Wednesday, July 19, 2023

‘A Fool, Or a Great American Patriot’: Trump Hilariously Describes Anyone Willing to Be His Lawyer

‘A Fool, Or a Great American Patriot’: Trump Hilariously Describes Anyone Willing to Be His Lawyer
Former President Donald Trump posted a screed on Wednesday about how he views his lawyers are treated poorly by the left. The post, while effectively airing his grievance, was also unintentionally very amusing.
“These vicious Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Democrats have attacked my lawyers at a level never seen before, and yet I keep on winning. Any attorney that represents me is either a fool, or a Great American Patriot that History will love and cherish!” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform.



Police Baffled As To Who Threw Ketchup At DOJ Building. - Andy Borowitz



Being able to ask a judge that you appointed to delay your trial for stealing classified and top-secret documents so that you can run for an office that you also tried to steal is not “political persecution.” It’s the DEFINITION of social, political, and economic PRIVILEGE. - Andrew Wortman tweet







Liberals Divided Over Which Trump Indictment is Their Favorite. - Andy Borowitz







Hey, Let's Throw UFO's Into The Mix!







Republican Shenanigans




Judge Michael Luttig on Trump and Jan. 6: "There is not an Attorney General or Special Counsel of either party who would not bring charges....He has dared, taunted, provoked and goaded DOJ to prosecute him for his offenses on and relating to January 6."






Matt Gaetz Wants To Defund Jack Smith. LOL.







I wish Kevin McCarthy protected children from gun violence as much as he protected Donald Trump from possible prison time. - John Burrows tweet







Marjorie Taylor Greene is waving around Hunter Biden nudes on the House floor right now

She called Jack Smith a weak little bitch

She called Boebert “a little bitch”

This is the hyena Kevin McCarthy pledged his loyalty to

This is the ugly trash he said he “would never leave” - Lindy Li tweet







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Remember when Trump called Doug Ducey while he was certifying the election results and Ducey ignored the call? 

Jack Smith remembers. - adgirlMM tweet







This Little Missy Is Getting Too Big For Her Britches



Who else remembers when Lauren Boebert tried to have Nancy Pelosi killed by tweeting out her location during the deadly insurrection? - MayoIsSpicyy tweet



Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors. - lolennui tweet






Well, At Least Someone Is Concerned About Clean Energy
Fervo Energy says it has achieved a breakthrough in geothermal technology. It carried out a 30-day well test at its site in northern Nevada and says it was able to achieve a "flowrate of 63 liters per second at high temperature that enables 3.5 megawatts of electric production." The company says the test resulted in flow and power output records for an enhanced geothermal system (EGS) and that it was completed without incident.




I’m just glad he no longer has the nuclear codes. - John Collins tweet







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Yesterday, a man in Rome did what all of us would want to do in this horrible heat.


Peace.

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

DOJ probes 2020 election: Trump gets target letter from special counsel

Special counsel Jack Smith has informed former President Donald Trump by letter that he is a target in his investigation into efforts to overturn the 2020 election.



Don’t get me wrong, I like Taco Tuesday, but I love me some Target Letter Tuesday just a bit more.- Ricky Davila






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Hitler did not operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible. 

Bin Laden did not fly the planes himself. But he was responsible. 

Trump did not storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.

Justice matters. - Andrea Junker tweet







Hey, Mossad, Looky Here. Easy Peasy.
Boxes full of classified U.S. government documents weren't the only items that improperly wound up at former President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate after he left office, Israel's Haaretz newspaper reported Tuesday. Unlike with the government secrets, though, it isn't clear how antiquities belonging to Israel ended up at Trump's Florida club, or whether Trump even knows they are there. Efforts by senior Israeli officials to retrieve the national treasures have so far been unsuccessful.







The hammer is droppin' on the Trumpublican Crime Syndicate.

Can you feel it? - Tea Pain tweet



Republican Shenanigans




DeSantis Trails Trump in Fundraising Due to Lack of Indictments. - Andy Borowitz






Isn't It Illegal To Endanger The Lives Of People? Could've Sworn It Was.



Someone should remind Greg Abbott that the Nazis euthanized the invalids. - Liam Nissan tweet







What's Next From Republicans? A Tracking Device For Pregnant Women?
In April, the Biden administration proposed a change to medical privacy laws that would ban doctors and nurses from reporting suspected abortions to law enforcement. Now, a group of 19 Republican attorneys general is asking them to withdraw that change so the cops in their states can keep going after formerly pregnant people.


Criminalizing abortion has nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus.

But it's the greatest scam ever pulled to get Christians to vote against stuff Jesus actually talked about. - John Fugelsang









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Remember when Hillary Clinton called MAGA a basket of deplorables? Those were the days. - adgirlMM tweet






Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You? 
Gee, Will Trump Pay For Their Legal Fees?
Sixteen so-called fake electors were charged on Tuesday by Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel (D) over their role in trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election in that state — and they all face serious prison sentences if convicted.







Remember: It’s. Not. Just. Trump. It’s the entire GOP. - Jack Hopkins




Monday, July 17, 2023

MTG's Turning Point speech makes Biden sound great, actually. Oops!

Far-right Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene may have accidentally realized Joe Biden is a good president.


If Biden's campaign officials are smart, they’ll take video of Greene’s speech, cut it into a reelection ad, run it in every market in America and cash in on the goodwill.

Thanks, Marge! - Rex Huppke




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump: “The Espionage Act was passed in 1917 to stop nuclear weapons!!!”




GOP Senator Wants To Place Undue Burdens On Women In The Military. Geez.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) said on Sunday that women in the military should take unpaid leave if they are looking to get an abortion and are stationed where it is banned, following passage of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) in the House.







Moms for Liberty protesting Barbie because the film goes against their Christian “family values” pretty much mandates that I must now take my entire family to see it. - Lakota Man tweet





'Climate change' is an evil hoax conspiracy by the world's overwhelming scientific consensus to trick us into cleaning up our air & water for no good reason. - John Fugelsang







Republican Shenanigans





I Wonder If Clarence & Ginni Thomas Are Going To Vacation With Harlan Crow This Summer.



Alito and Thomas Write Opinion Declaring That Yachts Are People. - Andy Borowitz






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The Presidential Records Act: "The United States shall reserve and retain complete ownership, possession, and control of Presidential records."

Donald Trump: "According to the Presidential Records Act, Presidential records are MINE MINE MINE."





Manchin Wants To Hurt Democrats As Much As He Possibly Can






Pence Terrified That Debate Organizers Will Make Him Stand Near Woman. - Andy Borowitz



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Business/Tech News

How will Trump fill seats at his rallies now that actors are on strike? - CoffeyTimesNews tweet





Catholic Diocese Files For Bankruptcy Due To Their Priests Sexually Abusing Children.




I STRONGLY condemn my brother's deplorable and untruthful remarks last week about Covid being engineered for ethnic targeting. - Kerry Kennedy tweet