Monday, February 6, 2023

China Spent the Weekend Mocking America Over Its Spy Balloon

As the Chinese spy balloon that soared across American skies was shot down on Saturday and lawmakers argued over who was to blame, Beijing was basking in the bedlam.


Second Amendment Activists Warn That Biden Is Coming For Your Balloons. - Andy Borowitz



“If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected .”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

“Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War





Interestingly Enough, Ana Navarro Was Born In Nicaragua






Fox Apologizes To Viewers For Letting Balloon Interrupt its 24-Hour Coverage of Hunter Biden's Laptop. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans

The AR-15 lapel pin is the new Swastika badge.

There, I said it. - Rik Havic tweet





Apparently, America Is Sick Of Politics






Power out 3 days. Back on 48 hours. Off again tonight. Only thing in Texas that matters less than Uvalde schoolkids and women's rights is electricity. Why would anyone bring a business here to the Texas Third World? - James Moore tweet







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Elon Musk Seething With Envy Over Attention Balloon Is Getting. - Andy Borowitz







Lack of Railcar Axle Maintenance Caused The Ohio Train Accident. Dear God.


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Osorno Volcano  in Chile. It's all beautiful until she blows.

Peace.

Friday, February 3, 2023

'Shoot Down the Balloon': Trump Weighs in on Chinese Spy Orb

Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted: "Biden should shoot down the Chinese spy balloon immediately. President Trump would have...


It wouldn't surprise me if the Chinese built a Trojan Horse balloon filled with COVID. I can say that because I run a comedy website!


George Santos Regrets Being Inventor of Spy Balloons. - Andy Borowitz




Ashli Babbitt was a patriot's idea of a traitor and a traitor's idea of a patriot. - Middle Age Riot






Why Doesn't Trump Just Move To Russia? It'll Be Easier To KA.


Ashli Babbitt should have complied, isn't that what you dipsh*ts tell me every time cops shoot some black woman asleep in her own bed. - Jeff Tiedrich







Reminder; the GOP wants to:

1. Cut Planned Parenthood funding, which doesn't pay for abortions
2. Continue funding Israel, which gives free abortions
- John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans

Marjorie Taylor Greene said that Sandy Hook and Parkland were staged and the parents are actors and the kids are really still alive. 

Republicans just put her on the committee that oversees school safety. 

But Ilhan Omar… - Sen. Chris Murphy







Police Popularity Numbers Are Down. Wonder Why?






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Pompeo Believes Jan 6 Was A Peaceful Transition. He Also Believes In The Rapture, So That Explains A Lot.



Republicans shoot first and ask questions later.







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Netflix: *makes $4,400,000,000 (4.4 BILLION) profit in 2022*

Also Netflix: “We NeEd MoRe PrOfItS, nO mOrE sHaRiNg PaSsWoRdS”

~ Samantha Dorrough


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Damn, Joe Biden. *correction* HOT DAMN,  Joe Biden!



More jobs created in two years, than in ANY President's four year term. - Ron Klain, WHCOS






Fossil Fuel Companies pressure politicians to relax pollution laws & gain control of foreign petroleum reserves through military force.    

Teachers Unions pressure politicians for dental plans and more chalk. - John Fugelsang







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Inside the Rookery Building, Chicago. It was built in 1888. One of the many reasons I love Chicago.


Peace.



Thursday, February 2, 2023

Hunter Biden asks for criminal probe into Trump allies for 'theft' of data from laptop

Hunter Biden asks for criminal probe into Trump allies for 'theft' of data from laptop
Lawyers for Hunter Biden sent letters Wednesday requesting investigations into allies of former President Donald Trump who they say trafficked in stolen information from his laptop — a dramatic shift in strategy for the president’s son after years of GOP attacks.



Search of Joe Biden’s Home Ends Abruptly After Major Bites FBI Agent. - Andy Borowitz






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Will Biden Be Safe Giving The State of the Union Address With Security Measures Removed From The House?
House Democrats are raising the alarm over the security of President Biden and State of the Union guests ahead of the address next week in the House chamber after Republicans stripped down security infrastructure shortly after taking control in their new majority.







It’s OUTRAGEOUS that the Justice Department searched President Biden’s beach house in Delaware yesterday for classified documents (they found NOTHING), but they still haven’t searched any of TRUMP’S other homes aside from Mar-a-Lago.

Why is DOJ treating Trump with kid gloves?  - Jon Cooper tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Removing Omar from committees over anti-semitic comments while rallying behind the 'Jewish space laser'  lady and the guy who dined with antisemites is peak Republican hypocrisy. - Covie tweet






Kari Lake Furious That No One Has Searched Her Home for Stolen Documents. - Andy Borowitz







The FBI Is Investigating Santos and His Theft Of Funds Raised for a Dying Dog, Who Died!



DeSantis trusts anyone to carry a loaded gun without a permit, but doesn’t trust a licensed teacher with a book. - piper4missouri tweet






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Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted in the Mueller Report that she lied as Trump's press secretary. Since lying is a required ritual in the Republican Party, she's the perfect choice to give the response to the State of the Union. - Marc Jacob tweet






The U.S. Supreme Court Needs To "Divorce" Themselves From Their Spouses
The highly controversial and highly unpopular U.S. Supreme Court isn’t just facing a historic loss of confidence, it’s now facing yet another ethics scandal that is likely to lower even further public opinion of the far-right institution that in under two decades has seen its approval rating slashed...should a Justice’s spouse – in this case the spouse of Chief Justice John Roberts – be able to make millions of dollars recruiting attorneys who are placed into top law firms that argue cases before it?


Imagine being a woman in Florida that votes for men who want to track her daughters menstrual cycle. Sick bastards. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet






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Senate Democrat Has Not Forgotten About The Dirty FBI Spy



The Jewish Space Laser is guarded by Hanukkah Solo and his sidekick Jewbacca. - OhNoSheTwitnt tweet