Trump border chief: US-born children of undocumented immigrants "going to be put in a halfway house"

Trump border chief: US-born children of undocumented immigrants "going to be put in a halfway house"

President-elect Donald Trump's "border czar" Tom Homan delivered alarming new logistical details of a forthcoming mass deportation effort,...

Next time the bigots get you down, 

just remember 

that when they are old, 

the senior-care workers 

who who will one day be feeding, 

dressing, & changing them 

are probably all gonna be immigrants. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Elon Musk's Critics Stripped of Verification Badge After Publicly Challenging Billionaire: ‘The Beginning Stages of Censorship’
• Marjorie Taylor Greene Wades Into MAGA Civil War Over Need For Migrant Workers: 'Here Is Some Tough Reality'
• Ukraine Gets 150 Starlinks From Poland While Elon Musk Says He Can No Longer Afford To Give The Kits Away For Free
• Finland seizes ship carrying Russian oil after undersea cable cut
• Israel raids north Gaza hospital, ministry says staff out of contact

Trump Proposes Acquiring Iceland to Boost USA’s Supply of Ice. - Andy Borowitz

Apparently, Musk Never Read How to Win Friends and Influence People
Billionaire Trump surrogate Elon Musk endorsed a post on Thursday which suggested Americans were too “retarded” to be hired for skilled jobs.

MAGA: We need to educate more Americans for these tech jobs. 

Also MAGA: We need to shut down the department of education! - Alex Cole

Republican Shenanigans

• House Republican Demands Outing of Colleagues Who 'Secretly' Paid $17 Million in Taxpayer Money to Settle Sex Charges
• 'Shark Tank’ Star Tells Fox He's Going to Mar-a-Lago to Pitch Trump on Merging US and Canada
• Kari Lake sparks concerns at Voice of America
• Scott Jennings Mocks Vivek Ramaswamy’s ‘Jock’ And ‘Prom Queen’ Digs: ‘Someone Got Stuffed In A Locker!’
• Laura Loomer Calls Out Elon Musk’s ‘Retaliation’ After Having Her X Account Locked: ‘So Much for Free Speech’
• Laura Loomer Brutally Slams Elon Musk Over 'Conflicts' and Ties to China: 'We Need to Protect President Trump'
• Trump Confuses With Odd Truth Social Post About Bill Gates, Mar-a-Lago and New Year’s Eve: ‘We Miss You and X!’
• Fox & Friends Question Mike Johnson’s Future As House Speaker Amid Freedom Caucus No Votes
• Nikki Haley rips Ramaswamy: ‘Nothing wrong’ with American culture
• Kay Granger revelation punctuates increasing scrutiny of aging officials

All this Trumper on Trumper fighting is funny.

Need more popcorn.... - Alex Cole

The incoming felon-elect is willing to send our troops to “take back the Panama Canal” in order to stop their government from investigating his businesses there, but he says that lowering the price of groceries here at home will be “too hard.”

Anyone else see a problem here? - JoJoFromJerz

Seeing Republicans Turn On Each Other, Gives Me A Warm And Fuzzy Feeling
Former New York City mayor Bill de Blasio joked that supporters of President-elect Donald Trump “almost look like Democrats” after turning on Elon Musk after he sided with DOGE co-chair Vivek Ramaswamy in an online clash over H1-B visas and foreign workers.

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden arrives in St. Croix for last vacation as president
• Minn. Democratic party chair says his wins could help nationally after loss to Trump
• DNC Chair Hopeful Marianne Williamson Calls Dem Party 'Tarnished Brand': 'Republicans Have Stolen Patriotism!'

Trump has set some sort of presidential record for exhausting people before he is even inaugurated. - Andy Borowitz

But But But The Law Shouldn't Apply To Us!
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, co-chairs of President-elect Trump’s new “Department of Government Efficiency,” are defending the tech industry’s reliance on foreign-born engineers as the incoming Trump administration prepares to crack down on immigration.

