I just had to post some memes about Fani Willis indicting Trump

 

Melania Concerned That Trump Will Be Unavailable to Attend Divorce Proceedings. - Andy Borowitz

Dang… didn’t even have time to take down my decorations from the Jack Smith indictment. - Hate Liberals? Bite Me facebook page

That whole "Lock Her Up' thing really did backfire, didn't it? - Tony Posnanski tweet

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Prediction: Lots of twitter vaccine experts will be switching their major to RICO indictments this week. - 7Veritas4 tweet

While I know she doesn’t care about that kind of stuff, if Fani Willis puts Trump in jail awaiting trial, she’ll almost certainly be the Time Magazine “Person of the Year” and be responsible for creating the sales of more beer, wine, chips and chicken wings than the Super Bowl. - Jack Hopkins tweet

Peace.

Attorney General Merrick Garland appoints a special counsel in the Hunter Biden probe

Attorney General Merrick Garland appoints a special counsel in the Hunter Biden probe

Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Friday he has appointed a special counsel in the Hunter Biden probe, deepening the investigation of the president's son ahead of the 2024 election.

Garland said he was naming David Weiss, the U.S. attorney in Delaware who has been probing the financial and business dealings of President Joe Biden's son, as the special counsel. It comes as plea deal talks in Hunter Biden's case hit an impasse.

Indictment of Hunter Biden Could Make Him Formidable Republican Candidate. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Putin suggests Ashli Babbitt was victim of ‘assassination’ by Capitol Police
• Trump Declares, ‘I’m Allowed To Do Everything’ While Discussing Charges Against Him
• Judge Warns Trump Against Intimidating Witnesses — Even If 'He Can’t Say Exactly What He Wants In A Political Speech'
• Trump lawyers saw Thomas as 'only' chance of stopping Biden's win
• Family says Utah man killed by FBI would not have acted on threats

Chris Christie: "Why would you send Jared Kushner to the Middle East when you have Rex Tillerson and Mike Pompeo as Secretaries of State...We found out the answer two months after he left office, $2 billion from the Saudis."

GOP Congressman Wants To Impeach Biden Because of Prostitutes. Really.

Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL) said he will file an impeachment resolution against President Joe Biden on Friday for several charges, including his alleged “involvement in drugs and prostitution.”

How is it possible that that man is facing nearly 80 felony counts and three indictments but he's still out here everyday threatening prosecutors, attacking judges and playing golf???? - Covie

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump rages over 2020 election indictment trial date, dubs it ‘election interference’ 
• Ron Johnson Wildly Claims An 'Elite Group of People' 'Preplanned' Pandemic Response to Take Away Americans’ Freedoms
• Donny Deutsch Frets That Trump Will Cancel Morning Joe If He Wins Again: 'Freedom Is Over If Donald Trump Gets Elected'
• 'I've Got to Spend All of My Time at the Iowa State Fair' to Get on Debate Stage, Republican Candidate Complains to MSNBC
• Hannity Suggests GOP Is Too Radical On Abortion After 'Sobering' Ohio Vote: 'I Never Thought I'd Quote' Bill Clinton
• Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen considering NY congressional bid
• After DeSantis suspends Worrell, new leadership fires staffer on maternity leave

Someone at Iowa State Fair has told Pence he was “glad they didn’t hang you.”

In the world of 2023, this probably passes for political civility. - Michael Beschloss

My, My, My, A Republican Congressman Thinks Jared Kushner Is Unethical.
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) said Thursday that Jared Kushner, former President Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser while in office, “crossed the line of ethics” by accepting a $2 billion investment from the Saudi government in his private investment firm six months after he left the White House.

Clarence Thomas went on 38 billionaire-funded vacations

Alito went to Rome funded by religious donors who hated Roe

Gorsuch sold his home to a lawyer with 22 cases before him

Roberts’s wife made $10 million recruiting lawyers with SCOTUS cases

These crooks police OUR vaginas. - Lindy Li

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Rock The Voter News

• Democratic lawmakers slam Thomas after latest report he accepted lavish gifts
• UPS drivers’ new $170k per year deal shows that unions (and Joe Biden) may just save the middle class after all
• Maui death toll rises to 55, expected to grow

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened. - Zack Bornstein

New Poll Shows Trump Losing to Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz

Cocky DeSantis Wants To Start An International Incident

Republican presidential candidate Gov. Ron DeSantis (Fla.) said he would use “whatever force we need to” to take down Mexican drug cartels if elected president, with or without help from the Mexican government. 

The remarks came after a question at a Thursday campaign event in Iowa where he was asked if drone strikes on Mexican soil were on the table.

It’s weird that DeSantis hates Shakespeare because his policy positions suggest he’s a big fan of the 16th century. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• Biden administration announces $1.2B in funding for projects to pull carbon from the air
• Kiwi brand recalled in 14 states over listeria risk
• Worker in China suspected of spying for CIA
• Elon Musk Says Fight With Zuckerberg Will Take Place in ‘Epic Location’ in Italy — But Only After He Recovers From Upcoming Surgery

 

Trump Says January Trial Date Conflicts With Bone Spur Surgery. - Andy Borowitz

ChristoFascism Messes With Texas 
A Trump-appointed federal judge in Texas instructed three attorneys for Southwest Airlines to attend “religious-liberty training” from a conservative legal advocacy group because the company allegedly disregarded the judge’s order in a religious discrimination case.

