




I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, “Thanks, Bo Obama.”- Jimmy Fallon

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Odd News

• What Frida wore: the artist's wardrobe locked up for 50 years – in pictures
• Florida mother held hostage uses online pizza order to ask for help
• Austrian baker causes stir with 'tasteless' 9/11 cake
• Czech club criticized over plans to use lie detectors on players
• TV Station Refuses To Comment On UFO Over San Diego

Time To Deflate Photo

Devil's pool in Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe

Peace.

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Texas Shooting

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Texas Shooting
Islamic State claimed responsibility for an attack on a Muhammad cartoon art fair in Texas on Sunday. Georgia State University’s Anthony Lemieux explains on the News Hub.




Carly Fiorina already knows how to stop ISIS - by buying the whole organization and then laying them off.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Pentagon: No Texas takeover plot
• Anti-Islam Activist Pam Geller Compares Herself To Rosa Parks (VIDEO) 
• Garland, Texas is a hotbed for anti-Muslim bigotry
• 'Crime against humanity on a daily basis' in Aleppo, Amnesty warns
• Saudi suspends flights at airport along Yemen border
• Ethiopian Jews' protests draw attention to racism in Israel
• Ukraine Crisis Opens Up Wiggle Room For Lukashenka

Republicans Lied And Distorted Benghazi? Of Course!
Former Deputy CIA Director Michael Morell said Republicans politicized and repeatedly distorted the agency's analysis of the 2012 Benghazi attacks.
The allegation that the U.S. military and CIA officers "were ordered to stand down and not come to the rescue of their comrades" is not true, Morell wrote in his book The Great War of Our Time, set for release later this month.





FOX NEWS CORRECTION: THE FOOTAGE WE JUST SHOWED OF BALTIMORE WAS ACTUALLY FROM THE FALL OF SAIGON. - LOLGOP

Poor Rand Paul. He isn't even the most unglued doctor in the GOP primary anymore. #BenCarson - LOLGOP





Ben Carson Quote

Republican Shenanigans

• Carly Fiorina failed to register this domain.
• Huckabee to announce White House plans
• Republican Claims Pot Enhances Psychosis And Schizophrenia
• Fox: We’ve ‘Gone Six Years With Almost No Criticism Of The President.’
• Poll: Jeb Bush Leads Republican Presidential Field, Marco Rubio Second
• Trump: I'm All For Free Speech, But Anti-Islam Cartoon Contest Was 'DUMB!'

Carly Fiorina: "I'm a forward-thinking tech CEO ready to lead the country as soon as I get my domain name back"- The Daily Edge Tweet

Republicans Arguing With Each Other Is Strangely Satisfying
Bill O'Reilly argued with fellow Fox News host Megyn Kelly on Monday's "The O'Reilly Factor" about the shooting that occurred Sunday at a Muhammad cartoon contest in Garland, Texas.





Weird. The same people who think big oil has their best interests in mind also believe a class can teach teenagers to not have sex.- LOLGOP





Another Ben Carson Quote

Mitt Romney Is Miffed At Hillary
Hillary Clinton recently delivered a thoughtful speech in response to protests and rioting in Baltimore, in which she denounced “mass incarceration.” Mitt Romney is not happy about this. Appearing on Fox News, the former Republican candidate expressed his apparent belief that Hillary Clinton is now opposed to having laws...






@CarlyFiorina Your party doesn't even think women should be president of their own uteruses. - OhNoSheTwitnt Tweet

Rock The Voter News

• Obama announces Marine general as Joint Chiefs chairman
• Jon Stewart mocks ‘lone star lunatics’ and ‘Dallas d*cks’ paranoia about Jade Helm ‘Texas takeover’

Fox News apologizes for false police shooting report, assures that no black people could have possibly been watching its broadcast. - LOLGOP

Hillary Leads All GOP Candidates
A new NBC News poll reveals that the Republican attempts to stop Hillary Clinton have failed as the Democratic frontrunner leads every Republican presidential candidate.

According to the GOP candidates for president, Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for "Secure the Border."- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

• US trade deficit largest since 2008 as imports surge
• US Airlines collected $3.5 billion in baggage fees
• Republican presidents flunk the economy: 11 reasons why America does worse under the GOP

Allah Sets Oil Prices! Who Knew?
With speculation rife over how long Saudi Arabia is content to see oil prices slump, the country's oil minister told CNBC that only Allah knows where prices are heading.
Influential Saudi Oil Minister, Ali Al-Naimi, told CNBC Tuesday that "no one can set the price of oil - it's up to Allah." 

If I were a Fairy Godmother, all I'd do is throw myself down in front of working people about to enroll in for-profit colleges.- LOLGOP

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Odd News

• Air Force General Resigns After Saying Officers Looked 'Drunker Than 10,000 Indians'
• Where's all the carbon going? Fjords, study finds
• 150-year-old Mark Twain stories discovered by Berkeley scholars
• Police: New Jersey man adds gasoline, lighter fluid to cake
• Italian astronaut brews, sips first fresh espresso in space

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Giant Sequoias in Yosemite National Park, California. Photography by UrbanTree

Peace.