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Tucker Carlson, with video provided by Speaker McCarthy, falsely depicts Jan. 6 riot as a peaceful gathering

Tucker Carlson, with video provided by Speaker McCarthy, falsely depicts Jan. 6 riot as a peaceful gathering

Fox News host Tucker Carlson has released new security footage from the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, given to him by Speaker McCarthy,...

It was a deadly insurrection. It would take 538 24-hour days for one person to watch all 14,000 hours of out of context footage. We all saw what happened live. - Luke Saleski 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Trump Calls for Release of ALL Jan 6 Detainees Following Tucker Carlson Rewrite: 'LET THEM GO FREE, NOW!'
• Elon Musk Falls For Tucker Carlson Revision of Jan. 6: 'Deeply Wrong, Legally and Morally'
• Schumer Absolutely Nukes Tucker Carlson in Stunning Senate Floor Tirade — Demands Fox 'Order' Him To Stop
• 'It's Disgusting' Ex-Jan 6th Committee Member Adam Kinzinger Calls Out 'Grifter' Tucker Carlson's 'Straw Man' Coverage
• Sicknick Family Destroys Fox News and Tucker Carlson In Blistering Condemnation of Jan. 6 Footage Spin
• 'You're a Loser!' Joe Scarborough Brutally Mocks Trump's 'Retribution' Speech at CPAC

Tune in tomorrow when Tucker Carlson unearths video of Jeffrey Dahmer helping an old lady with her groceries. - Bob Clendenin tweet 

Twitter Just Gets Worse Every Day Since Musk Took Over
When Elon Musk acquired Twitter, he made it clear that eradicating spam bots was a top priority. But his strategies on that front have produced, at best, mixed results. Moreover, in recent months, some users have been plagued by a type of spam that directly violates Twitter policy: automated replies from accounts offering guns for sale.

Millions Celebrate As Twitter Outage Briefly Silences Elon Musk. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Former Trump Adviser Paul Manafort To Pay Millions to DOJ Over 20 Undeclared Foreign Bank Accounts
• DeSantis previews 2024 message in State of the State address
• Florida GOP lawmakers introduce six-week abortion ban bill
• Chris Christie Thoroughly Mocks 'Trump's Lies' over Tiny CPAC Crowd: 'Cannot Accept His Half Empty Room'
• Reporter Quits The Daily Wire With Scathing Open Letter Decrying 'Overtly Partisan' Trans Coverage

If the 9/11 commission had given Tucker Carlson exclusive footage of that day, we’d be watching angry buildings crash into peaceful, stationary planes. - 7Smite4 tweet

Lindsey Graham Wants To Bomb Mexico 🙄

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said on Monday he is prepared to introduce legislation to pave the way for the president to potentially use military force in Mexico to combat drug cartels.

On Friday, four Americans were kidnapped just over the border in northeastern Mexico in what U.S. officials are saying is a case of mistaken identity.

Of course the only time Tucker Carlson would show the insurrection on Fox News is when he's trying to cover it up.  But thanks for reminding all your viewers that Republicans tried to overthrow the government. Bang up job you're doing there. - BlackKnight10K

I feel like any day there isn't a crazed narcissist in the White House is a good day. - Stephen King tweet

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden leads Williamson by more than 70 points among Democratic primary voters: poll
• Harris backs lawsuit filed by Texas women over ‘extreme’ GOP abortion laws
• Manchin to vote against Biden’s nominee for FCC

Walgreen caved to pressure from pro-life terrorists to stop selling abortion pills

South Carolina wants to execute women for having an abortion

Florida is forcing a woman to give birth to a dying baby

The evangelical “pro-life” movement is 1 of the biggest SCAMS in US history. - Lindy Li tweet

Texan Messes With Texas
Texas state Rep. Bryan Slaton has introduced a bill that would place a referendum for Texas’ secession from the United States on the 2024 ballot. H.B. 3596 would allow Texans to vote on “whether or not the State should investigate the possibility of Texas independence, and present potential plans to the Legislature.”



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Business/Tech News

• Yellen warns climate change could trigger asset value losses, harming US economy
• Elon Musk Under Fire for Attempting to Publicly Humiliate Disabled Employee Instead of Telling Him If He Still Has a Job: ‘Superlative Piece of Sh*t’
• Severe turbulence on flight kills ex-White House official
• 99 percent of global population exposed to unhealthy levels of tiny air pollutants: study

What did Norfolk Southern do with all the money it saved from cutting its workforce, running longer trains, refusing sick leave, and scrimping on safety?

Over the past two decades, it has boosted shareholder payouts by 4,500 percent.

Corporate greed, folks. - Robert Reich tweet

 

Apparently, SCOTUS Has Better Things To Do

The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday again declined to settle a split among appeals courts over whether federal wage law allows workers to bring nationwide class action-style lawsuits, turning away a case involving FedEx Corp.

I actually think it's reassuring that if the Republicans shut down the government Hillary's email would still work. - Andy Borowitz, March 6, 2015

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Odd News

• Key lawmakers double down on solving the enduring mystery of UFOs
• E-bike-sparked fire destroys New York supermarket, apartment building
• Popular Australian beer recalled due to 'excess alcohol'
• Fitness enthusiast does 8,008 pull-ups in 24 hours
• Thar she blows! Canadian woman wins Key West conch contest

Time To Deflate Photo

An orangutan enjoying the weather.  Photo credit: Andrew Suryono

Peace.

Michelle Obama Goes After Trump’s Inauguration in New Podcast For Amazon: ‘There Weren’t That Many People There’

Michelle Obama Goes After Trump’s Inauguration in New Podcast For Amazon: ‘There Weren’t That Many People There’

Former First Lady Michelle Obama’s new Audible podcast will launch Tuesday but her first episode will highlight an old foe, former President Donald Trump.