Mother Nature has had just about enough of humans, and, frankly, so have I. - Kyle Keegan

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NOTICE:


I am taking next week off. My son and I want to make memories, which will probably entail us cooking and watching the sunset.

Pura vida.

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Odd News

• After 17 years away, NASA's sun-studying spacecraft will visit Earth on Aug. 12
• Giant 20-Armed New Species Discovered In Antarctic Sea
• 'Flash mob burglary' at high-end store sees $300K in goods stolen
• Catalonian nudists to clothed tourists: 'Either leave or strip down'
• Florida scuba diver rescues hooked shark entangled on reef

Time To Deflate Photo

In 2008, photographer Geordie Wood took this photo of a stylish girl while she was shopping with her mother in New York City. When he asked for her info, she responded: “I am Lady Gaga, a singer/songwriter. You’re going to know me one day.”

Peace.

Sen. Durbin pans Thomas’s ‘shameless lifestyle’ after latest report he accepted lavish gifts

Sen. Durbin pans Thomas’s ‘shameless lifestyle’ after latest report he accepted lavish gifts

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) heaped criticism on Justice Clarence Thomas on Thursday after a report showed Thomas accepted more vacations and lavish gifts from billionaire benefactors than had previously been known.

Justice Thomas could not be reached for comment. He’s on vacation. - Claude Taylor

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• 'These People Are Afraid': George Conway Says Republican Pols Are Terrified Of Their Own Voters, 'Who They Know Have Weapons'
• ‘Time Is Right For a Presidential Assassination’: Utah Man Who Threatened to Kill Biden and Trump Prosecutors Shot Dead in FBI Raid
• FBI agent told Congress probes into Giuliani, Trump allies were suppressed
• Michigan mom is charged with buying guns for son who threatened top Democrats, prosecutors say
• Prosecutors compare Nogales rancher to Unabomber as his texts cite 'mowing down migrants'
• 'Circular saw blades' divide controversial Rio Grande buoys installed by Texas governor

Clarence Thomas has committed more tax fraud and tax evasion than Hunter Biden. - SgtJoker

Donald Trump knows he will lose in a head-to-head matchup with Joe Biden in the general election, which also ensures his eventual incarceration. His goal is now chaos and violence. He's got no other options left. - Liam Nissan

Two Alabama Dock Suspects Surrendered
A pair of suspects wanted for beating up a Black ferry co-captain and instigating a massive riverside brawl on Saturday in Montgomery, Alabama, finally surrendered to authorities on Wednesday night after a brief period on the lam.

Republican Shenanigans

• House GOP will subpoena Biden family, says Republican chairman
• Giuliani claims ‘dog ate my homework’ in Smartmatic case, lawyers say
• Judge Reminds Anti-Abortion Attorneys That No Women Helped Draft Utah's Constitution in 1895
• Chris Christie Scolds Hugh Hewitt for Asking Him About Trump's Fat-Shaming Insults: 'I Don't Know Why Smart Folk Like You Take Him Seriously'
• Video shows Greene questioning witness, not Merrick Garland crying | Fact check
• Fox Analyst Draws Laughter From Host By Managing To Make Biden's Weather Channel Interview About — Hunter Biden?
• This doctor said vaccines magnetize people. Ohio suspended her medical license.

MAGA: We miss the mean tweets.

DOJ: We didn’t miss a single one. - JoJofromJerz

Trump Just Said No To GOP Pledge

Former President Donald Trump said Wednesday he won't sign a pledge to support the Republican nominee if he loses the GOP presidential primary, flouting a requirement for appearing in the first debate later this month.

If I knew being a Supreme Court justice came with so many freebies, I would've been one. - Rex Huppke

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden signs disaster declaration for Hawaii over deadly fires
• All Massachusetts public school students will now be entitled to free lunch
• IRS can’t find millions of sensitive tax records: watchdog

Hey, Joe, Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out...

West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin (D) says he is “thinking seriously” about leaving the Democratic Party and declaring himself an independent before the 2024 election, when he will have to decide whether to run for a fourth Senate term or wage a third-party bid for president.  

Imagine if Hunter Biden accepted the gifts Clarence Thomas did, Republicans would've impeached everyone, including Biden's dog. - Alex Cole

Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace With Inflation. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• Cuban oil tankers becoming regular visitors to Mexican ports
• California agency to vote on San Francisco robotaxi expansion amid heavy opposition
• Average Manhattan monthly rent rises to record $5,588
• Twitch streamer ‘beyond disappointed’ after giveaway caused chaos in NYC

There hasn’t been a single case of windmill cancer since Joe Biden took office. - John Collins

Until The Interest Rates Are Lowered, The Real Estate Slump Will Linger, IMHO.

Homebuyers must wait longer for relief on mortgage rates, which rose to within a hair of 7% this week.

The average rate on the 30-year fixed mortgage reached 6.96% this week, up from 6.90% a week ago, according to Freddie Mac. That matched the highest level of the year, which previously occurred in mid-July.

Isn’t it fun watching the Republicans burn their whole party down. - gggirl924 tweet

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Odd News

• Russia will launch Luna-25, its 1st moon mission since 1976, today
• A frigid apocalypse doomed early humans in Europe
• 800-pound 'Butter Cow' sculpture returns to Illinois State Fair
• Texas woman says she was attacked by snake and hawk at same time
• A hungry snake tried to eat a porcupine. It didn’t go well, Israel photo shows

Time To Deflate Photo

The height of this mountain is 168 meters and the Yunshang waterfall flows from the top of the Yunmen Mountain, in China. Interesting observation deck.

Peace.