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Tuesday, February 14, 2023

‘People Don’t Need to Worry About Aliens’: John Kirby Dismisses Newsmax Reporter's Question About Airborne Objects

‘People Don’t Need to Worry About Aliens’: John Kirby Dismisses Newsmax Reporter's Question About Airborne Objects

National Security Council spokesman John Kirby dismissed a Newsmax reporter’s question about whether the aerial crafts the U.S. military shot down in recent days were piloted by aliens.

I'm waiting to hear from Charlie Kirk all about how the "false flag alien invasion" ties backs to Hunter's laptop and Hillary's emails. - SundaeDivine tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The same people who want to start a civil war are scared sh*tless of balloon technology. - John Collins tweet

I Disagree, I Think It Was The Money, Honey. Oh, Wait...
During a recent interview on CNN's "The Axe Files" podcast, California Gov. Gavin Newsom said that his ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle was a "different person" back when the two were married, and that she ended up becoming a right-wing personality because "she fell prey" to the culture at Fox News shortly after she began working there in 2006.

As a rule, Republicans identify more with the shooters than the victims. - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

If people kill people, not guns, why would Ron DeSantis want to ban guns at his events instead of the people? - John Collins tweet

Pence Is A Weenie, But I Repeat Myself...
Former Vice President Mike Pence is expected to resist a subpoena for testimony as part of a Justice Department special counsel’s investigation into former President Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election, a source familiar with Pence’s plans confirmed to The Hill.

Pence is now claiming the Speech and Debate Clause — meant for senators and members — allows him to avoid testifying about Jan 6.

Just shows the lengths Pence will go to avoid doing his duty and telling the truth.

What a way to launch a presidential campaign. - Rep. Adam Schiff tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Last week, the U.S. House voted to overturn the voting rights bill by a 260-173 vote.

The move may be partially symbolic because the bill would have to pass the Democratic-held Senate and be signed by President Joe Biden. - Southern Poverty Law Center tweet

Trump Will Announce A New Fundraiser in 3....2...1....
A New York appeals court upheld sanctions against former President Donald Trump totaling $110,000 for failing to respond to a New York state attorney general subpoena for documents.

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Business/Tech News

The message I got from the "HeGetsUs" Super Bowl ads (the one where everyone was fighting) was basically "we won't like you unless you join our religion" - Liam Nissan tweet

Just HOW Does One Accidently Mix A Male Enhancement Drug In With A Dietary Supplement?

A dietary supplement is being recalled because it is tainted with the active ingredient in the prescription drugs Viagra and Cialis.

The Food and Drug Administration says the recall involves one lot of Volt Candy’s PrimeZen Black 6000. The recall was initiated after an FDA analysis found the product was tainted with sildenafil and tadalafil.

This is your reminder that more Republican senators have called for sunsetting Social Security & Medicare...

...than Democratic senators have called for confiscating your damn gas stoves. - John Fugelsang

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Time To Deflate Photo

A Canadian Lynx with huge paws which make great snowshoes.

Peace.

Monday, February 13, 2023

Jack Smith makes moves in federal Trump investigations

Jack Smith makes moves in federal Trump investigations

Special counsel Jack Smith has been moving aggressively since being named to take over inquiries into former President Donald Trump nearly three months ago.

So, Jack Smith subpoenaed Pence last week, and now has in his possession a laptop and a thumb drive with classified materials, that belonged to a Trump aide. Hunter must be giggling right now.

It would be a delicious irony if Pence ended up hanging Trump. - Ron Asher tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I’m gobsmacked after reading the WAPO piece on Trump/Kushner’s corruption w/MBS & KSA while in office. I’m no stranger to their grift but it still stings. It’s like reading about bank heist & murder and knowing the culprits not only got away with it but are planning round two. - Noel Casler tweet

China Attempts The Art of Distraction
China on Monday said more than 10 U.S. high-altitude balloons have flown in its airspace during the past year without its permission, following Washington's accusation that Beijing operates a fleet of surveillance balloons around the world. The United States denied that it operates any surveillance balloons over China.

It must be weird watching us from outside the United States. - John Collins tweet

Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects But Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Proposes Building Forty-Mile-High Wall To Keep Out Balloons. - Andy Borowitz

Nothing annoys Republicans more than Democrats posting videos of them saying things that they only wanted their base to hear. - Ron Filipkowski tweet

That Ohio Train Wreck Fire Is Still Spewing Airborne Chemicals After Ohio Blew It Up. So...

