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Monday, April 24, 2023

Tucker Carlson OUT at Fox News in Shocking Shakeup

Tucker Carlson OUT at Fox News in Shocking Shakeup

Tucker Carlson, the top-rated host at Fox News, is leaving the network.

The abrupt departure of the controversial prime time figure comes a week after Fox News reached a $787.5 million settlement with Dominion Voting Systems over the network’s promotion of former President Donald Trump’s false 2020 election claims.

The impact of Tucker Carlson no longer having a direct line into every US military base in the nation cannot be overstated.

Every. Single. Military DFAC and commissary plays Fox News 24/7. Tucker not being a part of that lineup is **huge**. - Kendall Brown tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The last big interview Tucker Carlson did before his career blew up was with Elon Musk.

Coincidence?

I think not. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet

CNN Is Cleaning House, Too.

CNN This Morning host Don Lemon announced on Monday that he has been terminated at the network.

Lemon announced his firing on Twitter, blasting the network’s management and saying “it is clear that there are some larger issues at play.”

The best part of the Tucker texts is that after years of lying in public, he’s fired for speaking truth in private. - John Fugelsang

Matthew McConaughey's self-help event on YouTube is being watched by 425,000 people right now. CNN's primetime lineup averaged 473,000 in March. - James Oliphant, Reuters

Republican Shenanigans

Elon Musk Falls Below Clarence Thomas on List of World’s Richest People. - Andy Borowitz

Freedumb of $peech
A lawyer for Hunter Biden, the son of President Biden, on Monday called for the Office of Congressional Ethics to review Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) for “unhinged rhetoric,” possible violations of House ethics rules and official conduct standards following a number of statements and accusations made by the Georgia lawmaker.

I am absolutely loving that liars are being recognized in the court of law and defamation of character/slanderous suits are winning. It is way past time. - Derek tweet

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Rock The Voter News

There’s a magical place called Mar-a-Lago - where men enter as lawyers and emerge as witnesses. - MuellerSheWrote tweet

President Biden Is So Underappreciated

President Biden on Monday told reporters that he will officially launch his reelection bid “soon,” as politics watchers are expecting an announcement as early as Tuesday.

“I told you I’m planning on running. I’ll let you know real soon,” the president told reporters when asked about his 2024 plans at the White House.

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Business/Tech News

Tucker Carlson’s Job Application Rejected By Bed, Bath & Beyond. - Andy Borowitz

The Silence From the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court Is Deafening

Senate Finance Committee Chair Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) on Monday asked GOP megadonor Harlan Crow to provide a list of flights and other gifts he reportedly gave to Justice Clarence Thomas over the past two decades.

Don’t miss out on the Spring purge, MSNBC.

Chuck Todd has been fireable for years. - 7Veritas4 tweet

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Friday, April 21, 2023

Texas Senate approves bills requiring 10 Commandments in K-12 classrooms, Bible time in school

Texas Senate approves bills requiring 10 Commandments in K-12 classrooms, Bible time in school

The Texas Senate approved a bill Thursday that would require public schools in the state to prominently display the Ten Commandments in every classroom, starting next school year, The Texas Tribune reports. The bill's sponsor, state Sen. Phil King (R), argued earlier this month that the Ten Commandments are part of American heritage, and his legislation "will remind students all across Texas of the importance of the fundamental foundation of America."

Republicans want to impose the Ten Commandments on your children but not on Trump. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Let's start paying 18 year old men $5,000 to get a vasectomy. All the dumbest dipsh*ts would cash in. - Liam Nissan tweet

Musk Continues To Find Ways To Destroy Twitter

Twitter dropped warning labels on the state-run propaganda outlets for some of the U.S.’s most potent and lethal geopolitical adversaries on Thursday evening.

The latest changes on the Elon Musk social media platform coincided with Twitter dropping the legacy blue check marks for all accounts, including key government agencies and even the Pope.

It's hilarious that the exact same people who spent decades whining about participation trophies became absolutely obsessed with getting a little blue check on Twitter. - Kevin Kruse tweet

The angry "Hey! Get off my lawn you kids!" guy is armed and dangerous. - Steve Martin tweet

Republican Shenanigans

It has been said before, but it bears repeating: if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. - Stephen King tweet

Republicans Admit They Want To Limit Voting On College Campuses. Well, At Least They Admit It.