MAGAs are so upset at Vivek, they want to see his long-form birth certificate. - Alex Cole

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Business/Tech News

• US homelessness rose by record 18% in latest annual data
• These MAGA farmers could be ruined if Trump follows through with mass deportations
• Crypto readies its wish list for Trump
• Roy, Cruz named most active X posters in Congress: Report

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. 

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten. - Andrea Junker

This Is Really Good News!

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said on Friday that it has approved an injectable version of Bristol Myers Squibb's (BMY) blockbuster cancer drug, Opdivo.

Opdivo is part of a class of drugs called PD-1 inhibitors, which enhance the immune system's ability to fight cancer by removing its natural brakes.

How come trump didn’t make America great again the first time he was president?

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Odd News

• NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Makes History With Closest Pass to Sun
• What is the Kessler Syndrome? How space junk has become an orbital threat
• Scientists explore longevity drugs for dogs that could also ‘extend human life’
• Dad Gives Daughter Secret Service Treatment After She Wins Class President In Viral TikTok
• Bystanders lift taxi off pinned pedestrians in NYC

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Thank God Ledge on the north face of Yosemite’s Half Dome. No way, Jose.

Peace.

'GO TO HELL!' Trump Fires Off Christmas Day Message Raging At Biden's Pardons, Slamming 'Radical Left Lunatics,' And Mocking Trudeau

'GO TO HELL!' Trump Fires Off Christmas Day Message Raging At Biden's Pardons, Slamming 'Radical Left Lunatics,' And Mocking Trudeau

President-elect Donald Trump fired off a Christmas day message on Truth Social taking aim at his political opponents and mocking foreign leaders.

Trump first directed his Christmas message to the “wonderful soldiers of China” where he accused them of “illegally” operating in the Panama Canal while  “the United States puts in Billions of Dollars in ‘repair’ money.” Earlier this month, Trump suggested the U.S. would retake the canal because of the  “ridiculous” fees for shippers moving through the vital transportation channel.

FUN FACT: President Biden has never said "MAY THEY ROT IN HELL" as part of a Christmas message.

In fact, NO incoming or outgoing President in their right mind has ever done so.

"In their right mind." - mmpaellan

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• 'DRAFT WAYNE GRETZKY': Trump Reveals He Urged Hockey Legend To Run for Prime Minister of Canada
• Fox's Joey Jones Says If Canada Becomes 51st State Like Trump Suggested, It Should Be Chopped In Two: 'Separate Those Liberal Cities'
• Trump names ambassador to Panama after suggesting US control of Panama Canal
• The Atlantic's Tom Nichols Suggests Trump's Business Interests in Panama Are Fueling His Obsession With Seizing Canal: 'Not Going To Happen'
• Three babies die from cold in Gaza, as Israel’s war pushes Palestinians deep into tent camps
• Israeli strike kills 5 Palestinian journalists in Gaza. Israel says they were militants
• Deadly Airliner Crash Likely Caused By Russian Missile Attack Per Reports
• Zelensky condemns Putin for ‘inhumane’ Christmas Day attack

Let’s take the Canal back from Panama and give them Texas. - Andy Borowitz

Interesting, Although Guatemala May Have Bitten Off More Than It Can Chew

Guatemala is open to receiving citizens of other Central American nations who are deported from the United States, three sources familiar with the matter said, as the country looks to build a positive relationship with the incoming Trump administration.

"There has to be a regional response," a Guatemalan official who requested anonymity told Reuters. "And we want to be part of the solution."

I see my friends @MSNBC daytime is bring on more pro @realDonaldTrump

 pundits trying to normalize mass deportations, take back #Panama Canal Come on 

@MSNBC. Lordy Lordy - Russel L. Honore'

  

Republican Shenanigans

• Elon Musk Labels Wikipedia as ‘Wokepedia,’ Urges Followers to Halt Donations Over $50M DEI Spending
• Trump ‘border czar’ plans to reinstate family detention centers
• MAGA Insider Suggests Matt Gaetz Could Still Become Governor of Florida with Help from Trump and 'No-F*cks-Given Approach'
• Rand Paul Sees Speaker Johnson Being Forced Out Before 'DC Gets Warm Again,' Swipes At Joni Ernst In List of Grievances
• Dan Crenshaw Goes OFF on Catturd and 'Sad Little' MAGA 'Trolls' Smearing Him: 'A Total Lie'
• Dinesh D'Souza Declares 'There Are Good and Bad Indians': 'I’m Obviously One of the Good Ones'

