Friday, June 16, 2023

Jim Jordan Notes ‘We Don’t Know For Sure If These Tapes Exist’ When Asked About Impeaching Biden Over Probe

Ohio Republican Congressman Jim Jordan pointed out “we don’t know” if the tapes Republicans claim implicate President Joe Biden “exist” when he was asked about impeaching the president.



If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s not as bad as it looks.

It’s way f-cking worse. - John Collins tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I don’t know about you, but having to surrender to the authorities every couple of months doesn’t seem like model leadership. - 7Veritas4 tweet





Meanwhile, Putin Is Moving His Nukes Next To Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday said Russia has sent the first nuclear weapons to Belarus as part of a plan to deploy tactical nuclear bombs in the country bordering Ukraine.





It's nice that the Trumps are so tight as a family that Melania and Barron went to visit Trump, in the place where he lives, which is in another state, for his birthday.  - John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans






Miami Police Searching For Defendant in Thirty-seven Felonies Who Skipped Out on Restaurant Check. - Andy Borowitz






Trump Better Call Saul
Former President Donald Trump’s attorney Jim Trusty, who withdrew from representing Trump in a pair of federal criminal probes last week, pulled out of yet another Trump legal matter Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences” with the former president.







BREAKING NEWS: Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Six Week Abortion Ban; Chuck Grassley Responds In Scathing Telegram. - Liam Nissan tweet






People are anxious to talk about Dianne Feinstein. And Biden’s age. Meanwhile Chuck Grassley(89) has lost his ever loving mind. (Made up tapes, won’t read indictment, etc) - Claire McCaskill tweet






GOP Talking Points Aren't Going As Planned
GOP allies of former President Trump are digging for dirt on President Biden and other Democrats amid the former president’s indictment, this week turning to Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), who is pushing claims about an influence peddling operation, drawing fierce denials from the White House. 







Trump has a new slashing video that attacks his chief of staff, his national security adviser and his attorney general in vicious, at times personal terms. If you watched it, you might wonder: Who hired these people to run the government? - Josh Dawsey tweet







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Democrats: You can’t make this stuff up. 

Republicans: Yes, we can. - TG tweet






RFK Jr Thinks The Government Will Assassinate Him.


Robert Kennedy Jr.'s a Republican; here to disrupt the Democratic ticket. Handle accordingly. - Molly Ploofkin tweet



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He is wishing you all a great weekend.

Peace.


Thursday, June 15, 2023

White House blasts Tuberville’s hold on military nominations

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre slammed Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) for holding up some 200 Pentagon nominees over a Defense Department abortion policy, calling the lawmaker “shameful” and accusing him of endangering national security.


"May you live in interesting times." Chinese proverb. 
OK, not this interesting. We've had enough. - Stevie Joe Payne tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Melania Trump Seen Wearing “I Don't Care” Jacket. - Andy Borowitz





Don't Forget, Folks, Another GOP Shutdown Is Looming
Senate Republicans are worried the House GOP’s decision to write government funding bills at levels below those laid out in the recently-passed bipartisan debt ceiling bill will create a tough road for lawmakers to avert a government shutdown.






Mike Pence tied Donald Trump for the highest unfavorable number of all politicians tested in a new Quinnipiac poll. Both men have a 59% unfavorable view. - Kyle Griffin - MSNBC






Republican Shenanigans

DeSantis Considers Committing Federal Crime to Boost Flagging Poll Numbers. - Andy Borowitz






Florida: Wait, Wait, I Have Another Florida Man To Add To The Presidential Candidate's List



Nikki Haley Announces She Will Marry Trump If Elected President. - The Onion tweet






Official Documents Mysteriously Missing From Miami Courthouse. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

The only people coming for MAGA are the Trumps, with their hands out. - Tim Hannan tweet





Grifter Versus Shyster
For months, right-wing agitator Steve Bannon has been squaring off with his former lawyers over unpaid legal bills. But Bannon is finally starting to explain why he didn’t pay at least one person on his legal team—to the tune of a half-million dollars—and the whole story sounds a lot more complex than his lawyers would like everyone to believe.






If you're saying that Donald Trump blabbed secret military plans to "his golf buddies", and that it's "no big deal", you gotta remember that his golf buddies are the goddamn Saudi royal family. - Liam Nissan tweet



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I gotta say, it takes a real asshole to steal national secrets, hide em in your bathroom, and then say “come get me!” Which proves what I been saying all along. Real asshole. - Ron Perlman tweet





Hackers Hack U.S. Federal Agencies
Several U.S. federal agencies were hacked in a widespread cyberattack that exploits a vulnerability in software used by the government and private companies, CNN first reported on Thursday.
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) announced Thursday that is currently investigating the origins of the attack and working with government agencies to determine its scope...




Weren’t all of us vaccinated folks supposed to be dead by now? - Hamish Mitchell tweet

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Trump Wanted Courthouse Protests but Instead Got MAGA Misfits

Protesters assembled outside the federal courthouse here on Tuesday to express their support for former President Donald Trump—to fly the Trump colors and show prosecutors that they’re up against a MAGA army.
But if protesters sought to show unity and organization, what they accomplished was a disorganized display of MAGA spectacles, flaunting a pig’s head on a pike and getting the street shut down over an abandoned television.



Happy Birthday President Trump. May it be your last as a free man. - Mrs. Betty Bowers







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Walt Nauta should probably stay away from balconies and high windows. - NashIsHereForIt tweet






PBS Slapped Warning Label On Trump's Speech. Good!







The question the media should be asking isn't if indicting Donald Trump is bad for the country, but if Donald Trump is bad for the country. - Schooley tweet



Your reminder that not one person has ever been willing to testify under oath that Donald Trump is innocent. not one person. ever. in any hearing or trial. - Jeff Tiedrich







Republican Heads Must Be Exploding Because A ShortCut For Migrants May Be Provided





When MAGAs argue that “Hillary did the same things, and nothing happened to her!”, respond with “then why did Trump’s Department of Justice let her go free?“ - Tea Pain tweet






Will Republicans Abide By The Will of the People? Of Course Not.
Almost two-thirds of Americans say they support keeping the abortion pill approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) available to patients with a prescription, a Gallup poll released Wednesday shows. 







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If Joe Biden was a dictator then Fox News would already be burned to the ground and all it’s people would be in GITMO. - fake biden tweet





Check Your Frozen Strawberries
Multiple packages of frozen fruit, specifically strawberries, are being recalled due to possible Hepatitis A contamination.
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said Willamette Valley Fruit Co. of Salem, Oregon is voluntarily recalling select packages of frozen strawberries and a frozen fruit blend containing strawberries. The impacted strawberries were grown in Mexico and are potentially carrying Hepatitis A.




10-week old babies have been alive for two trump arrests. - Marissa Kabas tweet





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On a hot summer day, I like to see cold places. This is the Hvalnes Nature Reserve in Eastern Iceland with a snow plowed road.

Peace.