In a clip from the first episode titled, Kids Just Want Our Gladness, exclusively released to PEOPLE Magazine, Obama described inauguration day 2017 to Today host Hoda Kotb.

Fun fact: two years in, Joe Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Trump Attacks Rupert Murdoch in 3AM Social Media Rant: How Does He Say 'There Was No Election Fraud?'
• Trump: Can end 'disastrous' Russian war in a day
• Americans view China as top foe ahead of Russia: Gallup
• Greene to introduce resolution declaring Antifa a terrorist organization

Republican politicians are the only Russian assets in the U.S. that haven't been frozen. - Middle Age Riot tweet

The Children Snatchers

A proposed bill in the Florida State Senate would allow the state to take “emergency jurisdiction” over children who receive or are at risk of receiving gender-affirming care, as well as those whose parents or siblings receive it. The Florida law would also allow the action to be taken outside of the state.

When is the Department of Defense going to stop broadcasting Fox News on its military bases? - Steven Beschloss tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Young Republicans Are Begging Party Elders To Stop Saying ‘Woke’
• Ex-Trump Doc Ronny Jackson Bashes Biden After Cancerous Lesion Removal: 'He’s What Needs to Be Removed, Not the Lesion They Found'
• Kari Lake Claims Someone 'Came to her Door' and Tried to Bribe Her to 'Get Out of Politics'
• Florida Republican's Blogger Registration Bill Blasted as 'Insane' — by Newt Gingrich
• Geraldo Warns of 'Danger to America' if Trump Loses 2024 Bid: 'What Mischief Would He Be Capable of Inflicting?'
• 'PERRY-WHO?' Surprise Third-Place Finisher in CPAC Straw Poll Perry Johnson Jokes About His Lack of Name Recognition
• U.S. Supreme Court rebuffs Florida city's challenge to atheist lawsuit
• FBI gun seizure orders from people who fail background checks hit historic rates

Trump says he will continue to run even if he’s indicted. Merrick Garland, it’s up to you to accommodate him. - Rob Reiner tweet

The Odd Couple Are Divorcing

Former Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway and husband George Conway announced Saturday that they are “in the final stages of an amicable divorce.”

“We appreciate the many family members, friends and colleagues who know us, care for us, and support us,” the statement reads. “We remain united as parents to provide love, joy, comfort and protection to our beautiful children.”

Pity poor Newt Gingrich, doomed to wake each morning into a world he helped create. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

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Rock The Voter News

• Pete Buttigieg Says It's 'Bullsh*t' He Only Visited East Palestine Because Trump Went First, Calls Criticism of His Shoes 'Maddening'
• Biden Goes After Conservative Obsession With CRT During Selma Speech: 'We Can't Just Learn What We Want to Know'
• Hakeem Jeffries Refuses to Call For Democrat Boycott of Fox News; Instead Urges Network to Stop Airing ‘The Big Lie’
• NYC Mayor Eric Adams Defends His Crime Rhetoric Against Criticism from Fellow Democrats: 'The Polls Were Clear — New Yorkers Felt Unsafe'

It’s hard to fully accept or overstate how many families and friendships have been damaged or broken by the ugly combination of Donald Trump and Fox News. - Steven Beschloss tweet

Poke Me In The Eye With A Sharp Stick News: Florida Gov. DeSantis Wants To Make America Florida.

He hasn't yet entered the contest for the Republican presidential nomination, but even so, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is one of the leading candidates.

In polls of possible nominees, he rivals and sometimes surpasses former President Donald Trump. DeSantis has just released a new book that highlights his pugnacious style and hardline stance on issues ranging from education to public health. It picks up from his first term as Florida governor when he became well-known nationally through his frequent appearances on Fox News.

Watch how quickly “health problems” crop up once Donald Trump is indicted. He’ll go from “live to be 200” to “so frail he’ll be lucky to see daylight” overnight. Just watch. Mark it down under “Jack said…” - Jack Hopkins tweet

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Business/Tech News

• SiriusXM cutting more than 450 jobs
• Southwest flight turns back as main cabin fills with smoke
• 'Trump is Far and Away Getting the Most Mentions on Fox News,' Says CNN's Harry Enten — And He's Gaining
• 2nd Norfolk Southern train derails in Ohio, no hazardous materials released: Officials

Aren’t you glad Norfolk Southern doesn’t run an airline? - NotHoodlum tweet

White House Hints Biden Won't Attend The Coronation Of King Charles. I'd Be Surprised If He Doesn't Attend.

When King Charles III is officially crowned at Westminster Abbey on May 6 — the British monarchy’s first coronation ceremony in seven decades — President Biden is not expected to be among the world leaders in attendance, according to a report.

“That does not feel like an event Joe Biden will attend,” a White House official who spoke on condition of anonymity told Time Magazine.

However, the official emphasized that Biden’s schedule for May has not been finalized.

California won't be doing business with Walgreens -- or any company that cowers to the extremists and puts women's lives at risk. - Gov. Gavin Newsom

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Odd News

• Rockets Present a Potential New Threat to the Ozone Layer
• Satellites like SpaceX’s Starlink are disrupting Hubble observations
• ‘Horrifying’ flight diverted as some passengers vomit in 9-hour ordeal, travelers say
• Adidas Considering 'Literally Burning' HALF A BILLION Dollars' Worth of Yeezy Sneakers in Aftermath of Kanye's Meltdown
• Man rescued after nearly 8 hours in Gulf of Mexico
• A Florida homeowner opened his front door. He was bitten by an alligator.

Time To Deflate Photo

A lighthouse in Andros, Greece.

Peace.