Matt Gaetz Arrested In Disguise as Santa at Mall. - Andy Borowitz

Matt Gaetz gave a teenager drugs and had sex with her in front of strangers at a party when he was 36 years old and a US Congressman and she was 17 years old and in high school. Let that sink in. Just a few years ago. He hasn’t changed. They never do. - Jo Joe 4

Liz Cheney Better Watch Her Back

President-elect Trump’s fixation on former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) is escalating as he suggests she should be prosecuted for her work on the now-disbanded House Jan. 6 committee.

In the wake of a report by a House subcommittee that alleges Cheney improperly communicated with star witness Cassidy Hutchinson, Trump accused Cheney of committing crimes as she led the panel.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Despondent After Learning Jesus was Jewish. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden signs 50 bills into law, makes bald eagle the country's official bird
• Claire McCaskill: The only person who decides what Kamala Harris does next is Kamala Harris
• Democrats fuel party's age problem after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's leadership loss
• Most Americans want to reduce political news consumption due to fatigue: Survey

Most of Trump's cabinet picks will have to register with local authorities if they ever move to DC. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

I like how 2000 yrs ago Jesus warned us against wealth & materialism and now Capitalism is propped up by his birthday. - John Fugelsang

The USA's Most Vulnerable Will Soon Be Kicked To The Curb
As Donald Trump’s nominee to run the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, Scott Turner may soon oversee the nation’s efforts to build affordable apartments, protect poor tenants and aid the homeless. As a lawmaker in the Texas House of Representatives, Turner voted against those very initiatives.

"These billionaires couldn't possibly be suckering me!  

I mean, they hate the same people I hate!" - John Fugelsang

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Business/Tech News

• Jobless claims fall to lowest level in a month
• Costco egg recall escalated amid salmonella concerns: FDA
• Teamsters Boss Blasts Kamala Harris in Tucker Carlson Interview: 'Who Does This F*cking Lady Think She Is?'
• Wall Street Journal Praises GOP Senators For Tanking Gaetz Nomination: 'Protect The Country From Unfit Nominees'
• Costa Rica Has New Direct Flights from Boston, San Francisco, and Seattle

Trump is the cult leader.

If he ever turns against Musk?

The cult will DEVOUR him, make no mistake. - Renee Libby

Sigh. Whooping Cough On The Rise.

 Holiday cheer is in the air, and so are infections. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, whooping cough cases in the United States are beginning to return to pre-pandemic levels.

According to Dr. Jason Newland, chief of infectious diseases at Nationwide Children’s Hospital, there are over 32,000 recorded cases this year alone in the U.S., which is six times greater than last year.

Yup. We’re stuck with a raving mad lunatic and a spineless delusional party pretending his crazy proclamations aren't just mental decline. - Jeremy Newberger

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Odd News

• NASA Solar Probe Set For 430,000 MPH White-Knuckle Ride Skimming The Sun
• Peruvian Cop Dressed as The Grinch Leads Bust of Suspected Drug Gang
• Mega Millions jackpot surges past $1 billion
• Owner of UK's only surviving DVD rental store claims business is booming 40 years later -- here's the top-rented movies
• Florida police help bring holiday cheer to woman after Christmas decorations stolen

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Cape Cod Morning, 1950, Edward Hopper.

Peace.

Trump again calls to buy Greenland after eyeing Canada and the Panama Canal

Trump again calls to buy Greenland after eyeing Canada and the Panama Canal

First it was Canada, then the Panama Canal. Now, Donald Trump again wants Greenland. The president-elect is renewing calls he made during...

He's planning to build an empire.

