LA Clippers Owner to GF: Don't Bring Black People to My Games

LA Clippers Owner to GF: Don't Bring Black People to My Games 

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling told his GF he does NOT want her bringing black people to his games ... including Magic Johnson ... and it's ALL on tape.
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Is it really fair that we tape racists in private or Sarah Palin in public?- LOLGOP


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The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• 50 killed in bomb attack on rally, police and troops voting in Iraq
• Egypt sentences 683 to death in mass trial over Islamist riots
• US, EU hit Russia with new sanctions over Ukraine
• Texas teen arrested after taking assault rifle, handguns to school

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Uh Oh. Don't Use Internet Explorer

The U.S. Department of Homeland security is advising Americans not to use the Internet Explorer Web browser until a fix is found for a serious security flaw that came to light over the weekend.

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Sarah Palin's water-boarding as Baptism line is literally Spanish Inquisition schtick.- LOLGOP

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Republican Shenanigans

• ‘Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists:’ Sarah Palin throws red meat at NRA annual meeting
• Republican US Rep. Grimm of NY indicted on fraud charges
• Clergy sue North Carolina over same-sex weddings, cite religious freedom
• Eric Cantor confronts Republican infighting
• Conservatives Called Him A Democrat, But Sterling Is Registered Republican
• Sterling's wife describes alleged mistress as gold digger in lawsuit

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Racist's Daughter Blames Media

Cliven Bundy doesn't think Fox News host Sean Hannity "abandoned" him in the wake of his racist, pro-slavery rant, but one of the Nevada rancher's daughters thinks otherwise.

Shiree Bundy Cox on Thursday took aim at conservatives who rallied and amplified her father's cause on national television only to abandon him after the media "turned this into a circus side show."

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If you're looking for the "pro-lifers," they were busy this weekend celebrating guns and torture.- LOLGOP

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Rock The Voter News

• Homeland Security struggles to tempt, retain cyber talent
• Majority of Colorado voters say legal pot has been good for state: poll
• SEC probing New Jersey Governor Christie's transport funding: report

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NO MORE DrivingWhileBlack or DrivingWhileHispanic?

The U.S. Justice Department on Monday said it will begin collecting data on stops, searches and arrests made in five U.S. cities to weed out possible racial biases within the criminal justice system.

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I'm glad the NRA got together to talk about the 19,000 gun suicides each year. Gun owners gotta be concerned about that. Oh, didn't come up.- LOLGOP

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Business News

• Stocks slip on slide in US growth shares, oil prices fall
• Toyota to Relocate US Operations to Texas --Update
• Supreme Court to Consider Case on Rescinding Mortgage Loans 
• Detroit reaches labor deal with city unions

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LA Clipper Sponsors

The Chumash Casino, the presenting sponsor of the Los Angeles Clippers, jumped ship Monday along with used car dealership chain CarMax and airline Virgin America as advertisers pondered their partnerships with the team in the wake of racist remarks allegedly made by owner Donald Sterling.

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The only sponsor Donald Sterling has left is his wife.

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I can dream, can't I?

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Odd News

• Laughter may be the best medicine for age-related memory loss
• Unique Crystals: Newfound Purple-Pink Mineral Is Like No Other
• Gee wizz: Man’s roadside bathroom break uncovers an ancient Chinese artifact
• U.S. high school graduation rate reaches record 80 percent
• Spain might pass law that would make children do chores and ‘be respectful’

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Time To Deflate Photo

The Magic Mirror

Peace.

Louisiana proposes law that would overrule brain-dead pregnant women’s families

Louisiana proposes law that would overrule brain-dead pregnant women’s families

A Louisiana lawmaker has proposed a bill that would compel doctors and hospitals to use life support to keep a brain-dead pregnant woman alive until the birth of her child, regardless of her family’s wishes.



“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?” 
― George Carlin

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• 11 Killed at Iraq Campaign Rally for Shiite Group
• Obama Says He'd Save a Drowning Putin
• Obama: North Korea will gain nothing by making threats

"Evil Vladimir Putin said this about President Obama. He said, 'If I were drowning, I think President Obama would rescue me.' And I thought: Well, give that a try." –David Letterman







The Putin Effect

The ax has fallen: Standard & Poor’s Friday cut Russia’s credit rating one notch to triple-B-minus, leaving it just above junk status—and with a negative outlook to boot.

Republican Shenanigans

• State GOP asks Ervin to stop calling himself Republican
• Fox host rips Chris Christie’s anti-weed stance: Obesity kills more people than pot
• KY reporter’s hidden camera catches Tea Party candidate lying about cockfighting rally
• SC GOP candidate: Women cause ’95 percent’ of divorces by loving their kids too much
• Stephen Colbert sings ‘The Ballad of Cliven Bundy’ for Fox News’s fallen folk hero

Bundy Blames MLK For His Racism

Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy claimed during a Friday interview on CNN that he didn’t understand the bipartisan outrage over his recent comments suggesting the "Negro people" were “better off” as slaves, and blamed the perception that he's racist on Martin Luther King Jr. for not finishing “his job.”

The big difference between gun rights and voting rights, of course, is that someone is actually coming for your vote. - LOLGOP

Preachy Christians Can Dish It Out But.....

Itinerant evangelists are upset that an anthropology professor at the University of Connecticut mocked their brimstone-and-hellfire mode of preaching the gospel on Tuesday.

Don Karns of Hampton, Virginia told Christian News Network that the performance by James Boster, a professor of anthropology, was “very unbecoming.”

“He asked me if I had accepted Darwin as my lord and savior,” Karns said. “He was very demonstrative.”

