Wednesday, May 31, 2023

McCarthy braces for key test before final vote

The debt ceiling bill moved to the full House on Wednesday, with Republican leadership aiming to ensure the package Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) and President Biden finalized over the weekend will pass.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton admits to suppressing 2.5 MILLION votes in 2020 from Democratic Harris County

Trump tried to steal 11,780 votes in GA

Republicans cooked up fake electors schemes across the country

But they accuse Dems of stealing elections?!

GIVE US A BREAK. - Lindy Li tweet

I Imagine Jack Smith Has Tapes With Mr. Blabbermouth, Blabbering.

BREAKING: Mike Pence to launch presidential campaign in Des Moines, sending mayo-on-white-bread sandwich stocks soaring. - Rex Huppke tweet

Republican Shenanigans

House Republicans get $79 per day for meals and incidentals.

Poor people get $2 per meal under SNAP.

Republicans want to cut $2 for the poor while pocketing nearly 40 times as much for their own meals. 

Sound fair to you? - Ritchie Torres tweet

NASA Holds UFO Public Meeting. No Aliens Expected To Attend.

Americans Struggle To Remember Who Chris Christie Is Again. - Andy Borowitz


Click here to meet C.W.


Rock The Voter News

No words I can speak against modern American Christians could possibly condemn them more loudly than their own actions do. - Tennesseine tweet

AOC Says NO To Biden Bill
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) is planning to vote against the debt limit bill Wednesday as the Treasury Department’s June 5 deadline for a default fast approaches, according to her office.

If you would've told me a year ago that a meal of Chick-fil-A washed down by Bud Light would trigger the cons I would've asked what you were smoking. - Aaron Ruper

Uh Oh.  Trump Lost The National Enquirer.


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press


Business/Tech News

Forced child labor. Forced birth. These people are actual Nazis. - Sandi Bachom tweet

Golf Tourneys Reject Trump's Golf Course In Scotland. LOL.
Donald Trump said this month that “everybody wants to see the Open Championship” played at his Turnberry gold resort in Scotland—everybody but the Open organizers themselves, apparently. According to The Telegraph, Trump was told after the 2021 Capitol riot that he was unlikely to get another Open held at one of his courses for the foreseeable future. 

 Just got asked by a reporter if this deal is a good sign for future bipartisanship. 

My answer: “If your neighbor threatens to burn your house down, and he doesn’t only because you pay him a ransom, that doesn’t predict a new era of good neighborly relations”. - Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) tweet



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Did you know that board surfing down the side of a volcano was a thing? I didn't until my "granddaughter" went to Cerro Negra in Nicaragua with her college chums for a field trip yesterday.


1 comment:

  1. The ancient Hawaiians used to board surf down small ish volcanic hills , I guess when the surf wasn't up? It was a lot rougher than water surfing, because, you know, rocks. But it was fun and macho so they did it.