Trump Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Him From Participating in Seizure of Panama Canal. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Trump says ownership of Greenland 'is an absolute necessity'
• ‘Not Negotiable!’ Panama President Responds to Trump Threat to Seize Panama Canal: ‘Every Square Meter’ Is Ours
• Israel is demolishing northern Gaza and fortifying military positions, imagery shows
• Russia's Biggest Military Range Suffers Damage in Ukraine Drone Raid
• Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty to murdering healthcare CEO

Reading replies from Trump supporters on the Panama Canal

I now realize Trump would have never been President if a single MAGA had read a book 

Like,

Any book 

Ever. - William Buecker

Denmark Must Be Laughing At Trump

Greenland is not for sale, its elected leader said on Monday, responding to comments made by U.S. President-elect Donald Trump regarding the "ownership and control" of the vast Arctic island that has been part of Denmark for over 600 years.

"Greenland is ours. We are not for sale and will never be for sale. We must not lose our long struggle for freedom," the island's Prime Minister Mute Egede said in a written comment.

 

National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk. - Andy Borowitz

 

Republican Shenanigans

• House Republican dubs Elon Musk ‘our prime minister’
• Mike Johnson to Elon Musk: ‘You want to be Speaker?'
• Paul predicts Speaker will be ousted in 2025
• Congress avoids a shutdown but leaves 'a big mess' for Trump and Republicans in 2025
• Review by Senate Democrats finds more unreported luxury trips by Clarence Thomas
• Cardinal Dolan: Trump ‘takes his Christian faith seriously’

Mike Johnson Begs Jesus to Rapture Him Up. - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder How Many Scaramuccis This Bromance Will Last

President-elect Trump on Sunday rejected the recent dubbing of tech billionaire Elon Musk as “President Musk” by Democrats.

“No, he’s not gonna be president, that I can tell you,” Trump said at conservative group Turning Point’s “America Fest” in Phoenix, Ariz. “And I’m safe, you know why? He can’t be, he wasn’t born in this country.”

 

Marge said she was going to expose all her Republicans colleagues if the Gaetz report came out. 

Well, @RepMTG. - Molly Ploofkins

Musk's DOGE dept should be renamed Knowledgeable Leaders Engineering Program Transformation Oversight (KLEPTO). - Andy Borowitz

 

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden commutes most federal death row sentences to life in prison before Trump takes office
• Joe Manchin torches Democrats on the way out the door
• "He's no better than McCarthy": Democrats warn they won't save Mike Johnson again

The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be. - Andrea Junker

 

 

Well, To Think Republicans Wanted To Keep This Secret.
The House Ethics Committee found “substantial evidence” that former Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz paid women — including a 17-year-old girl — for sex and used illegal drugs while in Congress, according to a long-awaited report that was released on Monday.

 

Restraining Order Requires Gaetz to Stay 500 Feet Away from All Human Life. - Andy Borowitz

 

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Business/Tech News

• The IRS is sending $1,400 stimulus checks to 1 million taxpayers. How to tell if you qualify
• Trump's 25% tariff could be an existential threat to Canada's recovering auto industry
• Costa Rica Surf Instructors Fight Back as Illegal Workers Flood Beaches
• Ford donates $1 million and fleet of vehicles to Trump's inauguration

Elon Musk's presidency will be the Cybertruck of presidencies. - Andy Borowitz

 

Consumer Confidence Drops. Gee, I Wonder Why?
US consumer confidence tumbled in December from the previous month amid Americans' growing uncertainty over the economic outlook in the year ahead.

Panama is going to go full MAGA: Make America Go Around. - Alex Cole

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Odd News

• Chinese satellite breaks up over Mississippi upon re entering Earth’s atmosphere
• Scientists Engineer Crops to Consume More Carbon Dioxide
• NJ Lottery winner claims $1 billion Mega Millions jackpot from ticket sold March 26, 2024
• Baby Pigs Get Christmas Pardon From Florida Mayor in a Cuban Twist on White House Turkey Tradition
• Santa Braves the Sticky Heat of the Amazon Jungle to Bring Gifts to Children in Brazilian Village

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Wishing you all a Merry Christmas filled with family, friends and great food. I'll return on December 26.

Peace.