Rock The Voter News

• Obama wraps up Japan visit but no trade deal
• Holder to remain U.S. attorney general through November elections at least

"Hillary Clinton is going to be a grandmother. She's very excited about it. She's home right now knitting a tiny pantsuit." –David Letterman

California Drought

A prolonged period of below-average rainfall has put the entire state of California under some level of drought, ranging in severity from moderate to exceptional, for the first time in 15 years.



Today the Pentagon announced they are going to spend millions shooting clouds with super-lasers to create more precipitation. It's in The Washington Post newspaper. A newspaper is like a blog except everything is from yesterday.- Craig Ferguson

Business News

• Oil set for worst week since mid-March
• Baltic states lead push to cut Russia gas reliance
• Canada still betting the U.S. will approve Keystone XL
• Consumer confidence jumps to 9-month high
• First lady gets resume from girl with jobless dad
• 1 in 13 US schoolkids takes psych meds

Halliburton To Public: Go Frack Yourself

The oil and gas industry supplier Halliburton isn’t committing to disclose the chemicals in hydraulic fracturing fluid, after a major competitor made a surprise announcement to do so.

While he was in Japan today, President Obama visited a science museum, where he played soccer with a robot. Joe Biden is negotiating with the prime minister in Ukraine, and Obama is playing soccer with a robot. It's like the White House version of "Freaky Friday." - Jimmy Fallon

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Contact me: lisa@allhatnocattle.net

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Odd News

• Carisa Ruscak, 14.5-Pound Baby, Born In Massachusetts
• Woman suing hotel for $1 million after falling off one of their bar stools
• Ohio woman accused of robbing toy from baby's grave turns herself in
• Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina: Cops
• Releasing 1.5 Million Balloons Into The Air Is A Bad Idea

Time To Deflate Photo

I don't know if this is photoshopped or not but I would love to be crashed by a wave.

Peace.

Cliven Bundy denies making pro-slavery comments, then repeats them

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Cliven Bundy denies making pro-slavery comments, then repeats them

Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy denied he was a racist Thursday after The New York Times quoted him unfavorably comparing social programs to slavery.

“I didn’t say nothing about picking cotton,” Bundy told Alex Jones on his radio program.

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People are going to feel pretty sorry for calling Cliven Bundy a racist when they find out he's a huge fan of George Zimmerman's art.- LOLGOP

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The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Suicide Attack in Iraq Kills at Least 11 People
• US May Charge Ex-Blackwater Guard With Murder for Iraq Massacre
• Activists say Syrian airstrikes in north kill 27
• Navy: Ex-Blue Angels leader condoned lewd behavior
• U.S. Army plans to remove about 2,000 officers due to budget cuts

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Putin Plummets Stock

President Vladimir Putin on Thursday called the Internet a CIA project and made comments about Russia’s biggest search engine Yandex, sending the company’s shares plummeting.

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It's good that Republican politicians realize they already have the "better off under slavery" vote locked up. - LOLGOP

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Republican Shenanigans

• Republicans break up with Hispanics
• NH lawmaker: Women deserve less pay because they don’t work hard like men
• Pat Robertson: Stop the church-state separation ‘nonsense’ before atheists take over everything
• Property records cast doubt on Cliven Bundy's ancestral rights

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The newest definition of insanity is electing a different Bush and expecting different results. - LOLGOP


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Homes For Sale: Built On Ancient Burial Grounds!

Archaeologists and Native Americans are clashing over Indian remains and artifacts that were excavated during a construction project in the San Francisco Bay Area and then reburied at an undisclosed location, a newspaper reported.

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Rock The Voter News

• Obama rejects notion that trade deal is in danger

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Cliven Bundy - a white deadbeat complains about black handouts.  Congrats, Hannity - you built this.- John Fugelsang

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Tornado Alert

Spring 2014 has been a quiet tornado season thus far, but that's about to change this weekend, if the predicted forecasts that meteorologists are looking at hold true. Weather experts say conditions are lining up for a series of powerful tornadoes to hit an area ranging between Tennessee and Texas from Saturday through Monday. The National Weather Service predicts a "significant multi-day severe event" in the South plains on Sunday, moving into the Mississippi Valley on Monday.

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Business News

• Oil prices recoup earlier losses on Ukraine woes
• US oil stockpiles hit record amid production boom
• FDA wants cigarette regulations expanded to cover e-cigarettes and hookahs
• Amped-up ear implant helps to re-grow auditory nerves

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A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited — I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces.- Jimmy Fallon

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Not In His Backyard!

As ExxonMobil’s CEO, it’s Rex Tillerson’s job to promote the hydraulic fracturing enabling the recent oil and gas boom, and fight regulatory oversight. The oil company is the biggest natural gas producer in the U.S., relying on the controversial drilling technology to extract it.

The exception is when Tillerson’s $5 million property value might be harmed. Tillerson has joined a lawsuit that cites fracking’s consequences in order to block the construction of a 160-foot water tower next to his and his wife’s Texas home

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish ~ Steven Wright

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Money doesn't buy happiness. But it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it. - Johnny Depp

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Please Support All Hat No Cattle. Pretty Please.

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Odd News

• Giant John Paul II crucifix falls and instantly crushes young man to death in Italy
• US Air Force's Mysterious X-37B Space Plane Passes 500 Days in Orbit
• Uruguay to allow pot users to buy up to 20 joints a week
• Sri Lanka deports British tourist for her Buddha tattoo
• Florida principal stops 10-year practice of serving kids shots of Mountain Dew before taking standardized test

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Time To Deflate Photo

Meet the “supertrees” of Singapore— ranging in height from 8 to 16 stories tall — they aren’t natural at all. But they do collect and generate solar power, collect rainwater, and act as ventilation ducts for plant conservatories beneath them.

Peace.