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Thursday, June 1, 2023

Legal Experts Predict Dire Outcome For Donald Trump After Tape Report

Legal Experts Predict Dire Outcome For Donald Trump After Tape Report

Legal experts foresee serious trouble for Donald Trump following reports of a recording from July 2021 in which the former president claimed to have classified documents about a possible U.S. attack on Iran after leaving the White House.

It turns out the most damning witness against Donald Trump…

Is Donald Trump. - 7veritas4 tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

A while back, I said the DOJ would pop Trump before on or before July 4th. I like that prediction even more, today. - Jack Hopkins tweet

Alabama Angry at US Air Force
The U.S. Air Force announced the permanent locations for more Space Command units Wednesday in Colorado, in a move likely to fan the flames of an ongoing battle with Alabama lawmakers over Spacecom’s headquarters.

MAGA: “If you convict him, there will be riots.”

Well, I guess there will be a lot of convictions. - John Collins tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Elon Musk Falls Below Clarence Thomas on List of World’s Richest People. - Andy Borowitz

McCarthy Takes The Win

The House voted Wednesday night to approve a bill that would raise the debt ceiling for more than two years, giving the Senate just days to do the same before the US potentially runs out of money to pay its bills.

The vote was 314-117, with more Democrats than Republicans offering their approval. There were 71 Republicans opposed and 46 Democrats who voted against it.

McCarthy’s bill just garnered more Democratic support than Republican support, in case you were wondering which party came out on top here. - Brian Tyler Cohen tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Welp, Joe Biden just fell down. Say goodbye to reading anything important on this site for the next 72 hours. - Ben Collins tweet

Trump's DOJ had Hunter Biden under investigation for four years. they found nothing. the investigation continues to this day. six years total. still nothing. if Hunter is such a master criminal, why couldn't Bill Barr find anything. put up or shut up, loudmouths. - Jeff Tiedrich

Sex, Lies, And Videotape. The Trump Mantra.

... More recently, investigators also appear to be pursuing a related question: whether Trump and some of his aides sought to interfere with the government’s attempt to obtain security camera footage from Mar-a-Lago that could shed light on how those documents were stored and who had access to them.

Seniors used to pay as much as $200 for common vaccines like shingles.

Under President Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, these vaccines are free for seniors on Medicare. - The White House tweet

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Business/Tech News

What if a baseball team stopped trying to score runs the old-fashioned way and instead seized control of the scoreboard and added runs that way. And what if the play-by-play announcers pretended it was a normal game.
That’s how major media report on Republicans. - Mark Jacob tweet

CNN Redesigned their chyron and now it is too small to read on my 40" TV

It’s not whether you fall down: it’s whether you get back up and wipe the floor with Republicans on the budget. - MuellerSheWrote tweet

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Wednesday, May 31, 2023

McCarthy braces for key test before final vote

McCarthy braces for key test before final vote

The debt ceiling bill moved to the full House on Wednesday, with Republican leadership aiming to ensure the package Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) and President Biden finalized over the weekend will pass.

There isn't enough f-ck you in the universe for Kevin McCarthy. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton admits to suppressing 2.5 MILLION votes in 2020 from Democratic Harris County

Trump tried to steal 11,780 votes in GA

Republicans cooked up fake electors schemes across the country

But they accuse Dems of stealing elections?!

GIVE US A BREAK. - Lindy Li tweet

I Imagine Jack Smith Has Tapes With Mr. Blabbermouth, Blabbering.

The special counsel investigating former President Trump’s efforts to stay in the White House after the 2020 election has issued subpoenas to staff who may have knowledge of the firing of Trump’s former cybersecurity chief, according to a new report.

Trump fired Christopher Krebs from his cybersecurity role on November 17, 2020, just days after Krebs refuted Trump’s false claims of election fraud...

BREAKING: Mike Pence to launch presidential campaign in Des Moines, sending mayo-on-white-bread sandwich stocks soaring. - Rex Huppke tweet

Republican Shenanigans

House Republicans get $79 per day for meals and incidentals.

Poor people get $2 per meal under SNAP.

Republicans want to cut $2 for the poor while pocketing nearly 40 times as much for their own meals.

Sound fair to you? - Ritchie Torres tweet

NASA Holds UFO Public Meeting. No Aliens Expected To Attend.

NASA will hold a historic public meeting on UFOs today (May 31) and you can watch it all live online in a free webcast.

The agency will hold a meeting of the "independent study group" it formed nearly a year ago in June 2022 in order to study data related to unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), a new term that encompasses objects or occurrences in the sky, underwater or in space that can't be immediately identified.

Americans Struggle To Remember Who Chris Christie Is Again. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

No words I can speak against modern American Christians could possibly condemn them more loudly than their own actions do. - Tennesseine tweet

AOC Says NO To Biden Bill
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) is planning to vote against the debt limit bill Wednesday as the Treasury Department’s June 5 deadline for a default fast approaches, according to her office.

If you would've told me a year ago that a meal of Chick-fil-A washed down by Bud Light would trigger the cons I would've asked what you were smoking. - Aaron Ruper

Uh Oh. Trump Lost The National Enquirer.

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Business/Tech News

Forced child labor. Forced birth. These people are actual Nazis. - Sandi Bachom tweet

Golf Tourneys Reject Trump's Golf Course In Scotland. LOL.
Donald Trump said this month that “everybody wants to see the Open Championship” played at his Turnberry gold resort in Scotland—everybody but the Open organizers themselves, apparently. According to The Telegraph, Trump was told after the 2021 Capitol riot that he was unlikely to get another Open held at one of his courses for the foreseeable future.

Just got asked by a reporter if this deal is a good sign for future bipartisanship.

My answer: “If your neighbor threatens to burn your house down, and he doesn’t only because you pay him a ransom, that doesn’t predict a new era of good neighborly relations”. - Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) tweet

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Tuesday, May 30, 2023

First Republican publicly supports ousting McCarthy as Speaker

First Republican publicly supports ousting McCarthy as Speaker

Rep. Dan Bishop (R-N.C.) on Tuesday became the first Republican to publicly support ousting Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) over the debt ceiling deal he struck with President Biden as conservative criticism of the agreement ramps up.

So wait... for three years, he's "Sleepy Joe" and can't talk or function or think... but he also outsmarted your entire party?

I see... - John Pavlovitz tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Aren’t you all kinda curious what the DOJ is gonna do about the 2.5 million votes that Ken Paxton refused to count in Texas in 2020? - Woman In The Moon tweet