Thursday, March 9, 2023

Michigan Senate votes to repeal 1931 abortion ban

The Michigan law, which was invalidated by the 1973 high court decision but remained on the state's books, prohibits abortions even in cases of rape or incest,...


Republicans in state legislatures are blocking child marriage bans, weakening child labor laws, and preventing young victims of rape and incest from having abortions.

The only way for a child to be safe from Republicans is to remain a fetus. - Middle Age Riot





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The Sicknick family should sue Tucker Carlson like the Sandy Hook families sued Alex Jones. That’s the only way to prevent others from emulating Fox News. - Piyush Mittal





U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy Declines Invitation From President Zelensky To Visit Ukraine. 






Republican Shenanigans

I wonder how employees of Fox "News" feel having to read depositions from Murdoch and the top hosts about how their entire network is a Nazi era level propaganda machine. Their own employees might burn the thing down so we don't have to. - BlackKnight10K






Trump Only Chooses The Best Lawyers!
Jenna Ellis, who served as an attorney for Donald Trump in the wake of the 2020 presidential election, admitted in a disciplinary hearing she misrepresented evidence on at least 10 occasions.



International women’s day is an annual reminder of how much happier we’d all be if the email lady had won in 2016. - 7Smite4 tweet






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Rock The Voter News

Today, Joe Biden is releasing a budget that slashes the deficit and raises taxes on the obscenely rich. 
today, Republicans are holding hearings because a social media app was mean to them. 
any questions - Jeff Tiedrich tweet







Trump Decision Making 101:

1. Trump thinks Stormy Daniels has a “Horse face.”

2. Trump paid to have sex with Stormy Daniels. - Jack Hopkins tweet








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Elon Musk Accidentally Includes Himself in Latest Round of Layoffs. - Andy Borowitz





Business/Tech News

Rupert Murdoch Desperately Tries To Salvage FCC License By Declaring Fox News a Sci-fi Network. - Andy Borowitz






Former Snake Oil Salesman Selling $99 Book



Rolling Stone asked Jimmy Kimmel if there’s something on his bucket list. Kimmel: “Yes, there is one thing on my bucket list that I want to do. I want to visit Donald Trump in prison and interview him from jail.”









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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Hoshizuna-no-Hama is a beach on Iriomote Island in Okinawa, Japan, famous for its unique sand composed of tiny star-shaped shells.


Peace.


Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Good News, Bad News

Bad news first.  No new edition today.

Good news: I accepted an offer on my property!




A few cartoons below so you won't leave empty handed.















A new edition tomorrow. Thank you so much for visiting.


Peace.




Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Tucker Carlson, with video provided by Speaker McCarthy, falsely depicts Jan. 6 riot as a peaceful gathering

Fox News host Tucker Carlson has released new security footage from the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, given to him by Speaker McCarthy,...


It was a deadly insurrection. It would take 538 24-hour days for one person to watch all 14,000 hours of out of context footage. We all saw what happened live. - Luke Saleski 






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Tune in tomorrow when Tucker Carlson unearths video of Jeffrey Dahmer helping an old lady with her groceries. - Bob Clendenin tweet 






Twitter Just Gets Worse Every Day Since Musk Took Over
When Elon Musk acquired Twitter, he made it clear that eradicating spam bots was a top priority. But his strategies on that front have produced, at best, mixed results. Moreover, in recent months, some users have been plagued by a type of spam that directly violates Twitter policy: automated replies from accounts offering guns for sale.



Millions Celebrate As Twitter Outage Briefly Silences Elon Musk. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans

If the 9/11 commission had given Tucker Carlson exclusive footage of that day, we’d be watching angry buildings crash into peaceful, stationary planes. - 7Smite4 tweet





Lindsey Graham Wants To Bomb Mexico 🙄


Of course the only time Tucker Carlson would show the insurrection on Fox News is when he's trying to cover it up.  But thanks for reminding all your viewers that Republicans tried to overthrow the government. Bang up job you're doing there. - BlackKnight10K






I feel like any day there isn't a crazed narcissist in the White House is a good day. - Stephen King tweet







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Rock The Voter News







Walgreen caved to pressure from pro-life terrorists to stop selling abortion pills

South Carolina wants to execute women for having an abortion

Florida is forcing a woman to give birth to a dying baby

The evangelical “pro-life” movement is 1 of the biggest SCAMS in US history. - Lindy Li tweet






Texan Messes With Texas
Texas state Rep. Bryan Slaton has introduced a bill that would place a referendum for Texas’ secession from the United States on the 2024 ballot. H.B. 3596 would allow Texans to vote on “whether or not the State should investigate the possibility of Texas independence, and present potential plans to the Legislature.”



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Business/Tech News

What did Norfolk Southern do with all the money it saved from cutting its workforce, running longer trains, refusing sick leave, and scrimping on safety?

Over the past two decades, it has boosted shareholder payouts by 4,500 percent.

Corporate greed, folks. - Robert Reich tweet

 







Apparently, SCOTUS Has Better Things To Do







I actually think it's reassuring that if the Republicans shut down the government Hillary's email would still work. - Andy Borowitz, March 6, 2015