A top Republican lawyer told donors at a Republican National Committee (RNC) retreat last weekend that conservatives should work to limit voting on college campuses.

Cleta Mitchell, a GOP lawyer who assisted former President Trump in his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, called on Saturday for Republicans to “combat” efforts to turnout college voters – a group that significantly tilts Democratic.

It’s hard to take a Supreme Court Justice seriously when they were nominated by a guy who is under indictment. - John Collins tweet

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Rock The Voter News

John Roberts is the Kevin Mccarthy of Supreme Court Chief Justices. - Ty Ross

Musk Unverifies President Biden's Account What Is Wrong With Musk?
Elon Musk-owned Twitter has quietly dropped labeling that identified state-affiliated and government-funded accounts of officials and media outlets, including designations used to identify President Joe Biden’s account as authentic.

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Business/Tech News

Musk Says Rocket Exploded Because It Insisted on Working Remotely. - Andy Borowitz

Tik Tok To Ban All Climate Change Deniers

Happy Earth Day! TikTok is making moves to ban all climate change denial content on its platform.

Starting April 21, TikTok will "begin to ramp up enforcement" of its new climate change misinformation policy. All climate-related content searches will be directed to "authoritative information" sourced in partnership with the United Nations

Every American deserves the right to breathe clean air, drink clean water, and be treated with dignity. - President Biden tweet

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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Durbin invites Chief Justice John Roberts to testify on Supreme Court ethics before a Senate committee

Durbin invites Chief Justice John Roberts to testify on Supreme Court ethics before a Senate committee

Senate Judiciary Chairman Dick Durbin has requested that Chief Justice John Roberts or "another Justice whom you designate" appear before...

We are still dealing with a cleanup on aisle 45. - John Collins tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

BREAKING: Mike Lindell’s bank account. - Windsor Mann tweet

I'm So Old I Remember Gretchen Carlson's Crazed Coverage of the Obama's Fist Bump.
Ex-Fox News host Gretchen Carlson told CNN’s Anderson Cooper she wanted Dominion to hold out for an apology in the blockbuster suit that ended in a substantial financial settlement almost 40 times larger than the one she received from Fox News.

Never forget, all it took was 3 children’s deaths and lawn darts were banned.
That’s because the GOP isn’t bought & owned by the National Lawn Dart Association. - Tracey DeLaney tweet

Republican Shenanigans

If only property insurance would follow the trajectory of DeSantis' campaign. - Nikki Fried, Chairwoman of Florida Democratic Party

I Suspect A Disgruntled Florida Employee
Florida residents were subjected to a rude awakening in the wee hours of Thursday morning, as smartphones across the state lit up with a predawn emergency alert that officials say was sent “in error.”

Florida governor Ron DeSantis is at war with “woke” but has NO PROBLEMS with his emergency management agency waking up the entire damn state with an emergency broadcast system test before 5 AM.

Nobody in history woke more Floridians up than Ron DeSantis did today. - Grant Stern tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Democrats make me proud to be American.

Republicans make me embarrassed to be human. - TheUSASingers tweet

Senate Keeps Abortion Services For Veterans
The Senate rejected a Republican effort on Wednesday to reverse a Department of Veterans Affairs policy that has expanded some abortion services to veterans, a victory for President Joe Biden and Democrats who say the services are necessary medical care.

No no! Denying women the right to abortion, overturning the FDA’s approval of the pill, Mifepristone. Judges can’t stop us, the SCOTUS can’t stop us. And Clarence Thomas needs to clean up his own house and not mess around in our house. Women will win this fight! - Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA)

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Elon’s day so far..

- Biggest rocket ever blows up bigly

- Tesla stock plummets 10%

- Microsoft ditches Twitter from Microsoft Advertising. - Scottcrates tweet

Business/Tech News

SpaceX Launch More Successful Than Twitter. - Andy Borowitz

LOL. DeSantis Picked The Wrong Mouse To Fight

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' new oversight board has discovered another "11th hour agreement" that allows Walt Disney Co to set its own utility rates at its Orlando theme parks, the board's chairman said on Wednesday.

Need some good news? Republican Rep. Scotty Campbell, the f*ckface who voted to expel the Tennessee Three and who also sexually harassed his interns has now RESIGNED. - Jeff Tiedrich

A study conducted on Swedish jackpot lottery winners found that men were more likely to get married after winning, while women were more likely to get divorced. - UberFacts tweet

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