A West Virginia water utility is enhancing its water treatment process as a precaution following the derailment of a train hauling chemicals that later sent up a toxic plume in Ohio.

So has anybody in Washington, Republican or Democrat, suggested maybe they need to look at rail regulations again? Or are we just going to pretend airborne toxic events are unavoidable? - Schooley tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Ron DeSantis is gaslighting Black children to prevent privileged white children from ever feeling sad. This is white supremacy. - Imspeaking13 tweet

Welcome To Florida: College Board Sues DeSantis For Slander

The College Board has accused Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’s (R) administration of slander after the state’s department of education said the board’s advanced placement African American studies course “lacks educational value.”

Palin Fails To Spot High Altitude Object Over Alaska. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

BREAKING NEWS: Super Bowl Spectator Kari Lake Files Suit Against NFL Claiming Philadelphia Won Game. - Liam Nissan tweet

Underwear Tax 35% Higher For Women

The average US tariff rate on women’s undergarments is 15.5%, compared to just 11.5% for men’s. That means women are being charged a tax that’s 35% higher than what their male counterparts pay, according to Ed Gresser, a former US trade official and current director for Trade and Global Markets at the Progressive Policy Institute.

“Worst Valentine’s Day surprise ever,” wrote Gresser in his report, as he estimated that the current US tariff system adds about $1.10 to each pair of women’s underwear and about $0.75 to men’s.

Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who knows about Black inventions like folding chairs, gas masks, traffic signals, potato chips and much more because they don't have a jackass governor like Ron DeSantis banning that history in schools.

Happy Black History Month. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant tweet

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Friday, February 10, 2023

McConnell Confirms Biden's Claim Some in the GOP Eyeing Cuts to Social Security and Medicare: 'That Was the Rick Scott Plan’

McConnell Confirms Biden's Claim Some in the GOP Eyeing Cuts to Social Security and Medicare: 'That Was the Rick Scott Plan’

Republican Senate leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) took aim at Florida Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) during an interview and confirmed that President Joe Biden’s declaration that some GOP leaders want to end Social Security and Medicare was, in fact, accurate – despite loud booing and yells of “liar” from GOP members.

I never would have known that Rick Scott, Ron Johnson, Mike Lee, and Ron DeSantis all called for the end of Social Security and Medicare if the Dumdum Caucus hadn't brought it to my attention by making a spectacle of themselves during the SOTU.

Thanks, dumdums! - au tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If he shoots down one more balloon, Biden gets a giant stuffed Pikachu toy from the concessionaire. - David Frum tweet

The Special Counsel Subpoenaed Pence. This Is Getting Serious.

Former Vice President Mike Pence has been subpoenaed by the special counsel overseeing investigations into efforts by former President Donald Trump and his allies to overturn the results of the 2020 election, according to a person with direct knowledge of the event.

Pence Says Mother Will Not Give Him Permission to Testify. - Andy Borowitz

Chinese Balloon Joins Search of Pence’s House. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Chinese Reportedly Spied on Marjorie Taylor Greene But Found No Intelligence. - Andy Borowitz

Well, Now, Who Is Going To Pay For Police, Fire Dept., Water Dept? The State or the County? I See A Fight A Brewing.
The Florida state House has advanced a plan to give Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) more power over Disney’s self-governing district after the company pushed back against the state’s law limiting discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity in the classroom, which has become known as the “Don’t Say Gay” law.

Russians Had Spy Balloon Inside Oval Office for Four Years. - Andy Borowitz

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Hakeem Jeffries Jumps On The Social Security Bandwagon!

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) said on Friday that “extreme MAGA” Republicans view Social Security as a “Ponzi scheme,” calling on Democrats to work to protect the program.

George Santos is being investigated by the House Ethics Committee, which consists mostly of Republicans who should be investigated by the House Ethics Committee. - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

The Republican Party went from Abraham Lincoln to Marjorie Taylor Greene.

No wonder they don't believe in evolution. - Middle Age Riot

Yahoo Is Not Something 20% of Their Workforce Is Saying

Yahoo has announced plans to lay off more than 20 percent of its staff by the end of the year as it conducts a restructuring of its ad tech unit, multiple outlets reported.

Axios was the first to report the layoffs. Yahoo CEO Jim Lanzone told the outlet the layoffs are not a result of financial difficulties but instead strategic changes to the advertising unit, which has not been profitable.

One thing becomes crystal clear watching the Republicans' bogus "government weaponization" hearings: All the smart people in the House are Democrats. - Rich Campbell tweet

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