Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Trump trial witness testimony wraps after Costello, Cohen bring drama




Both sides rested in Donald Trump's hush money trial after accusations of theft against Michael Cohen and the judge dressed down another witness.



Stormy Daniels Not Surprised Trump’s Defense Was Small and Didn’t Last Long. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Watching MAGA try to spin the “unified reich” language is hilarious. - John Collins







Dear God, More Classified Docs Were Found AFTER FBI Search
Court documents revealed on Tuesday that former President Donald Trump’s lawyers found additional classified documents in his bedroom some four months after the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago to retrieve documents. The FBI searched Trump’s residence in August of 2022 after his lawyers gave a certified letter to authorities claiming there were no more documents on the property, despite the National Archives still asking for specific materials to be returned.








Crime is down in all major demographics, except for former presidents who were impeached. - John Collins








Republican Shenanigans


If you told me 30 years ago that Joe Piscopo would be standing beside a corrupt wannabe dictator at a hush-money trial in NYC, I would've believed you. - Max Weiss









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Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse. - The Onion







Restrict Contraception? Of Course He Will.
Pittsburgh anchor Jon Delano of CBS Pittsburgh KDKA was taken aback when former President Donald Trump said he would be “looking at” restrictions on contraception.








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CEO Warns That No Student Involved In Protests Will Ever Be Hired At Genocide Inc. - The Onion







Uf Being UF. I Am Not Surprised.











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Time To Deflate Photo
The Sombrero Galaxy in incredible detail by the Hubble Space Telescope.


Peace.


Monday, May 20, 2024

Fireworks As Trump Lawyer Tries To Block Key Photo Evidence Of Trump And Bodyguard From Jury




There were fireworks in court when Trump attorney Todd Blanche tried to block the jury from seeing a photo of former President Donald Trump and his bodyguard Keith Schiller that could help bolster ex-Trump fixer Michael Cohen’s testimony.



My biggest take away from Michael Cohen being a liar, is that Donald Trump hires liars. - John Collins






The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Jimmy Carter has outlived another Iranian president. - Travis Akers









Biden Stands With Israel










I would completely understand if Canada started building a wall. - Rick Lenzie














Guy spends decades trying to prevent women from driving vehicles and then crashes his helicopter into a mountain. That’s gotta burn. - Jeremy Newberger






Republican Shenanigans



Alito's Wife Takes Credit for All His Clothes Being on Front Lawn. - Andy Borowitz

















Bernard Kerik showed up at Trump’s trial today. MSNBC called him a "former NYC police commissioner." It failed to accurately describe Kerik as a “former NYC police commissioner convicted of tax fraud who spent three years in federal prison, later to be pardoned by Trump.” - Mark Jacob






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At this point the scandals at the Supreme Court are so grave that the inaction of the Congress re: investigating or doing anything about them is a scandal in itself. Why is the Democrat controlled Senate Judiciary Committee so inert? - David Rothkopf 













Rock The Voter News


Process Server Locates Giuliani By Following Trail of Hair Dye. - Andy Borowitz








So How's Fundraising Going?









Justice Alito turned the flag upside down. Donald Trump turned the Bible upside down. MAGA turned the Capitol upside down. The Roberts Court turned the Constitution upside down. Let’s set America right side up in November. - Rep. Jamie Raskin













Can you imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton had claimed the election was stolen? - Bette Midler







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I just realized that next week at this time Donald Trump may be a convicted felon yay! - Sundae Divine









Smart Move, Target!









So, someone recently revealed to me that they were gay. And I was like, “oh thank god. I thought you were going to tell me that you were a Trump supporter.” - Lakota Man



Friday, May 17, 2024

Justice Alito Claims His Wife Hung Coup Flag Because Neighbor Called Her a C***



Justice Alito Claims His Wife Hung Coup Flag Because Neighbor Called Her a C***
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito revealed to Fox News anchor Shannon Bream that a neighbor of his thinks his wife is a “c***,” which is why she flew a US flag upside down.



The fact that I know more about Hunter Biden’s private parts than I do about the numerous crimes committed by Supreme Court Justices Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas and their wives shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media. - Andrea Junker







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Speaker Johnson: I’m working with Jim Jordan and James Comer on measures to rein in the abuses of Jack Smith







I Wonder If Alito Will Recuse Himself From Jan 6 Cases. Hah, Ha, Just Kidding!
Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) called on Justice Samuel Alito to recuse himself from all cases related to the 2020 election and Jan. 6, 2021, after it was reported an upside-down American flag was flown outside his home in the days surrounding the attack. 









Samuel Alito should retire so he can spend more time blaming his family. - Windsor Mann












BREAKING: FBI updates their BOLO for the DC Pipe Bomber.

“Bleach blonde bad built butch body.” - 7Veritas4


Girls Gone Wild!
Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene sparked a chaotic back-and-forth after mocking a colleague’s physical appearance during a House Oversight Committee meeting this week, in what New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called “absolutely unacceptable.”




Marjorie Taylor Green might be able to dead lift twice her body weight, but Jasmine Crockett body slammed her without lifting a finger. - Sinead O'Brien










Where are all the other Trumps at Barron’s graduation?
No brothers, Eric or Jr., no sisters, Ivanka or Tiffany.
What a sh*thole family. - Woman In The Moon








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Rock The Voter News


Giuliani to Testify That Trump Has Never Paid Anyone. - Andy Borowitz







AOC Tells Fetterman She Stands Up To Bullies









Today marks 70 years since the Supreme Court handed down its landmark decision in Brown v. Board of Education, outlawing racial segregation in America’s schools. 

Let’s honor the memory of the civil rights leaders, families, and children who took extraordinary risks in order to make our schools – and ultimately our country – more fair and more free. And at a time when our public schools are growing more segregated, let’s remember that our work isn’t done until every child can get an education worthy of their promise. - Barack Obama










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Why did it take 3.5 YEARS to expose Alito for flying a pro-MAGA inverted American flag?

Why did it take 8 YRS to expose the collusion between Maggie Haberman & Michael Cohen/Trump?

Why did it take DECADES to expose Clarence Thomas as a bribe-taking hack?

Media needs to wake up. - Lindy Li







Well, At Least, Women's Healthcare Is In The News
Americans are split on whether women should be required to have an in-person visit with a doctor before receiving abortion pills ahead of the Supreme Court ruling that will determine access to mifepristone, one of the two drugs used in medication abortion. 









Samuel Alito is an insurrectionist. He flies a stop the steal flag outside his home. How stupid is this guy? - Tim Hannan







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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
Cliffs of Heston, Norway. That guy must have a great view.

Have a happy and peaceful weekend.