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Wednesday, April 8, 2026

A fragile U.S.-Iran ceasefire shows cracks as attacks continue across the region

A fragile U.S.-Iran ceasefire shows cracks as attacks continue across the region

The U.S. and Iran reached a temporary ceasefire, with Israel saying it supports the agreement but is continuing its assault on Iranian-backed Hezbollah in...

Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The only clear winners of Trump's Iran War: the speculators who made hundreds of millions trading on Mar a Lago inside information. - David Frum

Now that World War 3 is over, what do you think World War 4 will be about? - Greg

Michael Moore Is Big Mad

Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore trashed Democrats as “cowards” and accused the party’s leadership of actually supporting President Donald Trump’s Iran war.

Moore took to Substack on Tuesday following Trump’s warning that Iranian “civilization” would be wiped out if a deal was not reached by his 8 p.m. deadline. He later extended the deadline by two weeks. Moore accused the president of threatening a “holocaust” and declared the U.S. are the “bad guys” in this war.

Next month: the US strikes Greenland and it somehow ends with Trump giving Alaska to Denmark. - Rupert Myers

Ghislaine Maxwell was asked who could corroborate her version of events.

Her answer: a president or a prince.

Neither was subpoenaed. Neither was questioned. Neither was charged. - Epstein File Search

Republican Shenanigans

After yesterday, we know exactly how far Republicans will go to stay silent. All the way to the brink of nuclear apocalypse. - Miles Taylor

What Will Pam Bondi Do With Her Life Now? Retire? Manage Epstein Island?

Former U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi does not plan to appear for a planned interview with a House of Representatives committee ‌on the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files following her firing by President Donald Trump, the ‌Justice Department told Congress on Wednesday.

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator. - crunchy

I’m beginning to understand how Trump went bankrupt so many times. - Julius Kim

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Rock The Voter News

In my lifetime, not once has a Democrat entered the White House without a massive mess to clean up from the Republican who occupied the office before them. - OldManLefty

One good use of the supposed two-week ceasefire is to get back to talking about the Epstein files - George Conway

Trump is what we feared Goldwater might be in 1964. Only Goldwater lost 44 states. We used to be a real country. -OS

Port Washington, Wisconsin Votes No To Data Centers

A Wisconsin city passed a referendum Tuesday targeting data center construction, requiring future large-scale projects that receive tax benefits to secure approval from local voters.

Port Washington, which sits just north of Milwaukee, approved the referendum with about 66 percent support, according to unofficial results published by the county. It is the first measure of its kind in the nation, Politico reported.

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Business/Tech News

JD Vance Scolds Iran: “President Trump Is Making You Rich From the Strait of Hormuz and You Haven’t Said Thank You Once” - Andy Borowitz

Maybe We Should Ask AI How To Get Rid of Trump and His Cronies

Anthropic is framing its latest cybersecurity effort as a race against time, using an unreleased frontier model to help some of the world's largest tech and finance companies identify software flaws before attackers equipped with similar AI can exploit them.

In Project Glasswing, announced Tuesday, the company is giving a select group of major tech and financial firms access to Claude Mythos Preview, a frontier model that has already uncovered thousands of previously unknown software vulnerabilities. Anthropic says the model is too dangerous to release to the general public.

It’s kinda weird we had a choice in the last election between equality or Armageddon.

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Monday, April 6, 2026

Monday Monday

I need to take today and tomorrow off.

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.

I spent the morning trying to get all my errands done as everything I needed was closed here last holy week, Semana Santa. I was mostly successful. On my 3rd ATM I was able to get $100. Sigh. Best of all I was able to buy paint and other supplies for my addition as the hardware store was open.

I still need more supplies and cash! ATMs here are a problem as there are so few of them. I hope to have better luck tomorrow.

To top it off, the internet has been sketchy since Saturday AND a soon-to-be neighbor two lots down my street didn't heed his neighbor's warning about marking where the water line is so the expected dump truck filled with dirt, wouldn't break the line. Well, he didn't and we've been without water since 8 am. Monday is my casita cleaning day, so that was postponed, too. Monday, Monday, fer sure.

Soooo...I don't have the ability to do a full edition, but I offer you some memes.

If I had a ranch, I'd bet it on either Trump or Netanyahu nuking Iran.

The Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman enjoying his well deserved moment. I💗NASA.

Thank you for visiting and for your patience.

See you on Wednesday!

Friday, April 3, 2026

1 crew member rescued after US fighter jet shot down in Iran, officials tell AP

1 crew member rescued after US fighter jet shot down in Iran, officials tell AP

A U.S. fighter jet was shot down in Iran on Friday and one crew member was rescued, officials said, the first aircraft downed since the war began nearly five weeks ago.

It marked a major escalation in the conflict just two days after President Donald Trump said in a national address that the U.S. has “beaten and completely decimated Iran” and was “going to finish the job, and were going to finish it very fast.”

Iran just shot down a U.S. fighter jet, which is astonishing since Trump just told us Iran was obliterated. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

This is the same man who called joining Trump’s war “buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.”

The French are not holding back.
- Gandalv

A Lot of This Money Will End Up In Trump's & Co.'s Pocket

President Trump is seeking $1.5 trillion in defense spending as part of the White House’s fiscal 2027 budget request, a roughly 40 percent increase from 2026 funding levels.

The proposal released Friday said a base of $1.1 trillion will be specifically for the Department of Defense, while $350 billion will be requested through Congress’s budget reconciliation process for “critical Administration priorities” like more munitions and defense industrial base expansions. It also mentions the president’s planned “Golden Dome” missile defense system.

Remember when Pete Hegseth’s mom wrote a whole letter saying her son was trash and he shouldn’t be allowed power over anyone? - Akilah Hughes

Iran Struggles to Find Targets in U.S. That Trump Has Not Already Attacked.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Pam Bondi Just learned the oldest political lesson in history:
Temporary power is never worth permanent disgrace. - John Fugelsang

Fraudster Claims To Look For Fraud

Vice President Vance’s new role as fraud czar will “primarily” focus on Democrat-led states, President Trump announced Friday morning.

“We will call him the ‘FRAUD CZAR,’ and his focus will be ‘EVERYWHERE,’ but primarily in those Blue States where CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, like those in California, Illinois, Minnesota (Somalia beware!), Maine, New York, and many others, have had a ‘free for all’ in the unprecedented theft of Taxpayer Money,” the president posted on Truth Social. “The numbers are so large that, if successful, we would literally be able to balance our American Budget.”

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men. - Covie

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Rock The Voter News

Just a reminder that 18 U.S. Code § 592 makes it a crime punishable by 5 years in prison to deploy federal troops to polling places. - Citizens for Ethics