Thursday, March 16, 2023

Ron DeSantis Aide Watched Him Use Fingers to Eat Pudding

A report on Ron DeSantis claims that the Florida governor lacks certain social graces, which apparently includes an unseemly story about his ...



If there were a pill to make you smarter Republicans would want to ban that one, too. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Jeb Bush says history will 'be kind' to his brother, artfully avoiding the words 'vindicate,' 'validate' or 'redeem.' - John Fugelsang





1000 More People Can Be Charged Because of Jan 6


“I tell my wife if every person in America knew every single word of information we knew, this country would not be divided as it is right now.” ~ Special Grand Juror in Georgia






Republican Shenanigans

If you want to find a pedophile, just go up to any drag queen. 

And use her phone to google "youth pastors near me". - The Hoarse Whisperer tweet







Lordy, There Are Tapes
The Georgia grand jury that was tasked with investigating whether former President Trump interfered with the 2020 election has heard a recording of a phone call the former president had with a top state lawmaker, according to a report.



Look, I may not approve of Donald Trump using Truth Social to launder Russian mob money, but he was our president and I will defend to the death his right to be arrested, humiliated, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the f*ck into some dark prison. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Rock The Voter News

If you think you've got it bad, just remember that some people have Ron DeSantis for a Governor. - John Collins tweet




Who Will Find The Downed Drone First?
Both the U.S. and Russia have signaled an interest in hunting for an advanced, $32 million drone downed over the Black Sea on Tuesday, but the search is complicated by the fact the unmanned aerial aircraft plunged into deep water near Crimea.







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Business/Tech News





When an anti-vaxxer takes ivermectin every day and tells his followers to do the same, then dies from the well-known side effects, it's not irony or karma, it's science.

Sweet, hilarious science. - Middle Age Riot


Mortgage Rates Dropping. Damn, That Biden!
The average long-term U.S. mortgage inched back down this week after five straight weeks of increases, good news for homebuyers as the housing market’s all-important spring buying season gets underway.







Hey Dads… quick question???

If your daughter attends the University of South Carolina or Clemson and she gets pregnant… do you want her to be executed for getting an abortion? - Billy Baldwin tweet







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Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Texas plots 1 of the largest school takeovers ever in U.S.


After years of threats, Texas officials on Wednesday announced a state takeover of Houston's public school district.


The state is essentially deposing a democratically elected school board and installing handpicked appointees for a district that by the state's own accountability measures has greatly improved in several years. How is this not just a power grab by Greg Abbott and Mike Morath? - Forrest Wilder tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Ukraine Says It Stands With Disney in its War With DeSantis. - Andy Borowitz





Putin Is One Proud Boy



Trump Devastated After DeSantis Endorsed by Putin. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

Nikki Haley Says It’s Time For New Generation of Soulless Tools. - Andy Borowitz





I Wonder What Bible These Bible Thumping Pro-lifers Read.
The First Book Of My Bible Says "Life Begins At First Breath." Gen 2:7








If you're just joining us, the 2023 GOP Platform is:

1. Trans ppl threaten our entire way of life
2. Drag Queens kill more kids than AR-15s
3. January 6 was fine bc there's clips
4. Anything we don't like is woke - John Fugelsang


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Rock The Voter News

The groomers are in the churches. - John Collins tweet






This Video Is So Telling About The IQ of Conservatives



Going after "wokeness" to blame a bank collapse is like going after Iraq when you were attacked by 15 Saudis. - John Fugelsang



DeSantis to Replace Disney World with Dilbert Theme Park. - Andy Borowitz







Wow. The Feds Are Rounding Them Up.



Trump’s lawyer in the NY case, Joe Tacopina, reminds me of Anthony Scaramucci.

He’ll last just as long. - 7veritas4 tweet








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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

This a shipwreck called Dimitrios, near Gythio, Greece. It has been there since 1981. Is that Captain Jack Sparrow in the lower left?

Peace.


Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Sanders signs Arkansas trans care malpractice bill into law

Sanders signs Arkansas trans care malpractice bill into law
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has signed legislation making it easier to sue providers of gender-affirming care for children, a move that could effectively reinstate a blocked ban on such care.


President Biden to The Daily Show on Florida's anti-LGBTQ laws:

"What's going on in Florida is, as my mother would say, 'close to sinful.'"

"I mean, what are they thinking about here? They're human beings, they love, they have feelings, they have inclinations. It’s cruel."






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


George Bush's Iraq War Left Iraq In A Mess








Is Putin Playing Russian Roulette or Kamikaze?



Being Putin's bitch should disqualify anyone from becoming president of the United States.- Nikki Fried tweet







Chinese Spy Balloon Finds No Information at Fox News. - Andy Borowitz





"Forget everything I've said & done over the past 25 years and focus on this one time I did the right thing." - Mike Pence, for the next 18 months. - John Fugelsang tweet








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Democratic Senators Go To Bat For Women
A group of Democratic senators sent letters to seven pharmacies on Monday to urge them to ensure customers have access to an abortion drug as some states seek restrictions on the pill. 









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Apologies for a late and short edition but my Internet went out. The good news is that I didn't murder anyone.


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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

These are sky lodges in Peru, 400 feet above the ground. The hike there is rigorous but what a view.

Peace.